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You know how you keep in touch with the rest of your crew? I'm that little badge. I've heard a lot of conversations. I feel a lot of things about a lot of people. I'm the communicator. Tracking tag: starfleetcommunicator ((Personified Communicator for Star Trek. Familiar with the new and old Star Trek. Muse and Mun are 18+.))

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

+ nopenotcomingdown

[nopenotcomingdown-deactivated20]

“well..ya, but that doesn’t matter. I’m a human being now.” 

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

"So am I. So, I might need ya."

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

+ captjtkirk

[incandescentgold]

The confusion didn’t leave his features, obviously not following her words. “The com…?” He repeated, brows furrowing. Her outburst made him blink, as another smile spread across his features. His mind slowly put the two odd phrases together and he shook his head as an absolutely ridiculous conclusion formed. “Wait, are you telling me your the communicator? Did you hit your head? Do I have to send you to Dr. McCoy?”

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

"No, I didn't hit my head!" She laughed. "Well, the com system had a human interface. I'm that human interface. Only with lungs and a heart... and stuff." She grinned.

[onlybonesleft]

“Trust me, sweetheart. In a few days, you’ll be wishing you weren’t human. There is nothing ‘neat’ about us. I’m a doctor, I would know that shit.”

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

"You collect stool samples from everyone? That must be a lot of work. Also, very disgusting." She was unfamiliar with cursing and such, figuring people meant certain things when they said certain words.

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

+ im-sewenteen-sir

[im-sewenteen-sir]

“You von’t get blown up een ze mix, vhatever zat means.” 

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

"Bad things seem to happen on this ship." She reasoned.

[uss-matrixs-captain-blog]

6 signed up

[uss-matrixs-captain-blog]

Aiyanna groaned, not wishing to explain anything anymore. “How about you either go to sleep again, or fuck a cactus?”

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

"That sounds rather painful. I'll... go with the first one." She blinked.

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

+ captjtkirk

[incandescentgold]

Jim frowned slightly, a confused smile on his features. “Hey…I’m sorry, who are you?”

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

"Sorry!" She squeaked. "I'm Com! Well... the com. Like..." She blinked, confused on how to explain it from there. Instead, she went with the next best thing. "I've got legs!" She yelled excitedly. 

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

+ nopenotcomingdown

[nopenotcomingdown-deactivated20]

“just saying, hon. “ 

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

"Weren't you an alien before... or at least your I.D was different."

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

+ herp-a-kirk

[thisboldcaptain-blog]

“Well…” Jim paused for a moment. “Are there any names that have ever, y’know, struck your fancy?”

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

"I don't understand that analogy." She blinked, confused.

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

+ lockedonginger

[askirldeadmarco-deactivated2013]

“Oh well zat is good to know. I cannot imagine how strange it would look if I was talking to the Keptin zrough you.” A small laugh escaped his lips. What a sight that would have been. 

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

“It could have been worse.” She nodded, taking that into account. 

[askirldeadmarco-deactivated2013]

“Does zis mean you hawe a map of ze Enterprise and know where eweryzing is?”

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

"Well, I know it in my head. Seeing it is different though." She laughed.

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

+ sexiestbuttinthestarfleet

“Hi!”

[sexiestbuttinthestarfleetarchive]

“Hello, there.”

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

"I'm Com!"

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

+ im-sewenteen-sir

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

“I was sort of invented to work.” She chuckled.

[im-sewenteen-sir]

“Zat’s good eesn’t et? I mean, I suppose et could be bad sometimes, but on a ship like zis, et’s alvays good.”

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

"I suppose so. As long as I don't get blown up in the mix." She smiled barely.

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

+ lockedonginger

[askirldeadmarco-deactivated2013]

“Oh well zat is good to know. I cannot imagine how strange it would look if I was talking to the Keptin zrough you.” A small laugh escaped his lips. What a sight that would have been. 

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

"It could have been worse." She nodded, taking that into account. 

[uss-matrixs-captain-blog]

6 signed up

[uss-matrixs-captain-blog]

Aiyanna was slumped sideways in her captain’s chair in the bridge. “Eck I feel like a wet dog moved into my mouth and had puppies„,”

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

“I don’t understand that reference.” The com was confused, approaching slowly.

[uss-matrixs-captain-blog]

“It’s just something I say when I’m tired, irritated, and have hair in my mouth, babe.” She spoke, re-positioning herself in her seat. 

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

"Why do you have hair in your mouth? It's supposed to be on your head."

[onlybonesleft]

“You look fine,” Bones muttered, though he knew that it wasn’t what Com meant. He just didn’t want that conversation yet. “And in a day or two, you may start to see why being human may not be all it’s cracked up to be. “

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

"I don't believe that." She huffed. "I think it'll be neat." 

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

+ herp-a-kirk

[thisboldcaptain-blog]

Jim tapped his lips with his index finger. “No, I don’t suppose it would be an easy name. What sorta name would you like?”

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

Com shrugged her shoulders. "I don't know. I never really had a reason to think of names before."

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

+ im-sewenteen-sir

[im-sewenteen-sir]

“Vell zen, I hope you’re ready to get to vork because zere’s lots to do around here.” 

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

"I was sort of invented to work." She chuckled.

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

+ im-sewenteen-sir

[im-sewenteen-sir]

“Vell zere you go. You heve a home end a crew.” 

[starfleet-communicator-blog]

"I guess you're right." She smiled.