sl- s- s- slut

dropped out of uni to focus on dan and phil

[phan-doesnt-exist]

Dan and Phil aren't real it's government propaganda

[blondephil]

i know phil is so relieved that they hard launched so now he can complain about not getting dan’s attention. what a beautiful world.

[sleepyslag]

so glad that dan and phil are pushing back against the idea that the phandom is the reason they went on hiatus like seeing Dan go "no I DID love you I was also just dying inside" is so healing fr

[diphowell]

[bluebirdlester]

dan SO truly lacks object permanence like he was talking all his shit about how quiff phil doesnt even exist, who was that, only blond phil and emo phil are real, then three seconds into ii starting he's like WHO IS THIS HANDSOME MAN......

[only-phan-is-real]

Proof that only phan is real!:

No couple in the world has heart eyes howell. Meaning no couple in the world actually exists outside of them, hence only phans real

[diphowell]

[0wl-slide]

I love being in the phandom because I can go from having a serious and heartfelt conversation about sexuality, the pressures of coming out, and the freedom we find in our community to seeing everyone thirst over a grown man in a t-shirt within 30 seconds. and I think thats beautiful <3

[diphowell]

in an old farmhouse with a goat and a lamb

[deeplenpeeple]

i contacted an employee advocacy group to discuss being fired bc the circumstances around it were really shitty and unprofessional and uhhhh yeah long story short they’ve just submitted a claim against my former employer on my behalf and i am about to ✨throw up✨

[danhowellgifs]

sparkly

[bluebirdlester]

every song dnp have sung on tour together is a kind of love song if you think about it. and also. i am fucking terrified of what kind of love song they are going to choose to end their collaboratively gay tour with

[will-gr4ham]

I’m actually so scared of whatever song Dan and Phil have come up with for hard launch

[siriuscybernetics]

we / us pronouns going hard here

[reunitedinterlude]

what to do when your boyfriend doesn’t pay enough attention to you 💔 (2014 // 2026)

[deeplenpeeple]

I keep coming across that blog on my feed, and just, I don’t get it. Genuinely, I want to know nothing concrete about DnP’s sex life. I like the jokes, but they’re just that. Jokes. I don’t get why it matters who tops or whatever, it’s not at all relevant to their content? And then the weird posts about Dan’s gender. To my knowledge, Dan has said he doesn’t care too much. If he comes out and says ‘my pronouns are x’ I’ll happily use them, but until we do that, I’ve only ever heard Phil use he/him for Dan, as with the rest of his friends have, so surely we should follow their example? Like with how confident they seem on the internet and how their community acts, surely if he wanted to be called something other than he, he’d say so?

block them anon they’re not worth your time or energy.

idk they just don’t seem to understand that the problem people have with their blog posts isn’t that we all want dan to just be a cis man or dnp to never talk about their sex lives because we’re all prudes, it’s literally just that these are real people’s lives and they deserve some level of privacy. it’s one thing to make jokes about it but when it gets to the point that you’re actively arguing with people about their preferred sexual positions it’s probably time to log off.

[intronerds]

that's our happy dan