have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water

fifi (formerly floutist)•she/they•Please excuse the state of deterioration and disorder of our galleries. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[fifiknifefight]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]

[usamirenko]

 nourishes it

keeps it warm

fills it with love

fills it with rice

refills sanity bar

grants it a blessing

[tooies]

stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys

[tooies]

i like this post but i'm gonna be honest i don't know how much longer i can put up with people calling me donkey from shrek

[maythray]

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

[maythray]

im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye

[gauntletqueen]

Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit

[ailurinae]

[chongoblog]

“God is dead” -Zendaya

[totesmgoats01-published-author]

Zendaya is Nietzsche???

[bicokun]

[greelin]

you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

[greelin]

stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL

[vampires-official]

official vampire post

[greelin]

[hellmurderisland]

[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

[hellmurderisland]

#me with gob #me with shmilk

[mint-swirl]

slogans for the upcoming orc election

[evilwizard]

admit it. you’re mad at me for secreting a black sludge that turned all the animals into bigger scarier animals

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: at t. ’ a at ctg a ac g tat t a t aa t gg ca aa

Closest match: Lepadogaster purpurea genome assembly, chromosome: 1 Common name: (Bigger, Scarier) Cornish Sucker

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[evilwizard]

i like his sinister aura and can-do attitude 👍

[comment-tube]

[fairycosmos]

you just hate me because i am a bad person with bad morals

[catcrumb]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Yearning for someone who doesn't exist

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Or giving a monkey a shower

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

[parkerposey]

How it feels to listen to take me out by franz ferdinand

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i saw a sad person order one a d the employees jumped the counter and poured hot oil all on him and shatteredhis ankles with spatulas

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

they're letting almost anybody order a happy meal nowadays

[tlirsgender]

Posting about the world's least canonical ship & having somebody tag it like "this is making me want to watch that show" is always so funny like no sorry I'm lying to you