Howdy! My name is Milo (He/They/It) and I'm the world's number one expert on whimsy and silliness. I am twenty-three years old and have an endless passion for media analysis, writing, and theatre.
I love to mix my creative passions with my self-shipping so if you take a gander through my blog expect a good mixture of short stories, scripts, and analysis mixed in amongst my frequent lovesick ramblings.
My Primary F/O is Peter Maximoff from the X-Men movies produced by 20th Century Fox. Please talk to me about him <3
I am Non-Sharing with specifically this version of him, and would prefer other Peter Maximoff shippers do not interact with this blog.
I have a litany of other beloveds that I selfship with, including darlings like...
+ Willy Wonka (Wonka, 2023 Film)
+ Kurt Kunkle (Spree, 2020 Film)
+ Eve Teschmacher (Superman, 2025 Film)
I am Non-Sharing with Kurt. I am Sharing with Wonka and Eve.
You can access my full self-ship list : HERE
You can access my super awesome strawpage : HERE
My self-ship list includes playlists, lore, and tags to navigate my blog and my strawpage is your one stop shop to send me images, asks, or get a bit more info about me!
I love talking to mutuals, I love asking and answering selfship questions, and I adore hyping up others ships as well! So, if you're interested give me a follow and you too can join me in talking far too much about underrated fictional characters!
Howdy! I'm Milo (He/They) and I'm a butch lesbian who has the magical ability to end up in T4T Lesbian and Butch4Femme relationships with any character I want... including a lot of fictional men and characters from media that's set at least fifty years in the past <3 <3
More About Me + My F/O List
I would love to be mutuals with more people in the community! Especially other lesbians, so feel free to give me a follow!
Thank you to my super awesome lovely cool mutual @luunamor for more art of Me (He/They - Curly Hair) and my beloved Jonathan (She/They/He - Brunette) <3 Yet again you are sooooo nice and I am sooo grateful for art of us being cute and gay!!! I love you Jonathan <3
fine fine ill join the trend for pride month bc its june first here now. throws my 80s lesbian polycule at you all /silly (STILL NEED FLOWERGOTH ART!!! IF ANYONE WANTS TO ART TRADE!!!)
(flowernews piece by lio, flowerscoops piece by june, candyflower piece by cas !!!)
happy pride month to all my fellow lesbian selfshippers 🩷
femme lesbians! masc lesbians! butch lesbians! futch lesbians! stem lesbians! stud lesbians! they/them lesbians! he/him lesbians! lesbians who have a complicated relationship with gender! trans lesbians! fat lesbians! lesbians of colour! disabled lesbians! polyamorous lesbians! and anything in between!
hiii im Arlo and im a gay Dustin Henderson selfshipper !
I post about my self ship and make reblog games ( that are centred around animals. I also try making these games educational by telling facts about the animals i assign )
i really want some more mutuals, so feel free to read my intro post for more in-depth info about me and this blog😋
I love you Eve Teschmacher you're so beautiful and also my girlfriend <3 I hope we see more content of you in the future <3 You're so beautiful and lovely and I'm in love with you <3
f/o whispering in your ear trying to tell a dumb joke and they keep giggling through it and eventually have to rest their head on your shoulder because theyre laughing so much
Happy pride month, here's a friendly reminder that I LOVE LESBIANS, I LOVE WOMEN WHO LOVE WOMEN, I LOVE MASC LESBIANS I LOVE HE/HIM LESBIANS, I LOVE BI LESBIANS, I LOVE ENBY LESBIANS, I LOVE LESBIAN SELFSHIPPERS WITH FEM F/OS I LOVE LESBIAN SELFSHIPPERS WITH MALE F/OS, I LOVE ALL LESBIANS!!!!
summary: teenage robin and rose are ridiculously oblivious.
ship: robin buckley x rose mayfield (self insert). pre-relationship.
word count: 1,269
content warnings: none, just pure, awkward, silly fluff here. unless completely and utterly useless oblivious-to-a-comical-degree lesbians is something you need to be warned for /silly
author's note: i got random motivation and im trying to get better at being self indulgent so umm... here's my first selfship oneshot... it is not the greatest but please be nice ;w;
"Rose?" Robin called out to her best friend, sitting on the edge of the bed.
"Hm?" the redhead hummed in response, not shifting to look around at her.
"Come sit," Robin beckoned, patting the space beside her. "What are you even doing? This is your room. Why are you acting like you can't be comfortable in your own room? I mean, not that you look uncomfortable or anything, but- okay, ignore me. Just please, come sit?"
Rose felt her cheeks flush as she smiled. "Okay, fine. I'll come sit."
The air in Rose's room became stifling as she took her seat beside Robin. That flush in her cheeks wouldn't go away. Not that it ever did around Robin. The silence seemed to stretch out for years.
"Have you ever kissed a girl?"
Rose jolted at the sudden words that came tumbling from Robin's mouth, heart rate spiking. "What?"
"Oh, my god, I am so sorry. That just slipped out, I guess. Forget I ever said anything. Let's move on. We can move on, right? You're not uncomfortable?"
"No, I haven't," Rose responded to the question quietly.
"Was that a 'yes we can move on' and a 'Robin you're still my best friend despite making everything awkward all the time'? Because I really hope it was."
"Robin..." Rose turned to face her, cheeks pink against her pale skin, small smile pulling at her lips. "I've never kissed a girl before."
"Thank god," Robin put a hand to her heart. "Wait, no. Fuck, that came out so wrong. I don't mean like, thank god because you're ugly or something, I just mean, thank god because I haven't kissed a girl either and I don't want to be left behind, y'know? Wait, you seriously haven't kissed a girl before? Have you kissed anyone before?"
Rose let out a chuckle, shuffling closer to the taller girl. "Rob, you're the only person in this town, that isn't my mom and sister obviously, that even knows my name. I think I'd get laughed out of Hawkins if I tried asking anyone out. Not that I'm interested in the guys, but in that hypothetical situation..."
"I kissed a guy at a party a couple years back," Robin sighed. "Horrible. Hated it. In fact, I try to block out that memory whenever it comes back up, which means I was such an idiot for bringing up kissing, because of course that's the only thing I can think of now."
Chuckling, Rose tried to coax more information from her. "That bad, huh? Is that why I've never heard about this?"
"I guess it wasn't bad, just, not enjoyable for me at all. Not that I have any experiences to compare it to."
The tension in the air had become thick again. Rose and Robin's hearts were beating out of their chests.
"Is... is your mom home? Or Max?" Robin asked after what felt like another stretch of several years.
Rose shook her head. "Mom's at work and Max is at the arcade, I think. I hope. That's where she normally is these days. Why?"
"Because I just had the absolute craziest idea."
Another long pause until Rose broke the silence. "You can't say that and not tell me."
"Okay, so... you like Nancy, and I like Tammy, right? But they're like, cool and popular. Probably kissed a lot of people."
Rose furrowed her brows, but listened with interest, her heart thumping wildly again.
"If, by some, like, incredible miracle we find out that Nancy likes girls, and Tammy likes girls, and we both manage to, y'know, go out with them, we're gonna have to impress them, right? We've gotta be able to kiss competently. God, I'm so in love with this girl it's got me caring about appealing to the popular crowd. What the hell has happened to me?" Robin finished with a laugh, beaming smile emerging onto her freckled face.
"Be quiet, it's cute," Rose couldn't help but join in with the laugh. "What are you suggesting, though? Do we go out and ask some guy? I'm really, really not going to enjoy that-"
"No, no, Rose. No guys." Robin's voice suddenly got a lot quieter. "You're a girl. I'm a girl. We both... like girls. Neither of us have kissed a girl. We need the practice, especially if we're going to get the girls of our dreams, right?"
Rose's brows furrowed as she took in everything Robin was saying. Her eyes widened.
"Oh... oh... so you mean... we..."
"Yeah. I mean, we. Only if you want to, obviously. Don't do it if you're not comfortable. Please, I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable!"
Rose's cheeks were so hot she feared her entire head would burst into flame. "No, no, I'm not uncomfortable. I'm really not," she put a hand on Robin's. "I'd like that, actually."
"You don't have to count me as your first kiss or anything, because it's not real. Save that for Nancy, okay? This is just the trial run. And tell me if you get uncomfortable, please. Then we can stop and pretend this never happened and just go back to how life was before this conversation."
Both girls turned to face each other, hearts thumping wildly. Rose had to try and level out her breathing in the least obvious way she could manage, squeezing Robin's hand as she did. Robin nervously tucked some loose strands of hair behind her ear.
"So... how do we..." Rose murmured, half to herself. She could not bring herself to meet Robin's gaze. "Because I've never..."
The slender fingers of Robin's free hand found their way to Rose's chin, guiding her to make eye contact. Those piercing blue eyes. Those piercing blue eyes that if Rose stared into for too long, she'd get lost. Those piercing blue eyes that always lingered in the back of her mind.
Robin was the one to initiate the kiss. She was gentle as she pressed her lips against Rose's. The redhead seemed shocked. She tensed up. Completely frozen in place.
"Holy shit, holy shit," Robin began to fret as she pulled away. "I'm so, so sorry, Rosie. You're uncomfortable. You didn't have to agree, it was just like a spur-of-the-moment idea, if you felt pressured or anything please tell me-"
Her rambling turned into muffled sounds turned into silence as Rose reconnected their lips. It was awkward, it was weird, and neither of them knew what they were doing. That didn't stop the pair of them from going in for another. And another. And another, and another, and another.
By the time they both pulled back, they were bright pink. Hair a little messed up, breathing heavily, remnants of Robin's lip balm glinting around Rose's lips in the dim light.
"So, you're not uncomfortable, then?" Robin joked weakly in an attempt to ease the tension.
"No, I was just... shocked by how good it felt, I think," Rose reassured her friend. "I didn't mean to scare you like that."
"In that case, I think more practice is in order. So we both get used to it. I kind of felt the same. No way are we gonna have Tammy and Nancy thinking we're weak, or whatever."
"I'm going to stop at nothing to get you that girl," Rose vowed, having to avoid choking on the words as she said them. "So if you want to do this again, or- or something like that, y'know..."
"Just come here and help," Robin smiled, hand making its way to the back of Rose's head, pulling her close, and locking their lips together once again.