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okay, my dear friend i have a very important question to ask you. lately, i’ve been staying inside and forgetting to shave my beard and when i was about to do it, i realized something. do you think i could pull off just a mustache? i mean, i know in i,tonya it was bad but everything about him was awful. please give me your honest and true opinion. @crevans​​

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akendrick47hq​:

I’m not typically the one for trashy reality TV but I recently got into Selling Sunset on Netflix and guys let me just tell you - this is the greatest show to come out of Netflix. I say this boldly knowing my very good friend has his own show on Netflix right now and I don’t care. If you haven’t seen it, it’s about a bunch of real estate agents selling properties in Hollywood and of course there’s drama and you need to watch it. If you have seen it, are you team Christina or team Chrishell? I want to make shirts and go stand outside their office. @hchqstarters​

i think the last bout of trashy reality tv i indulged in was jersey shore, and that was quite some time ago. i haven’t quite gotten around to catching onto all the other great reality shows out there, i think i might be missing out. but based upon the names alone, i would have to say i’m more team chrishell based on that criteria. 

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after a day spent face planting far more than he’d care to admit, sebastian decided it was time to stay in for the rest of the night. so of course, he’d found himself au perchoir simply because he enjoyed the name and some alcohol sure would warm him up. as he was seated at the bar, he caught sight of an all too familiar face out of the corner of his eye, “well well well, i think we gotta stop running into each other like this em, we’re making a habit at this point.” he teased as he looked over at her.  @emiliaclarkehq​

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roman59josi​:

That’s gonna make them more crazy, not trying to make them scream with excitement. What even is ope? It sounds…like a weird saying but that’s all I got too.

eh, either way it’s going to keep me concealed from some over zealous fans so i’ll take what i can get. from my understanding its like saying ‘oh!’ but in different situations, but i can’t say i really understand it myself. 

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lilyiames​:

I say yes, primarily because the sheriff outfits gives you the opportunity to look like someone respectable, nobody messes up with sheriffs and secondly because I, as the sucker for American accents brit that I am, saw the trailer and the southern one suits you. Have you ever tried Hispanic, or French?

you do make a point there, no one would mess with someone dressed up as a sheriff. plus, i get to wear those stellar hats and no one would question it, so really it’s a win all around for me. i have not tried either of those, i feel like those two i would definitely sound like a fool trying to recreate. 

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dcrrncriss​:

Exactly so you’re set all around, man. No need to worry. It sounds like the ultimate flawless plan. Yeah? So then you should be good which is awesome. What are some other ones that you can do? Imagine just starting a conversation with one accent and switching it up midway through.

now i just have to go out and get the rest of my outfit to complete the whole look. gotta be dressed to the nines if i’m going to pull this one off. i think i’ve hung around enough brits that i could actually attempt to do a halfway decent british accent, maybe even irish somewhere mid sentence too. 

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dcrrncriss​:

I think the only answer to that question is ‘absolutely yes’, especially when it comes to the southern drawl. If the accent is choppy, at least you’ll have the outfit to ultimately distract everyone so you’ll be good. Just for fun though - why not try an Aussie accent, too? Throw a couple of ‘mates’ in there. 

you’re so right, what was i thinking? even if my accent does get a bit choppy, it’ll be hard to focus on that if i have the whole cowboy getup. you’ve definitely got the right idea here, that’s for sure. i think i’ve spent enough time around a few aussie that i could make it work, to anyone whose never spent too much time around one at least. 

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roman59josi​:

I think you’re trying to make the ladies lose their mind, no? I’ve seen it first hand the southern accent gets them going. I don’t know what you could try, I hear the midwest has an accent but I’ve never really paid attention to it.

that’s not totally the goal but i’ve been told that could happen so i suppose it’s a happy accident so to say? either way, i think i’m definitely going to try it. i’ve heard about the midwestern ‘ope’ but that’s about it for accents. 

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tylersegsx91​:

I’ve been in Texas for years and I still don’t have a southern drawl. Can you teach me? I try, but I can’t really do it, the Canadian accent keeps getting in the way of me trying to fit in. I can at least pull off a cowboy hat anyway. 

i can try but i have a feeling it won’t be very good, who knows maybe i’m doing it all wrong to begin with? how embarrassing.  oooh canadian? i think that one might be a bit better than southern, a bit more unique here i believe. 

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nattyicehq​:

a sherrifs outfit sure if going to make the girls go wild, i’d be careful if i was you. i can teach you to do a long term southern accent though, mine kinda died down a little when i moved to new york and i started to sound more like a new yorker, but i can still show you a few tricks.

you’re right but i think i need a bit of a change in my appearance. i’ve grown boring, i need something to spice things up. that would be great though, i feel like mine’s gotten a bit rusty because it’s been some time since we filmed tdatt. southern new yorker, what a combination. 

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duaaas​:

You don’t understand what I’d give to see that happen! Perhaps you could ditch your already existing bad boy persona and do a self-makeover? Apparently that’s what the youth is doing this days, just completely transforming themselves and having a fresh start or something. You can be like ‘This isn’t a phase, mom!’ and enjoy life with a cowbow hat on for the rest of your life — or until you get bored. I’m awful at accents, unfortunately. Like, awful, awful, Bad, horrible. Not even going to attempt it.

a life of being a good sheriff? that could be a possibility, although i do think that the villains / bad boys are far more fun to portray. makes up for how dull i can be in my day to day life, you know? but i like the idea of a self makeover, it could certainly work wonders on this mug i’m sure. i think i could rock the cowboy hat permanently, maybe even get some of those boots too. c’mon now, practice does make perfect after all. 

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lgillies​:

The Winter Soldier with a Sheriff outfit sporting a southern slow drawl? Well, isn’t that the dirty fantasy of so many young women around the world? I think with a few accent classes you’d be totally ready to take over the world, and you’d be the next Matthew McConaughey in town — or even better, the new and improved Sebastian Stan. I can do a few accents just to mess with my friends, actually Queen Posh and Irish have been the hardest ones to get right, but I’m doing pretty good, I think. I’m rooting for you, man.

i never really thought of it that way but i suppose you’re right on that one, some sort of alternative universe for bucky for sure. the next matthew mcconaughey? now those are some pretty big shoes to fill i don’t think i could ever live up to that. new and improved sebastian stan sounds even better though. irish would be a good one, although i fear it would sound a bit more british than it should. 

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chrprtt​:

I’m going to be disappointed if you don’t. That’s only been my dream for like ever. The more you do it, the easier it’ll get and before you know it nobody will recognise you as Sebastian Stan anymore. It’ll be the perfect disguised. Can you do an Australian accent? Not to brag or anything but I’m kind of amazing at being Australian.

you’re right, practice does make perfect. i’ll have to work to perfect it so that everyone will just think i’ve always talked this way. who needs sunglasses and a baseball cap when i can just do a southern drawl and through everyone off? i can’t quite do that one yet but i think that one might be my next endeavor, might have to ask margot for some help with that one though.

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the devil all the time trailer just came out yesterday and i need to know, should i wear the sheriff outfit at all times and speak in a southern drawl? i think i could make it work, although my accent might be a little bit choppy. it’d be the easiest one out of everything i’ve been in that’s for sure. or alternatively - what other accent should i try out? i think i’m on a roll. @hchqstarters​

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zac-efrcn​:

So now that I signed up for “Three men and a baby”, does anyone have any tips on how to handle babies? I have no clue and I’d really prefer not to embarrass myself so any tips are welcome. @hchqstarters​

i’m afraid i’ve got no real tips for you on that front, can’t really say i have that much experience with that. my biggest recommendation for you would be to not drop the kid but then again, that one feels more like common knowledge. 

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✨ Happy Birthday Sebastian Stan ✨

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emiliaclarkehq​:

That’s me - Sweet Milly Clarke. It definitely is on brand for me, isn’t it? I’m glad you’re feeling better. Had me worried I was going to catch something dreadful after being so close to you. Oh, have you pissed someone off lately? I’d love to play detective and figure out this case for you. I’ll ask around in secret and hurt whoever would’ve done such horrible things. If you don’t love it don’t tell me. I’d hate to think I’ve lost my gift basket skills.

trust me, i wouldn’t dream on giving you any of my illness. i really think i must’ve just eaten something that was a little off at the festival but i’m going to stick with my suspicion. you know though, the only person who i did piss off could have been you with the ice cream mishap. how do i know you didn’t do it and are covering it up? but even if it was a coverup, it’s a good one. but how could i not love something that was a gift from you?