james tiberius kirk

james tiberius OF THE U.S.S ENTERPRISE. “I only know what I can do.” he who shines the brightest. starfleetsyoungest

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I HAVE MOVED.

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I only know what I can do. captain james tiberius jim kirk. indie jim kirk.based on the reboot…

[starfleetsyoungest]

I HAVE MOVED.

[starfleetsyoungest]

I only know what I can do. captain james tiberius jim kirk. indie jim kirk.based on the reboot…

[starfleetsyoungest]

I HAVE MOVED.

[starfleetsyoungest]

I only know what I can do. captain james tiberius jim kirk. indie jim kirk.based on the reboot…

[starfleetsyoungest]

I HAVE MOVED.

[starfleetsyoungest]

I only know what I can do. captain james tiberius jim kirk. indie jim kirk.based on the reboot…

[starfleetsyoungest]

I HAVE MOVED.

[starfleetsyoungest]

I only know what I can do. captain james tiberius jim kirk. indie jim kirk.based on the reboot…

[starfleetsyoungest]

I HAVE MOVED.

[starfleetsyoungest]

I only know what I can do. captain james tiberius jim kirk. indie jim kirk.based on the reboot…

[starfleetsyoungest]

I HAVE MOVED.

I only know what I can do. captain james tiberius jim kirk. indie jim kirk.based on the reboot...

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She pushes his shoulder in when she thinks he’s not expecting it, and then stands with her hands on her hips. "I wasn’t making you fidget.  You were making you  fidget.”

A loud groan comes from the Captain's lips when she pushes in the dislocated shoulder, and he glares in her direction. "Ouch!"

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  ❝ no. of course not. because      you’re a cheeky bastard, jim.      you like spicin’ shit up. ❞ 

   ❝i don't know what you're talking about.        and that's offensive. besides i don't        spice anything up, bones. you're imaging        things.❞

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like for a starter.

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genderbent || +problematiquex

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          ❝Oh, I can do that——-                now, one coffee coming up.                     Sorry about before… something just sort of…      came up.                          And the pancakes look delish!❞

       ❝Mm, yeah.                You better make me a nice one.           Seein' as you put us behind schedule.                      That's not a funny joke.        Obviously. 'Cause I made them.❞

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♣

Send ♣ for a drunk message.

[text: Shepard, J.] Jesssslybn.[text: Shepard, J.] jesslnbyn.[text: Shepard, J.] dAMNIT.[text: Shepard, J.] miss ybo.

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[text: Kirk, J.] gdi Jim.  [text: Kirk, J.]  Stay where you are. Don’t do anything stupid.  [text: Kirk, J.] I’m on my way.

[text: Shepard, J.] ill be l ike a rock ? ? [text: Shepard, J.] cause i  wont be mo ving!! [text: Shepard, J.] get it?

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           “ … ——What year are you from,               if you’re not from mine? “ 

     “ —2224.        I'm guessing you're        not from that year. ”

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     ❝Well, I mean, there’s not much you can really buy there.          You can buy me a pony, I’ve always wanted one of those.          You’re from the 2200’s? Oh. Me too. Were you late 2200’s          or early? I came from early. And what’s that? Like a plane?         If so, I’m definitely going to look into that airline, mine’s been         letting me down lately. We can practice saying it on the way         there. I’m probably going to have to learn all about you.❞

        ❝You can't just ask me to buy you a pony and then not tell me what breed             you want the pony to be. You need to tell me what size, what breed -- do             you prefer male or female ponies? I need details, Aspen, details. And I             really doubt you're from the 2200's, considering you don't know what the             U.S.S Enterprise is. It's a spaceship, Aspen. We go to space and we check             on alien races and new planets. And I'm the captain of that ship.❞

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;; like this for a starter.

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❝ ‘m most definitely goin’ to     kick your ass, kid. once ‘m     done takin’ a shower. i don’t     want to ruin the only time i    could relax. ❞

           ❝ you’re just askin’ for it, jim. ❞

  ❝it's a shame i'm ruinin' that,       wonderful relaxation time       for you. you should do somethin'       about it.❞

                     ❝what am i asking for?❞

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   ❝ maybe i’ll know in the right time.        but i bet it’s gon’ be miss marcus.        —- - not even doubtin’ it. ❞

     ❝my expectations aren't that low.          don't you think if it were marcus,          i would've told her by now?❞