jordan

they/them | funny little guy

[catgirlhell]

its official: tumblr is selling our data to Midjourney

Tumblr and Wordpress to Sell Users’ Data to Train AI Tools

Internal documents obtained by 404 Media show that Tumblr staff compiled users' data as part of a deal with Midjourney and OpenAI.

we'd been hearing rumors about this for a bit but now its open and out there. some details from this article

it goes without saying, but if @staff goes through with this its going to be an utter shitshow and im all but certain the website will not survive it.

[evilwizard]

everyone go enable this immediately. it can be a bit hard to find because “visibility” is under blog settings instead of general settings or privacy. you have to do this individually for each separate side-blog

if you can’t find it on the app then the update probably hasn’t rolled out to you, and you’ll have to go through the web browser. what a truly wild way/time to implement this

[rattledazzlebones]

Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

[walpyipman]

i dont wanna be funny anymore - lucy dacus

[girard]

happy new years eve i wish i were them right now actually

[kyleehenke]

i had no choice

[stardustjords]

i’ve never seen invader zim and for some reason i thought everyone was talking about this guy so i cannot even begin to express how happy I am that they aren’t

[stardustjords]

Y’ALL LOOK WHAT MY FATHER JUST POSTED ON FACEBOOK IM SCREAMING ASDFGHJKL !!!! ALSO HES IN THE FB GC FOR STORMING AREA 51 LMAO

[stardustjords]

unpopular sally face opinions that should be more popular

sally isn’t ur innocent bean who did nothing wrong uwu he’s a morally ambiguous character that while not evil certainly isn’t good!!!! he’s still a murderer even if he did it for understandable reasons :/

ash had to deal with the trauma of losing her best friend to suicide, finding out her other best friend is a murderer, finding out said friend killed her other friends, and watching her other close friend fall apart and be put in a mental hospital, basically being the only memeber of the gang who’s alive & sane. also even if she had gotten evidence the whole thing is run by the cult. sal would have died no matter what she did

niel being against sal in the trial is a totally understandable thing! niel found most of his friends along with his boyfriends parents were murdered by someone he thought he could trust! his boyfriend is injured and in a hospital because of what everyone assumes is trauma from seeing sal murder anyone!! niel thinks this man made him lose his boyfriend bc of the false knowledge thrust upon him which is a totally reasonable thing !

basically stop pretending sal did nothing wrong and leave ash & niel the fuck alone

[stardustjords]

hating on ash and niel bc u think that they could have saved sal even though it’s run by the cult and he would have died anyway: 💔❌🚫😤❌🚫💔😤❌🚫💔❌

understanding that ash and niel have gone through a lot and are only doing what they think is right even if it’s not the ‘right’ thing because they both don’t know the whole story: 💖💘💋💖💘💋💘💖💘💋

[stardustjords]

there’s a lot of like lesbian vs ace stuff and how they hate each other so

i’m ur local lesbian here to tell all ace people that I love u and u deserve to be in this community !!! i will throw hands with anyone who harms u!!!

[stardustjords]

Stop fetishizing lesbians.

hey buddy i really hate to tell you this but i am a lesbian and im going to fetishize myself all i want because im hot

[cravensvvorth]

[stardustjords]

i haven’t seen gotham but i love ray so i made them this

[raybot-exe]

The gmod saga continues

But I’m not rebloging that posts every time and I’m coloring the text bc I can (oh god this is worse than homestuck but I’m not changing it)

Jords: “Wait we have a bathroom??” …they were hiding from n the bathroom

“Who plays Fortnite” quoteth the child in the server

“I AM NOT CALLING YOU THE BEST WHAT DO I CALL YOU” “my name is David” “…that’s a mediocre name”

Jordan won as the murderer!!!!!!!

“The lesbIAN HAS A KNIFE” talking abt Jords

I accidentally killed both Jordan and David in a panic

“Don’t kill me don’t kill me don’t kill me” “ok- go sit in the corner” “ok ok I’m in the corner” he jumps on my shoulders “onward my noble steed”

Jordan comes back after a silence “Why was windows updating???” It was a kid on the server making our screens display a windows thing. I am on a MacBook.

“hEY GET AWAY FROM MY JORDAN”

David, for like 30mins “I WANT A WAND” “I JUST WANT SPELLS”

“Wait dude is it just us” “yeah I left for like five minutes and they did my job for me” “ok” I shoot him

“What the hell??” “Hey hey hey no cursing in my good Christian Minecraft server”

Jordan and David singing what I can only assume is country

“Alright we need a better name for mediocre David”

Jords: “I need points” “why??” “It’s imPORTANT”

It was to buy a teletubby skin

It was the purple one

“Wait Wait Wait your eyes get all buggy lemme take a picture” he takes a picture

“You want me to send it to you?” “Yes and no but send it anyway”

I will post the acursed picture tomorrow

“Is your name really ray?” “Not legally, it’s longer than that but ray is one syllable” I die and can’t talk anymore “Ray….Raina…….. yeah” Jords: “AJSHSJJAJSIAJZJZJ RAINA”

Story time-

Jordan and I tried to join an Undertale to server bc we were tired of 8yr olds

We were in the server w/ the children bc we were waiting for dAVID to show up

The UT server was taking forever and my computer crashed gmod

I saw that David was online and in the server we were waiting in before

We missed him by one minute

[stardustjords]

• Me and Ray saying the exact same thing at the exact same time

• “I FEEL INTO A RING OFFF FIREE” I scream as I start fucking sobbing

• I avoided being murder bc I was holding a soccer ball

• The purple one is tinky winky u uncultured swine

• Basically me just attempting to cling to Ray and Ray igNORING ME

• More Ring of Fire

[raybot-exe]

Things that happened in gmod tonight

Jordan says “I love you” and a confused “…lesbians???” Follows in vc

“If you use default you’re gay” “thank god im using default then”

“I’m gay” “hagzihxjqhsifikJxnsiaksbwnnJJJAJSIDJEKajjdixis” “you ok buddy?” “UUUHHHH IM STRAI-“ then my computer crashed the game

“Hi I’m back, you were in the middle of a breakdown?”

“I should add puppy (Jords) on steam she seems cool” me: “they” dead scilence

“Welcome to the dead club”

“Can you move?” I move “thanks”

“geT IN A LINE OR I KILL YOU. GET BACK IN LI-“

“Pedro sad…Pedro miss family…” “press f for Pedro” chat: f f ffff ff f

“You sound just like a girl in my school” “bold of you to assume I exist”

“Drop the gun.” Fires gun

“I can’t believe Kirito is fuckin dead”

[raybot-exe]

Things that happened the night before

“No one kills the love of my life but me!”

My dad walks in “are you shooting a lemon”

“bARRY NO”

Jords- “We’re best friends now”

“Can I add you on steam??” “Uhhh yeah” … “did he actually add us” “yeS”

“The gnome is not a prop”

“NOOO I WAS THE BEANS”

“Sorry I shot you mewtwo I thought you were a fridge”

“It’s a waTERMELON”

“How do you kill a watermelon”

“Barry is that legal” in chat- “they can shoot me” he was a lemon in an ally behind a fence

“Barry’s a genius”

“Jeez GLADOS scared me”

“What’s that music???” “My jam” “oh ur right it’s a bop”

“BARRRYYYYYYY”

Jords- “gotta go fast gotta go fast gotta go f-“

[stardustjords]

Some of my other favorites

• “I’m giving you the knife because I love you” *ray shoots me*

• “RAY RAY RAY RAY where are you I have abandonment issues”

• “Will you marry me” “Crouch then ask” “Okay will you marry me” “Yes”

• “Puppy is going to marry Stephen” “I’m gay” “Oh”

• “Why does this kid sound like scooby doo? Is he even speaking English?” *angry screaming from kid*

• “I’ll give you the cactus” “okay thanks man”

• “I love you” dead silence

• “I’ll play soccer with you” *shoots him*

• “Where are you” “Hiding”

• Me and some other guy killing each other over and over for five minutes while Ray joins the sever

• “IM YOUR CONSCIENCE GET OVER TO THE PLAYGROUND NOW”

• “BARRY IM SORRY”

• “Whoozie, whoozie stop moving. PRESS R WHOOZIE. WHOOZIE!!!!!”

• “I think they know each other in real life” “I love you” “they definitely know each other in real life”

[raybot-exe]

AaAand tonight I played again

“Who are you talking to??” “Uhhh you can’t hear him??” “Wait is he [guy’s username]” “yeah” “oh I muted him”

“Bestest friend in the world are you still alive” him-“yeah why” “I have a question” he kills me

I have been referred to as “hawk-y” “hawko taco (with accent)” “new friend” “best friend” and “Juliet” all by the same person

“Kirito NO”

“Best friend where are you” “hiding”

“Was I really that scary” “I didn’t want you to kill me?!???”

I noticed I was the murderer like halfway through

“Hehehe I have a gun now” “cool come protect me”

“Are you the murderer” “noooo” “it’s just us and I’m a bystander” “ah… you noticed”

“Hotel is dead” “oh dang really??” “You’re the murderer aren’t you”

“Wait you don’t get prom???” “Nah” “…that must suck”

Something something “Huh?” “Ah so you’re an innocent one”

“I’m not calling you the best” “that’s my username live with it”

Bonus:

“Sorry I was talking to the love of my life about mothman” “sweet”

[stardustjords]

Hi 💖

I made a little personality quiz :D

There are four groups and it’ll put you into the one you fit best!! They’re the ‘creation types’

(ty jen for the name and helping me fix the stupid thing) 💞

https://uquiz.com/gJWqzI

I hope you like it !!!

[stardustjords]

I lie awake in my cold room. Night settles over my town along with the wind lightly tapping on my window. I hesitantly push back the covers and stand up, sneaking over to my door and making sure it’s locked. I grin and drop to my knees by my bedside and pull out a large bin. My fingers brush over the top before I completely push it open. Before me are hundereds of glowsticks, waiting for me.

I smirk and pick up a bright yellow glowstick, shoving it in my mouth. I bite down and feel the juicy liquid poor into my mouth. I moan, shoving more glowsticks between my parted lips and cronch. The poisonous juice flows into my veins, slowly destroying my body. I gasp as a figure enters the room. The glowsticks drop from my mouth, rainbow juice spilling onto my shirt and pants. “It’s not what it looks like, I swear!” I say in a hushed voice to the figure.

The figure is you, you know of my glowstick kink. You shake your head at me and pull out a gun. “This is the last time” you growl. “Please!” I beg, my whole body shaking “it’s not my fault they’re so good! So,,, hot” I mutter, stroking a glowstick. “I’m sorry Jordan, but we both know it had to be this way” you say, dropping to your knees next to me and putting the gun to my head. I nod understandingly and look up at you.

You shoot. I am gone. The glowsticks are saved.