[ruinedchildhood]

[showerthoughtspost]

Technically, there’s always a chance everyone could simultaneously fall over and crack their heads open tomorrow, causing the extinction of the human race.

[showerthoughtspost]

Maybe we don’t hear as much about organized crime these days because they’ve gotten REALLY organized.

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[needthisbook]

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

[g-jackson]

this literally makes me so happy

[fluffymcmuffins]

No WONDER I have back problems.. I b carrying around this BIG ass heart all mf day

[friendlyfatigue]

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

[cakejam]

[wombatmylove]

[artemisiasea]

Me walking into 2018 with a bag filled with wombats and a lemon tree by my side. All is holy and good.

[theshitneyspears]

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

[radomnicestuff]

LET’S GO

[m4a1-shermayne]

[fifthtee]

[toffeeeswirls]

[biologybutch]

me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat

[whitepeopletwitter]

[starcasrn]

Sorry to bother but I've had short hair (the longest it has been was a pixie cut) for the last 4 years and I really want to grow it back to my shoulders. But I'm afraid it will start getting weird and without shape easily as it grows. Any tips?

Going from a pixie to shoulder length hair is such a journey, it’s v tempting to cut it all off again when it starts getting to that awkward length. Fortunately you’d be surprised at how quickly it grows out! My best tip is definitely to get the back of your hair cut regularily until it’s the same length as the front, I would also recommend buying a lot of bobby pins :—) good luck<33

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