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gotta make sure my blog is kawaii today
honestly this is better than the original
all i can imagine is dave being like 11 and playing this on his turntables and bro just crying one manly tear
"you kawaii little shit"
bless you, tumblr user 8alls
I feel awful, i think i'm just gonna lie in bed maybe finish my english assignment later. Dont think i can do maths like this. At least with english i can pretend the stupid character is my mum. I dislike them both the same amount anyway.
Thanks mum Thanks for coming into my room to inform me that your leaving to go to the shops Thanks for saying I'm a "good girl" for doing my assignments Thanks for saying "whatever" when I say "but I'm a boy" Thanks for that, thanks for hurting my trust in you, thanks for giving me another wave of dysphoria, thanks for making me want to leave my room less, thanks for making me not want to talk to you. But most of all, thanks for showing that you really don't give a shit about my transition and you're more attached to some fantasy girl than you are to your own son.
i just feel empty and headachey now and i cant go down to the bathroom because i dont want my parents or anyone to comment because they wont do anything about it and they'll make me feel bad about it and i hate this place i hate how i was born i just want to be a normal boy like everyone else
my binder fucked up and I spent most of this afternoon crying. I hate those stupid bits of fat i hate them so much and I keep wishing I'd open my eyes and they'd be gone and I feell so bad about being proud of them in high schol but i dont want them anymore i dont want them i want a flat chest i hate this i hate binding i want a flat chest I dont care about hormones i dont care about bottom surgery i want those stupid bags of fat gone and i want them gone now
oooh also I went down to Big W to exchange clothes this one time and I was standing in line and this lady came up and she looked like she was in a hurry so I stood back to let her go first and the lady in front of me said "sorry, this young man was here first" AND I WAS JUST SQUEALING WITH JOY INSIDE AND I JUST LET THE LADY BEHIND ME GO FIRST BECAUSE I WAS SO HAPPY!
Also today I went to a cafe and they have this cool thing for their tipping jar where they have a vote every week and depending which jar gets the most tips that jar wins (it's a genius idea to get people to tip though). Anyway, this week they had "best musician" and the two jars were Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin and I actually don't know who Dean Martin is but the name sounded gross and I knew Frank Sinatra and I knew he sounded okay so I voted for him and the guy behind the counter said to my dad "you raised him well, he's got good taste" AND I WAS JUST OVER THE MOON HAPPY I WANTED TO GO BACK AND TIP HIM A WHOLE $10!
So yeah, I'm really happy that I'm being read as male even before transitioning~
I wish australia's legal opinions on trans people were different.
If you didn't know, in Australia you have to have your sex organs removed to change your sex on anything with your identity. I'm gonna talk about how this is a problem for me and then I'll talk about how it's a problem in general.
The whole "having your sex organs removed" thing is a major problem for me because of my identity and personal choices. Originally I wanted to transition by going on T then having male chest reconstruction and maybe just leaving it at that to be quite honest. With this law in place it means I'm forced to pay $5000 to have something removed that I don't really mind simply to change a letter on my legal documents. This is a major problem because it is putting my life at risk through monetary concerns, through the actual surgery, and through my mental health (because not-changing it will probably make me at risk for depression which I really don't want), all of those problems that put my life in danger simply to change a single letter from F to M is completely stupid and frankly quite offensive of the government to do. I should not have to debate between my life being miserable and my life being in danger. I should not have to choose that for myself. That's not even going into the idea of "where will I get $5000 from".
The entire idea of having to get surgery to change that is so amazingly backwards. I honestly cannot believe the Australian government on that. Personally I never want to have sex (I'm asexual and see nothing great about sex it seems really gross actually) and I never want to have kids (the idea of giving birth makes my stomach curl up). However there are trans people who do want to keep their sex organs intact because they don't mind giving birth or being involved in making a child, or, like me, because they don't care about those organs because they have no real intent to use them or aren't bothered by using them for sexual acts. This is even worst when you consider that for a lot of trans people changing their legal gender is a very important step for them and gives them a lot of peace of mind and that trans people who would have trouble getting $5000 might never be able to go through with that. I understand that I'm very lucky being in the socio-economic status that I am where I can probably get financial aid from my parents and pay them back over the years but there are people who just aren't that lucky.
I think the most amazing thing is the idea that we have to "prove" that we are what gender we are by actually putting our lives on the line and putting our money towards it. If it were $100 surgery I wouldn't mind as much because it would likely be simple and it would be maybe a week or two's work, but $5000... the idea that we have to come up with that and be ready to risk our life on an operating table is astounding. When I'm older I'll probably start getting into politics to get that changed because there is no way I'll sit back and let another generation of trans people go through that.
Still hungry?
Absolutely!
The average active adult needs 2,000 calories per day in order to function in a safe and healthy manner. If I’m active to the point where I consistently run 1+ hour every day, then it is far more likely that my caloric needs are around 2,400-2,500.
Considering that, a meal of 1,200 calories would perfectly suit my needs. It would supply roughly half of my calorie requirements, which is a God-send since a fast food meal is relatively cheap. It’s a great value, especially if I don’t have much time to cook or have the resources to prepare my own meals!
The average burger is going to supply me with significant protein and carbs. That’s exactly what I’d need in order to build more muscle and have enough energy to make it through a workout. Even the sugar within the meal can be beneficial in supplying me with a boost of energy and can stop me from feeling hungry for a prolonged period of time. Not half bad.
Is this the most healthy meal known to man? Of course not. But it’s still a very reasonable deal and the calorie count is well within the average adult’s daily needs.
Don’t let calories scare you! You need them. If you were capable of burning off an entire meal within the hour, you’d probably be dead by now.
1200 empty calories in a meal
next to no nutrition. all the calories are sugar and fat. that’s it. you’ll have no energy and have glucose spikes in your blood because the lack of fiber because of the lack of complex carbs. this is diabetes in a meal.
so no, you should not be hungry for diabetes
Nutritionally, this BK meal contains roughly 28g of protein and 3g of dietary fiber. It potentially also includes 35% of our Vitamin C daily requirements, 2% Vitamin A, 12% calcium, and 27% iron. Of the 1,010 calories (that I could verify directly from the company’s nutritional information guide), only 410 are from fat. That isn’t a terribly significant amount of fat, in the long run, nor are the nutrients small enough to be viewed as negligible.
Eating this will not cause you to get diabetes. Eating this meal is perfectly fine if you do have diabetes, as long as you are able to adjust your insulin intake accordingly. So don’t use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop.
"So don’t use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop." I want that and variations of that on t shirts.
GUYS I ANSWERED THAT QUESTION FROM TUMBLRBOT THEN I REFRESHED AND I THINK I SOME HOW BROKE TUMBLRBOT BUT I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
am i the only person who thinks this is really sweet and cute. because its like. ‘what makes you feel better when you are in a bad mood?’ and they repleid with ‘when you send me messages, it makes me feel good’
so tumblr bot filled the inbox with messages so they’d feel really good or have something to look at when they’re feeling down.
tumblrbot is my favorite
so very wrong by ~Susan-Kim
Homestuck.
that’s it thats homestuck
ever wish u could just
What jerk made this
it was me
expressing my personal feelings about my body
i’ll make sure not to do that next time
Wow, I didn’t realise that expressing yourself made you a jerk.
the fact that a good chunk of tumblr is offended by someone expressing their own feelings about their own body is just so bizarre like
what the fuck
*looks at notes*
“She looked better before pullin the stuffing out smh”
“But she was so much sexier before.”
hoW ABOUT SHUT UP
body positivity about being curvier is great, but you know, if someone isn’t comfortable with their weight, you shouldn’t make them feel bad about that??? body positivity is a two way street??? people are allowed to be unhappy about their weight and want to change it no matter what their weight is???? like yes opinions are great and you have every right to express them but you know what’s not great??? shaming people for being unhappy about things
can you not??
^ thank
yeah im still alive~
alright so sorry for not posting in a while. I'll give you some updates on my life.
First of all, school is gross. really gross. what am i even doing? Idk
second of all, transitioning~
so I went to our family doctor today to talk to him about transitioning and it went really well. Some of the terminology he used was a bit outdated (probably 'cause he's like 70 now?) but he understood it and how to go about it and was really polite and stuff. Had to do a physical which was just awkward as heck but he said the reason I want to transition to a man is likely not hormonal or physiological. He sent me off to do a blood test and get the results back to him and I think that's the thing I'm most worried about because when I was a kid I had heaps of blood tests done so I'm actually really scared of them but I want to transition so I damn well will do this.
If the blood test comes back normal then he'll send me to a psychologist to go further into it and then I'll probably start T and I'm super excited about that. If it doesn't come back as normal I'll probably ask to transition anyway because I honestly cannot see myself as a woman ever, it sounds and feels like cross-dressing.
I mean, even as a kid I didn't really identify with being a girl, i just felt kind of unisex. If people asked I'd say I was a girl but that was only 'cause that's what everyone told me I was. I dressed like a typical "tomboy" but had a ponytail because I hated getting my haircut and that carried over to highschool. Even then dressing like a girl seemed odd even though I identified as one and felt sort of feminine it just didn't look right, especially when I look back on it.
Anyway, I'm really excited to transition and I've only got two more days of school until the holidays. My parents want me to learn to drive but I really don't want to get my driver's license until I've transitioned because I really really really don't want to have to change my driver's license later even though I know you can't legally change your gender in Australia until you've had your sex organs removed (which btw is around $5000 yay) and personally I think that's a stupid law but good luck changing it now that we have Tony Bigot in power. I'm pretty sure he thinks LGBT means Lettuce Grapes Bacon Tomato. The guy's a complete idiot. I mean, why the fuck do we need a minister for fucking Sport? LIKE OF ALL THINGS WHY SPORT? UGH!!
Okay enough Tony ranting though or you'll be reading this for years. Basically, starting transition soon and I'll probably write up another thing about what it's like and add to it. I'm really excited about this but I realise I should tell my teachers and probably my sister but as good as I am with the technical stuff, actually talking to people about it still feels awkward. I think Jason (my psych teacher) would be the most understanding with Helen (my legal studies teacher) being the second most and maybe Judy (genetics). My maths and english teachers... I really see no hope with them understanding or being understanding and I really don't care enough about them to talk to them about it, especially because I'm not doing maths next year and because I'll likely not be in Diana's class next year. My sister is a totally different deal because as much as I want to talk to her about it idk it just feels amazingly awkward and idk how to go about it. I mean considering that the only way I told my mum about it was 'cause she was my binder and demanded to talk to me about it so I doubt I'll just be able to talk to my sister y'know? It'd be really nice for my family to start calling me "he" and "Alistar" instead though. It'd stop me feeling so awful at home and being so desperate to be alone or at school. My mum's started calling me "Al" though and not jsut when we're alone and I really love her for that because it's just great to know she's trying to understand this.
So I guess that's what you missed on Glee~
The Fox - Ylvis
The fuck did I just watch?
#has anyone in this family ever seen a fox?
I don’t know about other English-speaking cultures, but in Britain thick means dim, slow, a bit stupid. So I quite like the fact that the video for Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines features his surname as a hashtag in giant red letters. It’s like he’s misspelling an insult to himself. Flashing up #THICKE on the screen, he might as well include #STUPIDE #MORONE #IDIOTE #BRAINLESSE WANKERE
I READ ALL OVER THOSE WORDS IN A FRENCH ACCENT
Politicians pretend to value life while voting to take away funds for food from struggling families and children.
I’ve known people where their families didn’t have a lot of money, or even a little. Their school lunches where their only meals in the day. Think about that. They voted to take away their only meal.
I have gone to a grocery store with my roommate and bought tons of pasta, peanut butter, bread, and ‘box meals’ the night before major school breaks, divided them into bags and boxes and then ‘casually’ asked kids throughout the day if they would mind taking them off my hands because I was going home for break and wanted to clean out my pantry.
Because I know that my babies LITERALLY depend on school for steady meals. One of the richest countries in the goddamn world and I’m sending peanut butter home with my students so they won’t go to bed hungry over Christmas break.
Fuck you, GOP.
one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
the other boys were just jealous because he gets all the gulls
