Sorry, You've Got a Type B Again.

[AU!Kujo Jotaro | Independent RP Account]

[rudebrando]

-STAR PLATINUM IS ALSO GETTING A CLETUS BRANDO CHOKESLAM, CONGRATULATIONS, NO ONE IS A WINNER HERE-

[starfishstudent]

[rudebrando]

-GRABS HIM BY THE NECK AND BEGINS THROTTLING HIM.-

-INITIATES THE CLETUS BRANDO CHOKESLAM-

[starfishstudent]

-IMMEDIATELY USES STAR PLATINUM TO SLAP THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WHILE HE’S BEING THROWN DOWN.-

[rudebrando]

If I had an uncle, I would have already ensured he was dead.

If I had a family member named Cletus I would absolutely kill him myself. No one needs to have that sort of thing inflicted upon them.

[starfishstudent]

You might be able to kill Cletus.

But you will forever hold his blood, as a wrassler.  

[starfishstudent]

rudebrando replied to your post:Gonna throwdown with your Vampire Uncle Clem?

Who the fuck??????

If you use the term “wrassle” you have to have an Uncle Clem.  At least one family member named Cletus.

Cletus Brando.

[starfishstudent]

Gonna throwdown with your Vampire Uncle Clem?

[starfishstudent]

ARE YOU GONNA WRASSLE, DIO.

[starfishstudent]

Please murder DIO.

[kotobayorikoudou-blog]

? ? ? ? ? ?

Ah, well…I’m a snake sometimes too, so I understand. 

-Fries. He knows what fries are, and he’s all fucking over these, just shoving like six or seven of them in his mouth at once.-

Yeah, I was going to see what was up with the new party citadel? It sounded like some fever dream stuff, but everything Hasebe said seems to be true.

-He kind of looks at the floor in search of said shoelace. There is no shoelace to be found, but he is now Aware of the Shoelace.-

Thanks for the sandwich and the frieten? Where did you get them?

[starfishstudent]

You too, huh?  

Snakes are awesome.  Enjoy all the snaking you get up to, man.  My boyfriend just rides around in my coat sometimes?  I take it that you’re not a vampire?  Probably a sword?

-What the fuck language is frieten--wait that’s Dutch.  Fucking dated and adorable.-

Burger King.

... You come from a place where there’s not a lot of fast food, right?

[kotobayorikoudou-blog]

-He just slowly eats this burger as he surveys the scene. He isn’t sure whether he should be afraid or impressed? It’s a really surreal moment and all he can really do is start thinking about how tasty this Whopper is and how he needs to show this to Mahina immediately even though she probably already knows what this is. He’s enjoying it regardless.-

Yeah, I’m with Mahina-chan. I’m Kotetsu Nagasone. Thanks for the warm welcome, I guess?

I have to say, I’m used to seeing some pretty weird shit, but this is a new one even for me.

[starfishstudent]

Nagasone, huh?

Kujo Jotaro.

This shit’s pretty weird.  Pretty much up there until, big and zesty here starts throwing cars at the building.  Watch out for the little green shoe lace that’s around, that’s my my boyfriend.  He’s a snake sometimes.

You going to go party with that fuckhouse over there?

-Slides him some fries?-

[kotobayorikoudou-blog]

-He’s just come out of Pantry Narnia to see what all the racket is about and it’s just? There was a bread war here. There’s just nothing but bread and carnage. And he’s being offered bread with a bunch of shit in between it?-

…….Thanks?

-He’ll take it. Eat it. It’s pretty good. He’s a convert now.-

…So, uh…

[starfishstudent]

So welcome to my own personal hell.  Nice to meet you.  You with Mahina-chan?

Also everyone’s fucking murdering one another over there or something in Italy-Japan.

-Puts his legs up on DIO.-

[starfishstudent]

kotobayorikoudou

-He’s havin it out with DIP again.  He looks over.-

-Another person from his Pantry Narnia that seems to be there?  Okay.-

-Offers Whopper.-

[rudebrando]

THIS IS NOT ADEQUATE LUBE DO YOU WANT TO GET AN INFECTION YOU FUCKING IDIOT–

-HE GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH A NEARBY CONCRETE WALL.-

[starfishstudent]

-FUCKING THROWS A BUTTER KNIFE WHILE HE’S AT IT.-

[rudebrando]

Get the lube, boy.

[starfishstudent]

-Uses Star Platinum to pitch a tub of You’d Butter Believe It right at his head.  Not even I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter let alone actual fucking butter.-

[starfishstudent]

rudebrando replied to your post:Thank god, I’m finally free.

I’M GOING TO SHOVE THIS BAGUETTE RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE

I don’t think my asshole can handle a baguette, you gotta prep me more for that.  Are you willing to endure that level of commitment, Dio Brando?  Are you going to see this through the end, because if you’re going to shove bread up my “arse,” you better go big or go home, there’s no mincing words here. 

[starfishstudent]

Thank god, I’m finally free.

ALSO WHO’S THE DILDO SUPPLIER?

[rudebrando]

YOUR MOTHER

[starfishstudent]

I’M GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

I HAVE COLLEGE AND SHIT, DIO.

[rudebrando]

FUCK THAT, WE’RE GOING TO JAPAN

[starfishstudent]

WE CAN’T JUST GO TO FUCKING JAPAN.