People have told me that I drink because I'm a sad man, but they don't know me. I'm not sad. I'm Tony Stark. What do I have to be sad about?
{ ᴡᴇʟʟ, sɪʀ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ -- }
Nobody asked you, J.A.R.V.I.S.!
[ Reaches for the cocktail glass once more ]

















