KIND OF A LOSER

27!? | she/they | bi | 🇨🇦 no thoughts just reblog

[meladoodle]

Hey welcome to my blog

lower your expectations immediately

[idlelizard]

coffee creature cup

[donutdrawsthings]

I think we can all agree that it's rather inspiring that a wild raccoon with a shortened spine syndrome is agile and thriving out there somewhere.

[ethanmaldridge]

New cryptid

[croaksac]

via Seattle Times:

Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body

Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life

[ilovecats4ever]

[existennialmemes]

[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

[animentality]

[labcorp]

my advice to tha youth: hang out with ur friends

[minxitsy]

you unfollowed because you are not pure of heart

[sl0ppyk1sses]

manhandling her. lifting her into bed. letting my hands wander over her pretty body. dragging down her lower lip with my thumb while telling her she’s such a good girl for me.

[obfuscatingintelligence]

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

[viviantimmet]

(via @yellowocaballero)

[stardust-frog]

when you make a typo in a tag and dont realize until after you end it so you have to delete it a retype the whole thing or else everyone will know i dont know how to spell "the"

[srdcovka]

i kinda love to waste time but dont tell anybody

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[angelic-odette]

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

[somethingfangirly]

Seriously. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

[bigmickswingin]

protip for everyone, but mostly boys in this case:

when you are on a date, and someone has an interest you don't quite get, instead of saying lol lame, try saying hmm i don't quite get that, please explain that to me, and then listen as the other person talks about why that thing is something they are in to.

you might learn something which recontextualizes the matter, and you will definitely learn something more about your date, which is the entire point of dating.

you don't have to be a superfan by the end, but you will have shown you can be chill and take an interest in stuff, which is much more likely to result in a second date instead of being ditched in a coffee line.

this also works outside of dating, btw.

[yeesiine]

a bookstore date always sounds like a good idea.

[depsidase]