deep breaths

I hate it when people don't finish their

[herbalfaun]

Are you ever just like wow I’d take care of you and care about you so hard

[llolzzzz-blog]

[zooeydeschannoying-blog]

i’m glad selena was able to find work after disney.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[cataradical]

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

[julius-novachrono]

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him

[havocs-archived]

[boredpanda]

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

[sourcedumal]

Lmfaoooooo children will roast you. Truly

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

The 5-year-old is SAVAGE. LOL

[thislifeshitistrash]

“I read her the instructions” 😂😂😂

[starcookkies]

How did I fuck up like this

[muslimmafia]

my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.

[flowerinaflame]

[a-zzurra-deactivated20180518]

the reason i don’t go to the doctor anymore is because i went once and the medical intern was super young and super hot so naturally i got nervous, and when he measured my heart rate he said ‘hmm it’s…faster than average’ and then he smirked. cos he knew. cos i’m not subtle. cos i’m a dumb motherfucker. anyway imagine your OTP

[skinamarinked]

[skinamarinked]

Personal favorite tags on this photo set so far

[localstarboy]

the camera man lost it when they synced 😂

[foreveriallyzombified]

he really said keysmashed out loud

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

[emeline-savage]

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

[smushiguro]

Fucking stupid ass brain

[tami-taylors-hair]

[doctor-221b-winchester]

Another fun fact- If you are falling in a dream and suddenly wake up. it is because your brain thought you were dying and started panicking.

[bellaxiao]

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

from this thread, the majority of the threaded comments were dumb sex jokes in response to op’s answers but i felt this was worth preserving

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

[deceive-remade-deactivated20171]

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

[nxnsense-deactivated20170409]

Ya wcw