List of candidates for Prince Philip's death:
-little Nas harnessed the power of recent hate from Montreo and decided to give the gays another win on his birthday
-Taylor Swift's new album gave him a heart attack. Insert destiel/Putin joke
-was not as Pro-Life as we have been lead to believe
-an unnamed British vigilante killed him yesterday to celebrate the anniversary of Margret Thatcher's death, but the royal family refused to acknowledge it for a day out of British pettiness
-god was formally apologizing to Megan
-Henry commissioned John Mulaney
-princess diana FINALLY bullied God into killing him
-a particularly strong breeze came by and scattered him to the wind
-the queen wanted an excuse to wear black for once
-tried to clone himself to prove himself as the alpha Palpatine kin
-got cocky and tried to listen to one of those 'songs that would kill prince Philip on sight' playlists
-sneezed a little too hard. Or at all.
finally finally FINALLY deemed Too Racist/Sexist/Homophobic To Live, amen
-batteries died
-a bold rouge reporter lied about him being dead, and the Royals took the opportunity to kill him off for real
-one of the other royal parasites took his last sliver of life force for themself
-yahoo answers was the only thing he had to live for and he couldn't handle it shutting down. Insert second destiel/Putin joke.
