ummm has anyone else ever noticed how similar simeon and satan look or is it just me ??
like ???? their hair ??? their smile ??? their eyes ???
even their face shape ???
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ummm has anyone else ever noticed how similar simeon and satan look or is it just me ??
like ???? their hair ??? their smile ??? their eyes ???
even their face shape ???
i actually think mammon would be a good businessman like with his powers, he could probably accurately predict the rise and fall of stocks and he’d probably have like millions saved up
SPOILER FOR OBEY ME! I DO
DIAVOLO IS NOW THE KING OF THE DEVILDOM
thinking about mammon and how he’s not always the avatar of greed. mammon who works extra shifts because levi wanted a new game. mammon who goes out of his way to buy asmo a new makeup kit. mammon who forced lucifer to go to bed because the first born was too tired to continue the thousands of paper work from diavolo. mammon who brought satan a new book series. mammon who indulges belphie by buying him a new body pillow. mammon who goes to all of beel’s games.
mammon who does all this silently because he knows damn well tomorrow his brothers are gonna call him scum and worthless. but still, he does it to see them happy.
because hey, it’s okay if everyone’s happy besides mammon, right?
WHAT YOUR FAVORITE OBEY ME DEMON BROTHER SAYS ABOUT YOU (in my opinion)
Lucifer :
- you’re either the eldest sibling, the responsible friend or you’re just very attracted to men who wear gloves
- i will not be elaborating on that
- i know you have kinks
- you got a second twitter account and then bookmarks are probably filthy (ya nastyyyyyyy)
Mammon :
- you like idiots don’t you? it’s okay so do it 😤😮💨
- “i can fix him but im not going to”
Leviathan :
- bro??? go outside??? touch grass??
- how many times have you watched demon slayer👀
- you have an anime figurine (s) in your room
- speaking of…clean your room and get rid of those noodle cups
Satan :
- Anger issues asf. How’s therapy going
- middle child
- need
- how many cats do you have?
- you buy books when you have 45 books that you haven’t read
- please do not make this person mad because they get disrespectful when mad
Asmo:
- 👀
- once again, them twitter bookmarks are DIRTY
- confident
- bisexual
- “i’m gonna treat myself today” you have $2 in your account
Beel
- loves giving hugs
- loves eating
- please don’t mess with their family
- bro, your zodiac sign is cancer. i know it
- you like gentle giants who got one brain cell
Belphie :
- crash out sibling
- probably would kill someone if provoked
- stop! sleeping! so! much!
- you’ve got some type of tragic back ground
- problems with authority
diavolo: i’m gonna be king soon
diavolo’s father :
today i’m thinking about how lucifer’s dramatic ass named the chat between him and simeon “no longer brothers” like why????
also thinking about how that probably hurt simeon and despite that, he always wants to be around the brothers because they were his brothers too at one point.
which of the brothers makes up your personality and be honest !! like i wanna say i’m satan and asmo but in reality my personality is 25% mammon and 75% levi
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pairing: Lucifer x gn!Reader
wordcount: ~1.5k
genre: hurt/comfort, angst
cw: descriptions of an injury (sprained ankle)
summary: When you sprain your ankle, Lucifer doesn't appreciate your attempt at hiding it.
other notes: no name, Y/N or MC used // based on this drawing by @sbmlamb // AO3 // thanks again to @gravedwe11er for helping me so much with this fic!
21 Things a think would kill Barbatos
1. A monster can
2. Slim Jim
3. Tiktok brainrot or any tiktok video
4. New York City subway
5. An episode of spongebob
6. Taco bell
7. Joe Rogan
8. Biden and Donald Trump debate
9. A booktok girly
10. Rice Krispie Treats
11. A McDonald's sprite
12. Pop rocks
13. Furries
14. A Karen
15. Twitter
16. A discord server
17. Mountain Dew Baja Blast
18. Flamin' Hot Cheetos
19. Tumblr
20. trampoline park
21. Battery acid
22. a rat
a/n: the younger brothers and dateables will be coming later, I didn't want this post to get too long.
size kink feat. the older brothers
nsfw (suggestive and explicit) | 1.5k words | gn!reader
content warnings: implied short reader and size/strength kink (is that a thing? it is now.) slight predator/prey kink and demon form mentioned (lucifer); ab riding/face sitting/reader on top (mammon); being a perv, blowjobs (levi).
prone to bone — all brothers
author’s note ʚɞ i’ve been seeing prone bone floating around recently and also can’t get the brothers out of my head so here is my take on how the brothers feel about the position. spoiler alert: they fucking love it.
tags ʚɞ female reader x lucifer, mammon (filming during the act), leviathan, satan (power play), asmodeus (crying), beelzebub (size kink) + belphegor. explicit smut, minors do not interact!
𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐑 feels an immense surge of control when he towers over you, his thighs on either side of you resting just enough weight on you to trap you underneath him, but not enough to hurt you. he doesn’t need to trap you; he knows you’d never try to move away from him when his cock is filling you up so well. but there’s something about you not having the choice to that adds to his total control over you. his hands rub up and down your back, taking a moment to grope your ass while he slowly drives his cock in and out of your pussy, grinding his cock to the hilt and ascending to a higher realm when he hears your lustful cries muffled by pillows. “my sweet darling,” he pulls away the pillows with a deep rut, causing you to yelp. “don’t hide your voice. i want to hear how dirty you are.”
a/n sorry I’ve been gone for so long, life is crazy but here’s more Mammon stuff that’s been heavy on my mind 𓄿
⚠️warnings⚠️ breeding, afab reader (no pronouns but the word ‘pussy’) Mammon being greedy.
Mammon has a breeding kink and I will not be argued with. he just does.
Especially in spring, (February to May is when crows typically breed and nest) his mind filled with thoughts of bending you over anywhere and stuffing you with his cum.
He’ll even freeze mid-conversation imagining you plump and round with a child. his child. In his pretty little human.
He’ll go fucking feral for it.
“That’s my good human.....ya look so good underneath me treasure~” Mammon moans as he pounds himself into you.
You don’t remember how many times you’ve cum by now, tears running down your face as you gasp and moan trying desperately to catch your breath.
Mammon just laughs softly as he presses soft kisses to your chapped lips and sweaty face.
The fucked out look on your face makes his cock throb, and he has to look away before he cums too quickly.
Mammon presses his body into yours, face in your neck. His fast thrusts speed up again, the room finning with the sound of sweaty sink slapping against skin.
“If only ya knew what you did to me. You know how crazy this little pussy makes me? Do ya know how bad I need ya sugar? ‘m tellin’ ya it feels like I’m addicted to you….” His voice is low and breathy right in your ear and you whine, nodding your head…..but then again your brain is too fuzzy to really make out what he’s saying.
Mammon laughs again and then bites down on the junction between your neck and your shoulder. It’s what sends you over the edge once more, and milks him dry, moaning each other’s name as you cum together.
Mammon is still shuddering for a full minute after his orgasm. And his cock is still hard inside you, “Ya didn’t think we were done did ya treasure?”
GOD DAMNN
Mammon deserves to have someone who misses him when he’s away.
Imagine: Mammon’s not home for the week. He’s away, doing photoshoots or dealing with witches or whatever it is he does. His brothers are just chilling as usual. This is nothing to even blink at, much less be upset about.
But MC? Nope! He’s their Mammon, and they love him so much!
Imagine MC turning to the side where Mammon usually is, automatically going to whisper some dumb comment to him, and then deflating when they find no Mammon there. Imagine MC absentmindedly reaching their hand out to that side, going to hold his hand out of habitual impulse—and being confused for a moment to find empty air… then hiding their sadness. Imagine them distracting themself by hanging out with all the others, who they DO love a lot, but… Mammon’s not there, and the house feels incomplete. They’ve spent lots of time with the others without Mammon before, but he’s never been away so long before, and everything feels wrong.
Imagine Mammon’s reaction to his brothers (probably Asmo, to tease him, or Beel, out of sympathy for the human) texting him to tell him that the human’s moping without him. Imagine them catching MC doing one of those things on camera, because Mammon has to see it to really believe that someone misses him so much.
Imagine Mammon coming home, and the human regaining their energy just at the sound of his voice announcing that he’s back. Imagine them running to the door, pouncing on him for hugs with such excitement that he TOTALLY would have been knocked to the floor if he weren’t supernaturally strong—you know, being a demon.
“You’re home!!!!” MC shouts, not bothering to contain their excitement because they love him, they’re so happy to be reunited, they missed him so much, and he deserves to see that. It’s good for him.
Imagine how happy he’d be to get a reaction like that!
Imagine Mammon and MC inevitably ending up in MC’s room, as they always do, and Mammon seeing that MC has stolen the blanket off his bed. It’s in a messy pile on top of their own blanket, it looks like MC had been curled up under it just before he returned. Because it smells like him, and it’s warm and soft and big, so it’s the closest thing to a hug from him that they could have gotten while he was away.
Imagine how his heart would melt. Imagine how loved he would feel.
Idk, I think he’d cry
reunion sex with Mammon is the lewdest, nastiest shit ever, he's not stopping even if you beg. aw, poor thing is too tired to keep their legs spread? don't worry, he'll lay you on your belly, spoon, or your back on his chest while mercilessly pounding into you from below. one thing is certain, Mammon won't stop until you're sobbing and dripping with his cum.