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Which song from twenty one pilot’s album “Blurryface” would the Marley kids like?
Falco: Tear in my heart
-I just KNOW that Falco would absolutely adore this song. He would be listening to this on repeat through his earbuds that only work on one side, probably on the way back from school.
-I feel like he would also associate this song heavily with Gabi and her relationship with him, and how she provides the excitement and realness in his life that he longs for.
-As a love language, Falco would make playlists for Gabi, Udo, Zofia, and his other friends, full of songs that remind him of them. Gabis playlist would definitely include “Tear in my heart”.
-Colt constantly hears Falco singing in the shower, although the blonde boy was completely unaware of it for a long period of time. So, one day, after Falco finished belting a variety of different songs, such as “tear in my heart”, Colt yelled from the other side of the door: awesome singing, buddy! After that incident, Falco couldn’t make eye contact with him for a whole week.
Gabi: hometown
-With Gabi’s head-strong and passionate personality, you’d probably expect her to listen to something more energetic, such as “heavydirtysoul”. However, she’s the exact opposite. Although Gabi does enjoy energetic songs, she absolutely adores slower, more nostalgic songs such as “hometown”
-Gabi definitely gets her own main character moment while listening to this song. She’ll stare out the car window while it's playing at full volume. Or, she’ll listen to it on the way home from training, looking up at the dark sky and trailing down the sidewalks.
-What’s Gabi’s favourite part of the song, you may ask? Although she equally loves every single aspect of it, she’ll never get over Josh’s drum solo towards the end. IT'S SO GOOD!!!!!
-One time, Gabi broke an expensive vase in Reiner’s home. How? Well, she did a drumming motion with her arms when *that* specific part of “hometown” started playing, also knocking down a bunch of stuff around her.
Udo: The judge
-“The judge” is one of those songs that are all over the place, switching back and forth between calm, energetic, and neutral. Somehow, this is very similar to Udo’s character. Sometimes, he’s just standing there and smiling. Other times, he’s violently kicking town property. He’s unpredictable, but in a good way, just like “the judge”
-When asked which song is his favourite, Udo has a hard time choosing between “we don’t believe what’s on tv” and “the judge”. However, “the judge” wins the competition, because not only does it include ukulele, but piano as well.
-This song would definitely be Udo’s morning alarm clock. Like, every single day. To him, it slightly eliminates the pain and suffering of getting out of bed, since he absolutely detests waking up early and needs his beauty sleep.
-In a modern au, I believe that Udo would know, and even be pretty good at, playing the ukulele. “The Judge” would be his favourite song to learn. He’d even perform it to Gabi, Falco, and Zofia, with them being extremely impressed that he can play so well.
Zofia: doubt
-With Zofia’s reserved and sarcastic personality, you’d probably expect her to listen to something more calming and slower, such as “goner” or “hometown”. However, she’s the exact opposite. Although Zofia does enjoy slower songs, she absolutely adores in-your-face, energetic, and even darker songs, such as “doubt”.
-Zofia is a sucker for two major aspects of this song. First of all, the amazing instrumentals, such as the little “mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew” melody playing in the background. Secondly, she loves Tyler’s vocals throughout the song, especially towards the end.
-Adding onto the 2nd point, Zofia is very analytical when it comes to listening to songs. Whether it’s lyrics, melody… you name it. This girl will literally write a whole essay about it.
-Gabi, Falco and Udo constantly tease Zofia for “doubt” being her favourite song, calling her emo (which she probably would be in a modern au).
Can you please stop throwing rocks at the littluns? (Maurice x Roger)
Collecting piles of wood to strengthen the scorching flames of the campfire, snatching fruit after fruit from a palm tree about a hundred miles up in the air, rebuilding the shelters with nearby materials and praying it doesn’t collapse. After such a long day of toilsome labor, everybody was practically half-asleep, sluggishly dragging their feet to the next chore. Noticing this, and being the hero of a leader he is, Ralph blew the conch, called a meeting and decided to let everybody take a… brief… rest.
Now, present-time, almost two hours later, everybody is still scattered along the beach, having a blast. Jack is sprawled across the sand with some other members of the choir, singing (or at least he’s attempting to sing– being more out of tune than an ancient piano, and all) an old hymn. Piggy is in the water, clinging onto Ralph’s back and insisting they go back to shore. Simon is standing on the barrier that divides the forest and beach, attempting to catch a butterfly. As for everybody else, they’re up to their usual shenanigans.
Now, you may all be asking one question: what on earth is Maurice doing?
The answer would be living in the lap of luxury. He’s sitting against a stone in the cool shade, a novel in his hand. He has food, some tropical fruits he snatched from a tree, and a drink, fresh, cold water in a coconut shell. Everything is going absolutely swell for Maurice. What could possibly go wrong?
“MAURICEEEEEE! I NEED YOUR HELPPPPP!”
Standing in front of Maurice, also being at the most convenient angle and blocking the rays of sunlight, is a littlun. Tears are welled up in his eyes, threatening to spill any second. He looks like a pig in mud, especially with the discheleved state of his hair. In his trembling palm, he’s clutching onto a rock.
“What’s wrong?” The littlun begins to sob into his arms.
“He…he keeps th-throwing rocks at… at us.”
“He? Who’s he?”
“R…Rog…Roger…”
He can barely spit out a proper sentence. The older boy lets out an exaggerated sigh; even with the unbearable temptation to simply ignore the situation and get back to whatever he was doing, he knows he must take at least some sort of action. After all, the whole Roger-throwing-rocks situation has been an issue ever since the first day on this island. At first, it was absolutely hilarious. Even Maurice joined in on the fun, destroying sandcastles and creating the feeling of sorrow. He eventually stopped, though. Roger did not.
It has gotten to the point where everybody made the collective decision to keep medical supplies nearby, ready to treat any littlun that comes back with a nasty concussion.
“Where’s Roger?”
“O…over th-there.” He points to the shoreline, where the dark-haired boy is seated upon a great boulder. Between his crossed legs, a handful of pebbles, waiting to be launched at the next, unsuspecting victim.
Finally, Maurice stands up. The bones in his legs crack, making him wince. Nevertheless, he trails along the beach until he is face to face with Roger.
“Hi.”
Only from the close proximity between them Maurice could notice the smirk tugging on the corner of Roger’s lips. He definitely knew what this conversation was going to be about.
“Hello.”
“Can you please stop throwing rocks at the littluns?” Maurice picks at his lip, looking over at some of the littluns playing in the sand. “I usually wouldn’t care, but the littluns keep giving me crap about it, so…”
“I'd be surprised if somebody like you got so butthurt over my actions. Thank god you explained your reasoning.”
“So? Will you stop?”
“Hm, let me think.” The boy pretends to be in deep thought before uttering his answer. “Nope.”
Roger picks up a nearby seashell. He hastily retracts his arm back, launching the item forward and in Maurice’s direction.
Slightly surprising himself, Maurice flings his hands forward from instinct and smacks the flying object out of the way.
“Nice try. I’m not leaving, though.”
Before Roger can even respond, Maurice is already striding towards him, hands in his pockets. He rests against the boulder, being right beside Roger’s dangling legs.
Both boys look ahead, being met with the ethereal view of the ocean. They sit in silence, the crashing of the waves, and the conversations between everybody else, being the only forms of noise.
“Y’know what this reminds me of?”
“What?”
“That tree house we built a couple years back. And how we would always stay there for hours, just chatting and watching the sunset. D’you remember?”
Roger glances at the ground, rubbing the back of his neck.
“Of course I do.” He mumbles.
“Why don’t we do things like that anymore?” Maurice wonders for a moment, then chuckles. “Probably 'cause we’re trapped on an island, but other than that, why?”
“I guess we sort of… drifted apart… after the plane crash.”
“Huh…”
Maurice glances over his shoulder, noticing how Roger picks up a rock from his pile, toys it between his fingers, and examines the object in the sunlight. A glint of interest and joy is shown in his eyes, something that Roger usually lacks.
“Pretty nice collection you got there.”
Roger shrugs, a shy smile on his face. He must really have a soft spot for this kind of stuff…
A light bulb flickers in Maurice’s head.
“Hey, Roger, would you be interested in listening to an offer I have?”
“Go ahead, I guess.”
“I know a place on this island, close to where the big mountain is. It has, like, trillions of rocks there. A wide variety too. So, I was wondering, would you maybe want to go together? Add more rocks to your collection? Go once, or twice, or as frequently as you’d like, during the week?”
“Well, what’s in it for you?”
“Not having the littluns bother me every hour of the day.” Maurice forgot to mention one more thing. Finally fixing the drifting friendship between him and Roger. He’d mention that later, though.
“Ah, I see.”
“So? What do you say?”
“I don’t see why not.”
Maurice widely grins, wrapping his hand around Roger’s shoulders. Roger can’t help but return the smile.
MARLEY KIDS FAVOURITE FILMS
Udo: inception
Udo likes films where it takes a lot of thinking to actually understand the movie as a whole. He’s a sucker for complicated plots, distinctive settings, and longer movies opposed to shorter ones(Hence why his favourite genre is sci-fi). He also loves big plot twists and complicated characters. One of the main reasons Udo loves inception, apart from everything I just said, is because it really explores the act of dreaming, something he finds interest in.
*Udo had THE BIGGEST crush on Ariadne and would constantly talk about her to Gabi, Falco, and Zofia*
*Udo has an inception fan page on Twitter and argues with other people about the ending of the film*
*Udo would think he’s superior for watching the movie*
Zofia: Little Women
If there’s type of movie that Zofia enjoys, it’s definitely ones that are set in older time periods (ex: the 1800’s, 90s, etc). She loves it because of the beautiful and vintage scenery, costumes, food, and more. She also loves it because she gets to understand what it was like to live in different eras.
Not only that, but Zofia believes strongly in woman empowerment. She’s also passionate about the lack of (good) female representation. So, when she first watched Little Women and saw all the strong, intelligent female characters, she fell in love with the film.
*Zofia’s absolutely obsessed with the costume designs in Little Women. She’s probably attempted to recreate the iconic costumes as a fun project.*
*Zofia always gets mad at the others when they call the movie “boring”.*
*Zofia’s favourite actress is Saoirise Ronan. So, when Zofia heard that she would play Jo in the modern remake of Little women, she was ecstatic.*
Gabi: Superbad
Different from Udo, Gabi absolutely hates hard-to-understand films. The last thing she would want to do while watching a movie is think, because in her opinion, that ruins the whole fun experience. That’s why she loves simple movies, such as comedies. For Gabi, her favourite movies are either a tie between Superbad and Jackass, although, Superbad would take first place.
*If Gabi ever had a dog, she would name it phogell*
*Gabi’s favourite character is Seth and she also relates to him*
*Gabi always makes fun of Udo, and ever since she watched Superbad, her new nickname for him is Mclovin(Gabi thinks Udo looks like him)*
Falco: Spider Man: No Way Home
(possible spoiler alert for the movie?)
Since Falco is a really big Marvel fan, choosing his favourite superhero is extremely hard. However, he’d have to choose spider man. This is probably due to him and Colt watching all of the movies together when he was younger.
When No Way Home first came out in theatres (after Falco had been counting down the days until release… for a whole year 🥲), Falco dragged all his friends to come watch it with him. Gabi, Zofia, Udo and Colt.
Once the movie ended and the credits rolled, Falco couldn’t stop talking. Theories, rants, fangirling, you name it!
*I like to imagine that Falco has the same smile as Tobey Maguire (who’s also his favourite Spider-Man)*
*When the other Peter Parker’s came onto screen, Falco let out the loudest gasp ever, accidentally spilling his popcorn all over Gabi in the process*
*Falco has a Spider-Man figurine in his room which he got for his birthday. It’s super expensive and he lets nobody touch it*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZOFIA ❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰
Perfect day, perfect date(hitch x reader)
It was a saturday afternoon in the middle of summer. Unlike your usual sunny and warm weather though, it was a very rainy day, the sky being full of gray clouds. The weather wasn't too hot or too cold, being right in the middle. Therefore, due to the conditions outside, I decided to take my girlfriend to go strawberry picking.
Who was my girlfriend you may ask? She was Hitch Dreyse, the most beautiful human being on this earth, or even in the universe. It was our 1 year anniversary and I wanted to take her somewhere special. Being the amazing significant other I am, I knew that she absolutely adored strawberries. One morning, I saw an advertisement for strawberry picking on a local farm and I knew she would love it.
I was in the car with Hitch, telling her that we were simply going to the dentist when in reality, I had something big planned for her. I used one hand to control the steering wheel and the other to place my hand in Hitch’s and slightly rub her palm. I looked to my side and noticed that she was asleep, leaning her head against the seat and slightly drooling. Finally, I arrived at my destination and was parked in front of a huge field.
“Hitch, wake up,” I whispered, slightly nudging her shoulder.
She slightly opened her eyes and started looking around, eyes wide once she noticed her surroundings.
“Uh y/n.. Did you take the wrong directions? This isn't the dentist.”
I slightly laughed at the confused look on her face and pointed to the window while speaking.
“I decided for our 1 year anniversary I would take you to a strawberry farm. After all, it is the best weather for these kinds of activities.”
She took a moment to process what I said before growing a wide smile on her face and looking at me with bright eyes. I was caught off guard as she jumped on me, tightly wrapping her arms around me and giving me a warm embrace. Our faces were merely an inch apart as she started to speak.
“Thank You so much y/n, you don't even know how much I love you,” she said, her warm breath hovering over my face.
I smiled back before leaving her tight hug and turning my gaze towards the field.
“Shall we go,” I said, making her nod frantically out of excitement.
I left the car and opened the car door for her, jokingly bowing and taking her hand in mine. She giggled and took my hand, getting out the car while quickly patting down her messy hair. We walked towards the entrance while locking pinkies and we were met with an old man. I handed him some money and he gave me a basket, one that would be used for placing strawberries in. Soon enough, we were met with giant rows of bright red strawberries, all waiting to be eaten. I looked over at Hitch who looked amazed, staring at the field in shock. She ran towards all the strawberries and I was running to catch up to her, still holding her hand. We arrived at the first row of berries on this enormous field. Hitch and I leaned down to examine which strawberries were the best. When we both caught our eye on a particular one, we grabbed it at the same time, our hands grazing against each other. We slightly blushed while laughing. Even though our relationship has lasted for a long time, any form of touch still made us extremely flustered.
Soon enough, that big basket was filled with strawberries of all different shapes and forms. By now, it was getting darker and the sun was starting to set. Once we decided we were finished with picking the fruits, Hitch spotted a hill in the distance and took my hand, leading me towards it. After what felt like hours of running, we finally made it to the very top, admiring the view from down below. Hitch sat against a sturdy tree and I joined her, sitting on her lap with the bucket of strawberries placed in my arms. I picked up 2 strawberries and gave her one, signaling for her to eat it. At the same time, we placed the fruits in our mouth and grinned from how amazing it tasted. We stared at each other for a good minute, my eyes being met with her light green ones. She then leaned forward and kissed me rather passionality, her warm lips colliding into mine. The force of the kiss caused me to tumble back, lying on the ground with her on top of me.
We chuckled a bit then she gave me a short peck on my lips. Then, she planted small kisses all over my face and neck, causing a tingly feeling on my skin. One of her hands placed themselves on my cheek, caressing my face, while her other hand was on the back on my head. After the kissing died down, she muttered how beautiful I was and buried her face in my neck, her soft hair tickling my face. I kissed the top of her head and lightly rubbed small circles on her back.
And there I was that day, watching the sunset while my true love was in my arms.
Halloween headcanons for the Marley kids!!
-Udo would always be very cautious when eating Halloween candy because he’s afraid they might be laced with drugs. It takes him like 10 minutes to inspect it before finally eating it.
-On the other hand, gabi stuffs a handful of candy in her mouth, not even checking for anything.
-Zofia doesn’t really have the biggest sweet tooth. Therefore, she just gives most of her candy to the others.
-Falco always has to monitor how much candy gabi eats so she doesn’t have a sugar rush.
-Falco hates Halloween because he’s scared of absolutely everything. The others know this and try to purposefully scare him.
-Opposite to falco, zofia absolutely loves Halloween and everything about it.
-Gabis favourite part of Halloween is all the Halloween updates on her favourite video games(especially Roblox)
-Although falco hates Halloween, the only thing he likes about it is seeing his friends so happy for it.
-Udo's favorite part of Halloween is all the scary movies he gets to watch. Udo is the biggest movie nerd ever so he’s watched almost every horror movie.
-Zofia’s favorite part is definitely the costumes. She loves the idea of expressing your creativity through an outfit. She’s also pretty decent at special effects makeup.
-Usually, they do separate outfits but if they did a group outfit they would probably go as m&ms or crayola crayons.
-If they did separate costumes, Udo would dress up as a character from his favourite movie. Probably something like Neo from The Matrix. He'd be super happy if somebody got the reference too
-Gabi would probably get one of those inflatable costumes.
-Falco would probably dress up in onesies for Halloween.
-Zofia would actually dress up in a really scary costume. With the help of makeup and some props she’ll easily scare the others.
-All 4 of the kids always go to spirit of Halloween and love it.
-Gabi always hosts Halloween parties at her house
-Udo loves candy corn and everybody makes fun of him for it.
-Udo would treat trading candies like a drug deal. Like, he would take it super seriously.
-Zofia always makes a Halloween songs playlist on her phone
-Falco has a fear of spiders and the others always make sure to put fake spiders in his backpack
-Gabi gets super competitive in Halloween games
-Udo absolutely loves carving pumpkins
-Gabi always goes to Starbucks to get the fall special stuff
-Zofia loves horror books(especially Stephen king ones)
-Although the other kids at school say that they’re “too old” for trick or treating, falco still loves it.
TikTok headcanons for the Marley kids!!
-Udo would love the fact videos on tik tok. Whether it’s psychology tricks or even the top 5 most dangerous water parks in the world, he loves watching and gaining knowledge from them. Although, he finds it annoying when someone says “like for part 2” and never actually posts it.
-Zofia probably had a phase where she loved the “here’s the mf tea” girl and would imitate her ALL THE TIME.
-Falco doesn’t tell anyone but he secretly memorized like 20 TikTok dances.
-For some reason Falco would be on mom tik tok. He loves it though because it makes him really happy when he watches mother’s prepare lunches for their kids.
-Gabi would probably love any tik toks revolving around animals or video games.
-Udo would be THE KING of 2018 tik tok. He would’ve dueted people like the hit or miss girl and probably owned like 50 nerf guns.
-Falco probably would’ve been a musically kid. He probably even begged his mom to get the pineapple haircut that all the f boys wore.
-Zofia probably loved tik tok in 2019. She absolutely loved the vsco girl era and would go around the house saying “sksksksks”.
-Gabi always says that she hates tik tok and it’s really cringy but would secretly go on her phone and scroll for hours. Her favourite tik tok era was probably 2020.
-Udo’s profile picture on tik tok would probably be the lego Star Wars profile picture. Although the trends over, he would’ve still probably kept it.
-Gabis profile picture would probably be her Roblox avatar.
-Falco’s profile picture would probably be a photo of him and his friends
-Zofia’s profile picture would probably be a Disney character or an anime girl.
-Udo would secretly be into cosplay.
-Zofia would probably get an amazing fashion sense from Tik tok and would love the cottagecore aesthetic.
-Gabi would force Reiner to create a tik tok account and make a video with her.
-Falco would always be the one to tag his friends in the most tik toks.
-Because of tik tok, Udo had a phase where he listened to Cavetown non-stop. He also introduced Zofia to it.