I’LL FIST ANYONE’S ASS, I’LL FIST YOUR ASS, I’LL FIST MY HUSBAND’S ASS, I’LL FIST YOUR DAD’S ASS, I’LL FIST MY STAND’S ASS, I’LL FIST MY OWN ASS.
PLEASE DON'T FIST MY ASS.

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@stardustdaddy
I’LL FIST ANYONE’S ASS, I’LL FIST YOUR ASS, I’LL FIST MY HUSBAND’S ASS, I’LL FIST YOUR DAD’S ASS, I’LL FIST MY STAND’S ASS, I’LL FIST MY OWN ASS.
PLEASE DON'T FIST MY ASS.
MY FAVORITE SON IN LAW!!!
[HE'S REACH TOP DAD LEVEL, HE'S GOT FROM HIS HONORED DAD IN LAW.]
THANK YOU SO MUCH FATHER!!! I'M GLAD TO HOLD THIS TITLE.
platinumsilence replied to your post:Remember that time Jotaro got stuck in my tuba and...
We don’t talk about that.
We talk about that very much!! Me and your mother laugh about it while we're in bed.
Remember that time Jotaro got stuck in my tuba and and I had to blow him out of it. I passed out from the lack of air.
ensnaring
DAD! HELLO! DADDY!!! HI
NAME THE CHILD SAXOPHONE, OR TUBA, OR DOLPHIN.
I'm gonna have to tell Jojo my dad jokes now. My son is growing up so fast, It was like only yesterday he was peeing the bed and asking me to play whale songs on the tuba.
………………………………………
[He’s leaving. There he goes. He just… leaves the room. No words.]
[HE'S TACKLING HIS SON, BRINGING HIM INTO A HEADLOCK BUT GENTLY GRASPING HIM INTO A HEADLOCK.]
BE HAPPY WITH DADDY, TELL DADDY WHAT YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA HAVE. I'M HOPING YOUNG GRANDSON, BUT THEN AGAIN HE'D PROBABLY END UP BEING AN EGG LIKE YOU SON.
……………. What the fuck are you talking about?
YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!! IS PREGNANT!!!
THANKS FOR NOT USING A CONDOM!!!
Holly Kujo (Episode 23, my edit/composite).
current mood
there’s another me having another kid? wow
YES! I'M EXCITED!!! YOU BOTH ARE GIVING ME A GRANDCHILD!! I AM A BIG SPICY GRANDPA NOW.
[SOMEONE IS GONNA MISS THEIR JAZZ TAPES REAL SOON]
SON PLEASE!!!!! I AM JUST SHOWING MY HAPPINESS TO THE FACT THAT I AM GOING TO A JAZZ GRANDPA!!! AGAIN!!!
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I’M GONNA BE A JAZZ GRANDPA (AGAIN?)
who told you that crap!?
Son #1's girlfriend told your mother while she was afternoon muffins.
What are you all screaming about…?
[YOUR PAPA IS PLAYING CARELESS WHISPER REMIX IN HAPPINESS.]