Stan the spider

Fanartist mostly, Artfight: SnailFanatic, he/him 🏳️‍⚧️ , mostly death note tbh... I may be cringe but I am free.

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Argentina silus genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Greater Argentine

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[lulu0zyx]

PLEASSEE WRITE A FIC ABOUT YOUR LAST POST ITS SUCH A GOOD IDEA I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT😔😔😔😔

IM ALREADY HALFWAY THROUGH IT🥹🥹

[deepseapotato]

14 volumes into Witch Hat Atelier and I'm OBSESSED with this man. What is wrong with him. (Nobody tell me)

[stanthespider]

ARTFIGHT!

I'm pretty busy with college at the moment but I can't wait until artfight starts, I'm going to be attacking so much!! I will absolutely revenge btw and revenge chain!

Link to my profile (not quite finished with updating drawings from last year but you'll get the gist) :

Art Fight

An art gifting game

[stanthespider]

Did aanyone else catch ao3 down for matinence for a second there, I was lowkey panicking :///

[stanthespider]

Yea it's more witch hat atelier au of Elroy. I think his speciality would be reallt flashy stage magic since in canon he's a particularly extravagant actor,probably particularly water stuff, for similar reasons to qifery actually

[stanthespider]

New dnd character concept, newly graduated complete stickler for the rules wizard. Now I've just gotta come up with some kind of backstory :/

[stanthespider]

Yea it's been ages I keep forgetting to post stuff I've drawn. Painting studies.

[merchantarthurn]

realised there was nothing stopping me from using my own baby photos for smolruggio references. the 2 yr old witch thinks ur cringe btw

[stanthespider]

Average conversation in Ancient Greece:

Socrates: yeah so we're going to do eugenics and ensure only certain people can have children at certain times, all other children outside of this may as well be killed and also they'll all be brought up like brother and sister and not know who they're related to but they ABSOLUTELY CANNOT have sex with someone they're related to Unless ☝️The Lottery approves in which case yeah that's fine. Glaucon (blinking in morse code): yeah that's really cool dude

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

[rixareth]

I don’t know a lot about “the show that goes wrong” but do you think they would perform death note the musical and if they did perform death note the musical who would get which role.

I'm going to say that Max would play Ryuk - he's got the grin for it - and Chris would give himself the role of Light. Annie would be fun as Misa! I can see Sandra as Rem.

Robert demands to be L. Chris refuses to cast him as L; he instead casts Robert as Light's father and gives the role of L to Jonathan. Inevitably, though, Jonathan is unable to get onto the stage during the performance, and Robert gleefully steps in. Chris and Robert definitely capture the intense hostile homoeroticism of Light and L's duets, although some parts of the audience are confused by L apparently being Light's father.

Weirdly enough, I've actually written a ficlet about the Cornley Drama Society putting on Death Note: The Musical before. Is 'weirdly' the right word? I'm not sure anyone's actually surprised.

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“Could I take a look at the Death Note prop?” Robert asks.

“No,” Chris says, without hesitation.

“It’s a book, Chris. It’s not exactly going to shatter if I drop it.”

“If I give you the prop,” Chris says, “you’ll refuse to return it. This is a plot to steal the lead role from me.”

“Don’t be ridiculous; that had barely crossed my mind. This is serious. You’ve heard about the recent deaths of criminals, I trust?”

Chris nods. “We did use a few of those names in the last rehearsal. I suppose we’ll have to find replacements for the actual show; it seems in poor taste to write them down now.”

“It doesn’t cause you any concern?” Robert asks. “You wrote their names down in the heart attack book, and then they died of heart attacks.”

“For goodness’ sake, surely you don’t think there’s some sort of causation involved.”

“Seems like a hell of a coincidence,” Robert says.

“And yet the alternative is impossible,” Chris says, “so a coincidence it must be. Plenty of the names I wrote weren’t reported dead.”

“Did you know their faces?” Robert asks. “It only works if you know the face, doesn’t it?”

A frown flickers across Chris’s face, just for an instant.

“I’m not going to give you the Death Note,” he says, after a moment. “But, if you must compare the names to the reports…”

He flips to the two written-on pages of the Death Note, tears them out. Hands them to Robert.

Robert screams.

“What’s wrong?” Chris asks, jerking back.

“Hi,” says the vast, feathered monstrosity behind Chris.

Robert points wordlessly at it.

Chris looks over his shoulder, frowning. “You’re afraid of Max?”

“Max?” Robert echoes, incredulous.

“Of course it’s Max; who else has that perpetual grin? He made his own costume, I think. It’s certainly impressive, but I do wish he’d stop following me around everywhere.”

Right. Yes. Of course it’s Max.

“Don’t appear out of nowhere like that, Max,” Robert orders him. “It’s unsettling.”

“Humans are weird,” Max comments.

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[mafuyuh]

Even if you're children, you'll get no mercy from me. The laws of the Day of the Pact are inviolable.

[stanthespider]

yeah so i was inspired by @saltycoal's amazing witch hat atelier au and therefore made one of my own, so behold Elroy Maiy (yes I know it's not particularly lore accurate but like I didn't bother fact checking so shhhhhhhhh)

[naga-noia]

Being uncomfortable with femininity being pushed onto you does not make you misogynistic. not wanting to be feminine does not make you misogynistic. rejecting feminine qualities does not make you a pick-me. embracing traditionally masculine things does not automatically mean you’re embracing toxic masculinity. wanting to be a man does not mean you want to “benefit from the patriarchy.” Anyone who implies or tells you these points is acting in bad faith.

I see so many people shaming/belittling transmascs and trans men for their transition (including other transmascs/trans men who are ashamed of themselves), and it sucks. You’re allowed to be masculine. You’re allowed to be a man. You’re allowed to dislike being a woman. You’re not a bad person for doing so. Men aren’t “the enemy” and you aren’t evil for wanting to become one, or wanting to become attached to manhood in any way/shape/form. If I had internalized this earlier, I think I would’ve understood myself a lot sooner