god won't let me die

he/she 17

[starfuckerzz]

hi, i’m maxxie <3

‘09 ~ lesbian ~ child of cain ~ aphroditee devotee

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interests- yellowjackets, twin peaks, ethel cain, class of ‘09, marauders (FUCK JKR), community, hadestown, true crime, reading, intersectional feminism, greek mythology, cannabilism (as a concept), dan and phil, mlp g4, nevermore (webtoon), iwtv, the pitt

dni- TERFs, the true crime ppl who are like omg i need him and it’s a p3do, zionists, proship, and conservatives

vent blog:

[starfuckerzz]

being autistic is like what if every day was a humiliation ritual and every day basic tasks made you want to walk into the ocean

[goingghostagain]

Bitchkiller who meet in a psychiatric hospital.

They joke that they’re in a long distance relationship because one of them keeps getting sent in while the other is released.

They’ve been admitted at the same time only twice (thank god) but average about 9 visits between the two of them.

[starfuckerzz]

i feel like this is supposed to be angsty but it’s also extremely funny when you consider that psych ward relationships are very middle school-esque. yall will be scheduling when to hug.

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

the black family is so gothic victorian and the rosier family is so southern gothic if that makes sense

[eyeballing9000]

yellowjackets hunger games au 😸

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

@em0tionallymotionsick

[em0tionallymotionsick]

holy my niche

[starfuckerzz]

oh my god

[dogstar1998]

lily and mary with their strong regional accents that they DO NOT let anyone tease them for!!! least of all posh wankers with the initials j.f.p and s.o.b!!!

[starfuckerzz]

piercing my ears with a sewing needle while watching dan and phil. i am still 13 years old

[remusfruitloopin]

Sirius calls it 'fucking'

Remus calls it 'shagging'

James calls it 'doing it'

Peter calls it yazoinking/sha-bamming/boinking/Skoodilypooping/going capital B beast mode/boom-baya-boom-bala/'really-in-depth-secret-handshakes'/woohooing/bow-chika-bow-wow/wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am/getting jiggly with it/doing the cupid shuffle/scary

[starfuckerzz]

regulus calls it “coitus” and gets confused why everyone is looking at him like that

[caramelcorvs]

He also calls it either fornication or intercourse

[kardamonich]

dance dance dance

[starfuckerzz]

i want my boyfriends to kiss by ashnikko but it’s rosestarkiller

[froggayzfartz]

Cant stop thinking about the slime that brought them together

[decomposingfungi]

fandoms are obsessed with giving children to characters who would HATE being parents

[starfuckerzz]

one time my mom told my doctor that i couldn’t be autistic bcs no one in my family is

keep in mind she has never seen my father laugh once in the twenty years they’ve been married

[stackmoorepaper]

thinking of samcedes’ cover of human nature and how it was the best song of the michael episode

[evil-twink-reg]

pandora rosier is moths

lily evans is dragonflies

mary macdonald is ladybugs

[bartysgreenstripofhair]

"Remus as the hot nerd-" NUH UH

Remus? Remus was below average looking as a young teenager. His nose was too big, his scars made his skin pull and warp in some places, he wasn't fit, he was lanky, his limbs were always in some awkward stance.

And Sirius? Down BAD. But, here's the thing, he doesn't know. He keeps on convincing himself "I only get stressed and flustered around Moony because he's so good-looking, that's completely normal!"

Meanwhile James and Peter are listening to this and just glancing at each other nervously like "hate to break it to you..."

[starfuckerzz]

tumblr is the only website where you can say “i think writing sexually explicit material about children makes you a bad person” and then get called a fascist puritan by 14 different white queer people