[queenofzombies]

Long commute, huh buddy

[hairyheals-deactivated20221118]

When you’re out of PP for Teleport.

[breadykrueger]

Me: excuse u, can you keep it down? I’m trying to hate myself

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

talkin to ur crush like

[d0gbl0g]

[varsityqueerleadercaptain-deact]

look @ these dads

[starbucks-official]

I think I am gonna make this a humor account??? Yeah

[starbucks-official]

i just noticed how one of the other mods put up a different coffee. I'm hurt.

[00lbsjjk]

when u have rly cute clothes but u never wear them bc u make them not cute bc ur fat :/

[starbucks-official]

I'm so thirsty rn, somebody buy starbucks some starbucks

[starbucks-official]

Lets have a selfie party! Submit your selfie and we will reblog it!

[starbucks-official]

"Are you selling it?" - are you guys selling Pumpkin Spice yet!?

I think so

[starbucks-official]

SARA UR A NERD DORK

WHO DIS

And it's not just me that runs this blog, it's two of my other friends too.

-Sara

[cercilia]

Starbucks Sakura Frappucino || (Original)

[shilled-deactivated20200604]

[starbucks-official]

Hey I can see that you're a Starbucks official URL too! That's awesome

OMG

[emilianadarling]

One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.’

And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.

[phasered]

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

[thedopekangaroo]

This made my day xD