fancy garbage

Sydney☆26. WA, USA☆ ... ☆Christian☆Be good to each other, y'all☆

[i-am-a-fish]

I got a whole lot of mental illness hangin out inside me

[starcoe]

honestly?? I have a habit of looking into old posts and I hurt my own feelings lol

[mrdecraprio-deactivated20190206]

excuse you

[lover-of-robots-and-aliens]

wHO DID THIS.

[starcoe]

i've been off tumblr so long lol. sorry for the random miraculous spam. I'm outta control

[clairecantsleeep-deactivated202]

[remmicreates-mlb]

Just two bffs, rollin’ around :)

No context for this ! Just wanted to draw them in funky-ish poses !

[lc-holy]

Cheese!

[milk-farm]

miss maribugs gonna be a menace ❤️🖤💜

i LOVE LOVE shadybugs design and I can’t wait so see all the emo versions of them in the special!!!!!

[poinsciuri]

adhd just makes your really bad at capitalism, unfortunately

[poinsciuri]

like bro i am just floating in a bubble detached from the flow of time and you want me to work 8 hour shifts?

[forgotn1]

I am built to sit up from sundown to sunup with minimal food and less light watching for intruders or little animals that I can kill. That requires very little of what would actually be called work and a whole lot of just zoning out because my eyes and ears are naturally attuned to picking up and focusing on changes to the environment. I am not built for the 9 to 5 office world, Janet. Unless your job requires me to persistence hunt Mark for sport.

[hoodiegal]

Currently looking for jobs that let me hunt Mark in accounting for sport

[theultracharmingladynoire]

BONUS:

[s-ensitivus]

[starcoe]

h ey dudes whats crackalackin 

[friendzoned61]

Mark when he discovers another bone in his body

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I think if you're going to be weird on purpose you have to offset it with being nice. If you're weird and mean I'm going to hit you with a shovel

[bamsara]

the overwhelming grief of losing an entire year to sickness, violence and pandemic fatigue is settling in so id like to remind everyone that: you are not a failure, yes there is still a happy future for you, and wearing a mask is very sexy

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[lesbx]

thinking heinous and villainous thoughts

[lesbx]

crime does pay off...