A) existential crisis
- self-deprecating
- ask themselves everyday if they should just give up on writing
- continues to write anyway
- feels like they should be doing more (both in writing and irl) otherwise feels like they’re just wasting time
- (they’re not tho i believe in them)
- likes to complain about writing but they really love it and wouldn’t know what to do without it
B) make it stop
- looooooooooooooooong stories
- thinks their stories have too much filler scenes and that they’re boring the readers
- but they can’t stop
- unconsciously brags about their word count
- 2,000 words turn to 20,000 words real quick without noticing it
- how do they do this
- probably bad in one-on-one conversations irl
C) do it for yourself
- *mildly interesting thing happened in their life* “now how do I exaggerate this so I can add it in my story”
- rants about their irl problems thru their writing
- *cries while writing angst bc it’s too real*
- they’re the main character
- makes people they don’t like the antagonists
D) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- smut scenes that will make you consider kinks you didn’t know you have
- makes their characters fuck in the middle of a zombie apocalypse just bc
- afraid to write in public for obvious reasons
- just wants to write porn but ends up adding fluff/angst
- sometimes it’s the other way around
- kinky but sexually frustrated irl
E) God
- organized
- has a minimum word count everyday and follows thru it
- knows how to separate irl emotions to story emotions
- intricate outline
- perfect grasp of how the story will flow
- what we all aspire to be
F) writing???in my house???what???
- spends more time complaining about writing than doing it
- same with shitposting
- daydreams all the time
- has great ideas but ends up being forgotten forever
- really good when they write tho
