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@starklucas
Take out it is.
There’s a reason for that.
Flattering but that crown is all yours, precious.
I'm incredibly aware of that.
If you say so, small fry.
Take out it is.
Whatever makes you happy, so long as you’re doing it shirtless.
Oh, I’m not just any idiot…
If I take Harmony with me, I'll have to be shirtless. She takes all of mine.
King Idiot?
Take out it is.
My money’s on you not typically sitting through lectures on much of anything, Tiger.
Go to the store, get stuff, make a bigass salad. Any idiot can do it.
So you’ve shot a got.
I might just as well as quit while I'm ahead and retire to a cornfield so I can at least make something of my life.
Any idiot including you, twitchy?
Take out it is.
So not my problem, hero. Why don’t you go try and stupid-say your way into some onion rings?
I'm not sitting through a lecture on that.
Take out it is.
So, really, take out options. I have cranky, and hungry, vegetarian to feed.
Take out it is.
Maybe you should look up some really simple recipes online? That’s what I did. Now I can at least feed myself without take out most of the time.
I can make ham sandwiches and she's a vegetarian.
Take out it is.
It’s like I skipped ‘headache’, straight into ‘migraine’.
…you don’t have to actually be able to talk to talk t-…you know what?
Miami, dude. Miami.
Now I understand why people continue to say stupid things. The reactions are the best part.
Take out it is.
Everybody talks to themselves because otherwise who would listen?
Fair enough. Unless you're mute.
Take out it is.
Is it really that bad? How are you guys going to survive? You can’t eat take out forever. Well I guess you could but it’d be pretty bad for you.
It's pretty bad. We usually alternate. Take out, go out, take out, go out.
Take out it is.
Just your game, dude. Just your game.
…I might as well be talking to myself. Google it, Blue Eyes. I’ll wait. I’m not wasting a good 80’s reference on you.
I have a strong feeling that you do talk to yourself on a regular basis. I know what the reference is, twitchy.
Take out it is.
You couldn’t keep up.
But look at you try. How’s Eternia treating you?
My heart is broken.
I don't know any Canadian rappers.
Take out it is.
Man, so you have absolutely no other options? Maybe one of you two should take a class on cooking. I think the dog might just burn your house down.
The dog could probably do a better job than either of us. He can at least catch his food.
Take out it is.
Um, the alphabet? Nowhere in M-I-A-M-I is there I-T-I-S, is there?
You’re lucky you’ve got that jawline. Do not quit your burger-flipping dayjob, dude.
Maybe I'll take you out instead.
Take out it is.
You can’t take out ‘it is’ from ‘Miami’.
That wasn’t even close, Dolph.
Who says you can't? Who died and made you president, twitchy?