hey Jotaro, you're too young to buy cigarettes yourself, so how do you get them?
the coat trick works perfectly every time. -j
“New Sighting! 12-Feet Man Spotted in Singapore, Local Cryptid Hunters Going Crazy!”
“Above: Artist’s rendition of the 12-Feet Man based on witness testimony.
‘He just came in and asked for a pack of cigarette. He honestly looked a bit young, but who am I to say no to a 12 feet tall man?’ says the the cashier who encountered the infamous cryptid, 'He paid for them and then left, just like in every other sighting. I had heard the stories, of course, but I never really thought he existed, even less that he would come in this part of the world, in this convenience store, during my shift.’
Where else in the world will the 12-Feet Man next appear? That is the question on the public’s mind, and to which we do not have an answer yet.”
(I like to think they became a world-wide infamous cryptid. People try to lure them with packs of cigarettes left on their front porches. Kakyoin finds it hilarious and Jotaro doesn’t even realize this was a thing until like a decade later.)
Edit: forgot to put the fricking picture haksasjsadav


















