Lem

Healthy mix of shitposts, aesthetics, and emotional word-vomiting. Occasional poetry, and frequent memes

[stanth3gnome]

I'm so fucking full of love, and I have nowhere to put it. I'm not ready to receive it myself, so where does it go?

[escuerzoresucitado]

[slimegirlwarlock]

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

we need to destigmatize dropping out of college I am so serious. like dude if u realize that is Bad For You then you can just Leave. I am so fucking serious. just stop. there are other options and you don’t need to force yourself through shit you can’t do and go into debt. i promise you can just Not.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[gamwthnzwhmou]

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

[chaosnightmare]

[bergoozter]

ryan and the professor were enchanted to meet each other btw if you even care

[wearewatcher]

they so were

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[spiritofthebackroads]

[shitty-conspiracies-i-invented]

The Reddit migration happening during the Titan oceangate shit seems like the perfect time to transition. The mood is high, welcoming fires have been lit. memes being passed around like flagons of ale. There are songs. Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej are there.

[wearewatcher]

we’re there

[calware]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

[calware]

THIS ONE WINS

[sweet-soul-brotha]

[calware]

[calware]

oh you know

[calware]

[polishbarnowl]

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

[calware]

[lockedtombmemes]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this bitch empty, TWEET

[adobsonartworks]

Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?

An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay. 

[randomfandomteacher]

Ah yes, classical conditioning put to good use

[minmocat]

based on the immortal

[membraneshock]

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

[riverofmolecules]

true allyship

[littlefleamart]

(source)

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Trousers of the Tomato; grants the wearer telekinetic control over tomatoes and tomato products. However, roll d20 on each use; on a 1, the wearer’s flesh is transmuted to that of a delicate, juicy tomato for ten minutes.