Hannah @stardustutopia1998 - Tumblr Blog

not even the guillotine could stop the head that i would give him

thinking about Logan leaning against the wall near the open bedroom window shirtless with his pants unbuckled hanging so low on his hips that you can see his v line. He’s smoking a cigar and grinning from ear to ear because he’s just railed you into next week and you’re lying on the bed a complete mess with his cum still dripping out of you.

It’s nice and quiet and the only thing he can hear is your soft breaths and the crickets chirping in the night and he thinks that this is right where he wants to be for the rest of his life.

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I love the concept of Baratie not just bc it's a sea restaurant and that's cool but because their policy is the absolute antithesis of "the customer is always right." Oh you wanna be a jerk to the staff? Get decked, loser. Being terrible on a date? Congratulations, our sous chef will steal your girl. Ordered a wine that pairs badly? Ignored, we're picking a better one. It's like objectively the funniest way to run a restaurant and I can't stop thinking about it.