STILL THE BEST 1973

Jeb, 20s, he/they, I go by DanteDyavol on literally everything else but I'm a stubborn bastard

[obfuscatingintelligence]

just in case:

bluesky: jebkush.bsky.social

[kropotkindersurprise]

[germaerobics]

I still can't believe this is a real screenshot from a rhythm heaven game

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[moffymoth]

Sometimes I think about how invader zim accidentally led to the creation of avatar the last air bender and I’m just just..woah!!! Things can impact other things just like that. Crazy.

[bat-snake]

And Portal!

[moffymoth]

P

Portal?

[bat-snake]

At the very least, one of the artbooks (I think???) discussed how IZ was a huge inspiration for Portal, especially in its music.

It...checks out.

[moffymoth]

That’s incredible if true

[the-main-diloolie]

Ngl when I first played Hollow Knight, our character reminded me of Zim. Glad I'm not the only one who sees it.

[irkenheretic]

[obfuscatingintelligence]

the veilbreaker quests in warframe are very fun if you're someone like me*

*big dumb guy who wants a pretty girl with glasses to boss me around

[obfuscatingintelligence]

"wow Kahl, aren't you a clever boy"

:)

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[sandmandaddy69]

[obfuscatingintelligence]

why is kobeni there

[obfuscatingintelligence]

it's funny that the two canonically non-binary Warframes are:

a horrifying amalgam of multiple shattered frames, put together Frankenstein-style, and held together by the Void

david bowie

[thegoodmorningman]

He's calculated that it's a bad idea to do nothing! Good Morning!!!

[skidfarts]

Back when i was like. 9 i watched a cuck porn video And i didnt quite understand the concept of what it was But i remember being so sad about how the woman was talking to her husband while she was fucking this other guy. and then she broke the couch and she said "uh oh sweetie we broke your couch.." all condescendingly And then he said "i LOVED that couch.😕" and it made me so upset i cried

[skidfarts]

Back when i was like. 9 i watched a cuck porn video And i didnt quite understand the concept of what it was But i remember being so sad about how the woman was talking to her husband while she was fucking this other guy. and then she broke the couch and she said "uh oh sweetie we broke your couch.." all condescendingly And then he said "i LOVED that couch.😕" and it made me so upset i cried

[obfuscatingintelligence]

a game where at the beginning, you have to do something that's both impossible to do in universe and would be morally reprehensible in real life. nobody in the game knows what happened exactly, but you do. they might remark that something is different, but they could never guess what really happened. and god knows your character would never tell.

the example i had in mind was: a farm life sim where, in the prologue, you have to use a console command to remove an entire village's population from existence. so you can later fill it up with new fun and quirky characters.

eventually a prodigal son returns to the village, only to find that their entire family has gone missing, and their childhood home is now home to a cool throuple where everybody has fun anime hair. which is fun and all, but their mom and dad and little brother are still gone.

[obfuscatingintelligence]

how do you deal with this guy? because he's totally ruining the vibe of this cozy game by whining about how his "family is gone" or whatever.

i mean really, his whole look doesn't even mesh with the rest of the village. he's wearing brown practical clothes while the *normal* villagers are wearing clothes made of like zippers and shit.

[obfuscatingintelligence]

a game where at the beginning, you have to do something that's both impossible to do in universe and would be morally reprehensible in real life. nobody in the game knows what happened exactly, but you do. they might remark that something is different, but they could never guess what really happened. and god knows your character would never tell.

the example i had in mind was: a farm life sim where, in the prologue, you have to use a console command to remove an entire village's population from existence. so you can later fill it up with new fun and quirky characters.

eventually a prodigal son returns to the village, only to find that their entire family has gone missing, and their childhood home is now home to a cool throuple where everybody has fun anime hair. which is fun and all, but their mom and dad and little brother are still gone.

[obfuscatingintelligence]

I'm coughing so hard i sound like a fucking orc

[obfuscatingintelligence]

why the fuck is jevil so much harder than spamton was

I'm gonna beat this clown fuck if it's the last thing i do