HEY GUYS THIS IS MY BUTT

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Kiana Khansmith
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HEY GUYS THIS IS MY BUTT
I stg I'm just gonna post my titties and get banned.
Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas to my Christian, Catholic, and Santa lovin readers,
Happy Haunkka to my joyful Jewish goofballs,
Blessed Yule to my positive Pagan peeps,
Ramadan Mubarak to my magnificent Muslims,
Habari gani? to my kind Kwanzaa lovers,
Merry Pancha Ganapati to my honored Hindus,
(source)
Merry Newtonmas to my awesome atheists, agnostics, and secular science lovers,
(source in a post by c0nc0rdance on Twitter)
And Happy Holidays to all ^_^
PS: Sorry for those that I could not get gifs to work on/find a safe gif so I had to use screenshots. I tried my best.
An Open Letter to Tumblr about the Adult Content Ban and How it is Hurting Your Users:
Recently, Tumblr was removed from the Apple app store due to an incident involving child pornography. This incident is incredibly unfortunate, but it doesn’t stand alone. Tumblr was also removed from the app store due to the large influx of porn bots and pornographic spam, users claiming to be proud to be pedophiles, blatant Nazism, racists who are not deleted for sending hate and harassing users, and more. I myself reported someone for harassing me, but because I had blocked the person and couldn’t access the messages where they harassed me, they were still able to send me anonymous asks. Your support staff, with back doors to the website (presumably), claimed they could not access the messages, and I was left SOL. Many features on this website do nothing to actually protect your users from harassment, racism, homophobia, transphobia, Nazis, pedophiles, predators, porn bots, and more.
You claim in your statement to us that you “have been working on these problems for a long time”. This is blatantly untrue. Please do not lie to us and patronize us. We’ve been here. We’ve seen you do nothing over, and over, and over again.
We complained to you for months and months about the rampant porn bots, and you did nothing except add a report button on mobile which only reported sensitive content or spam at best. You could have addressed this problem with an effective algorithm, but you did not. We complained to you about being harassed and sent hate speech for being LGBT+, and you did nothing. We complained to you about blogs being randomly deleted, and sometimes you’ve restored them, other times you have not. We complained to you that there were people proudly claiming to be “Minor Attracted Persons”, or pedophiles, and you did nothing. We complained to you about people proudly claiming to be white supremacists, and you did nothing. All of these things are “against the community guidelines”, and yet over and over, you have not found effective ways to handle these problems or suppress the feeling of welcome that these users claim to get here. You have had a long time to work on these problems, but you haven’t addressed them. To say you have is untrue.
Multiple other social networking websites, such as Wordpress, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, and others have effectively dealt with rampant pornography, racism, pedophilia, and other problems without causing massive issues for their users who are not misusing the platform. They are continuing to find new, effective ways to deal with these issues without causing problems for their userbase as a whole. There is no reason that you are unable to do this effectively other than that you wanted to do it quickly. You have once again chosen your stock holders over your users. And we have had enough.
You have already started to ban “Adult” content with a new algorithm. Here are screenshots of just a fraction of the posts you have flagged as containing adult content:
Your new system of simply tackling everything at once is not working. At all. And each of these screenshots is proof of your utter incompetence. None of these posts contain pornographic acts, “female nipples”, or any community violation of any kind.
We, the users, have been asking you for months to deal with these problems - particularly, the porn bots and bots that spam. In order to block a bot from a side blog, I have to do it manually, even though they are in my side blog’s feed. This is a huge issue for mobile - only users. They keep cropping up in droves, taking over our posts and tricking google into making it look like a legitimate blog linked to a pornographic website. We have complained to you for months and months now, and your solution to simply “ban all adult content” is ineffective. I agree that children should not be able to access pornography - but this is not how you tackle a porn bot problem. Your system is utterly useless, allows for racists, pedophiles, porn bots, and Nazis to remain untouched. It also harms sex workers and real people who may use this website for some forms of adult content responsibly. Moreover, as seen above, it harms plenty of users who have in no way violated your terms of service.
If you keep this up, you threaten your website and company as a whole. Many of us are backing up our blogs and planning places to go to.
You already have a content filter for “sensitive” content (content inappropriate for younger viewers). You could have improved this, instead of attacking your entire user base. It seems to be a very lazy “solution”, if you could call it one at all, and one that harms your entire userbase.
If you are going to keep this filter in place and make Tumblr, a website that has never been known for being family friendly and has never claimed to be, you are going to lose millions of your users. We are already planning our exodus. It isn’t hard to follow. Censor us, and we will go somewhere else. That is not a threat. It is a promise.
Sincerely,
The users of your website.
@staff @support
They flagged this post immediately and I’ve submitted it for review… this is… quite a week.
If you believe these words, reblog it, please. I want this to be right in their face because I couldn’t email them directly.
@staff @support
@staff @support
“Every season is not a harvest. There are seasons of watering, planting, pulling up weeds and fertilizing.”
Why did “be critical of your media” turn into “find all its flaws and hate it” why did people become allergic to FUN
Because people confuse “critical as in critical thinking” with “critical as in criticizing something,” so they think that “look for something bad, no matter how far-fetched” is what “being critical” means.
can we all collectively agree to create more female characters who are cocky/dramatic/ridiculous/charismatic because it’s such a common trope in male characters but I don’t think I’ve ever encountered a female character like that. WHY.
THANK YOU 👏👏 GIVE ME 👏👏 LOVABLE 👏👏👏 FEMME 👏 ASSHOLES 👏👏 PLS 👏
Roses are red
Elf practice is avoidable
trans women deserve so much more love.
me: *searches for a post i know for a fact is on my blog*
tumblr: “sowwy, we didn’t find anyfing wike that :(((((”
me:
URGENT!! THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE!!!! (This is the post to boost!!)
My health is actually failing. I’m not being dramatic when I say I could die If I don’t get the medical help I need.
I suffer from chronic illnesses (a rare version of MTHFR HOMOZYGOUS, HIT, DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS, AUTOIMMUNE DISEASE + more)
and I am disabled and trans. I am jobless due to my illnesses and I am currently without any necessary resources to survive, be healthy, stable, or safe..
I have a rare blood clotting disease that causes me to be at the HIGHEST RISK possible to have a heart attack, aneurysm, or stroke. This disease has also resulted in multiple major surgeries, and countless other major procedures that have left me with debilitating chronic pain and other disabilities (limited use of my dominate arm, and even tasks like sweeping leave my arms in immense pain). I have two stints in my chest keeping my main vein open to my right arm so the blood can flow to it. And it still has trouble flowing back which causes swelling and excruciating pain in my arm. The main vein in my chest has been patched and dissected from a vein from my thigh because the veins in my right arm and chest are so damaged they weren’t able to save much. I had to get a rib removed because it was pinching my vein and causing clotting during which damaged a lot of muscles in my chest and shoulder causing even more chronic pain. They also wired my chest shut.
So I NEED to have access to good health care. I’m chronically ill with horrible and scary diseases. I’ve already almost died three times, and have been on my death bed twice.. I’m in and out of hospitals constantly, they don’t have the resources to help.
I NEED HELP. I NEED TO LEAVE AND MOVE IN ORDER TO SURVIVE!!! Please fucking help me!! Boost my links, donate whatever! I’m grateful for anything !!
I don’t want to DIE I’ve been fighting for my life since I was 16. I’m taking my health seriously and using the little bit of energy that I have to get shit done.
I’m honestly only asking for the bare minimum of what I need to move, for Rent, & basic necessities.
I’m trying to move to Colorado to escape (my abuser and stalker that I have a really traumatic history with. Violence and including assaults) I’m stuck in my hometown right now in northern MN. Where I’m at right now IS NOT safe for me and I NEED to leave..
My friend in Colorado has a place that I can move into ASAP, I just need first and last months rent. I have to move this month or she has to find a different roommate because of her own financial situation, so this is my ONE and only lucky chance!!
I NEED to move to Colorado for access to better health care (to keep me alive), and for my own safety.. This is VITAL for my health (mentally and physically).
PLEASE DONATE OR BOOST MY LINKS!!!!!!
https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage
https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2272988271476736476
NOW IS THE TIME TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT AND BE AN ALLY !!
ALSO PLEASE READ AND SHARE MY STORY/LINKS!! REPOST, & REBLOG!! Copy and paste my links & story & share on ALL your social media’s (twitter, Facebook, tumblr and Instagram!!!!) it helps me so much !
USING PayPal/Venmo IS A DIRECT WAY TO HELP ME!!
https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage
https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2272988271476736476
If you donate, message me so I can thank you personally !!! Thank you ♥️
I NEED YALL TO BOOST THIS ONE!!! This one is the most important AND UPDATED/DETAILED!!!
Signal boosting again because ffs this is important
I STILL NEED ABOUT 1,000$ !!! Please donate anything, it’ll keep me ALIVE!! BOOST!
DONT IGNORE THIS. Please do whatever you can to help this person! Even if you can’t donate, please share this post so that others who are able to can see it!
Hey guys, the tumblr purge could really hurt his chances of survival. Please help him get to where he needs to be ASAP! Donate to his PayPal or Venmo, and/or signal boost!
Signal boost for this gorgeous creature who is suffering and struggling right now.
READ!! THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE!!!! (This is all I have!!)
My health is actually failing. I’m not being dramatic when I say I could die If I don’t get the medical help I need.
I suffer from chronic illnesses (a rare version of MTHFR HOMOZYGOUS, HIT, DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS, AUTOIMMUNE DISEASE + more) and I am disabled and trans. I am jobless due to my illnesses and I am currently without any necessary resources to survive, be healthy, stable, or safe..
I have a rare blood clotting disease that causes me to be at the HIGHEST RISK possible to have a heart attack, aneurysm, or stroke. This disease has also resulted in multiple major surgeries, and countless other major procedures that have left me with debilitating chronic pain and other disabilities (limited use of my dominate arm, and even tasks like sweeping leave my arms in immense pain). I have two stints in my chest keeping my main vein open to my right arm so the blood can flow to it. And it still has trouble flowing back which causes swelling and excruciating pain in my arm. The main vein in my chest has been patched and dissected from a vein from my thigh because the veins in my right arm and chest are so damaged they weren’t able to save much. I had to get a rib removed because it was pinching my vein and causing clotting during which damaged a lot of muscles in my chest and shoulder causing even more chronic pain. They also wired my chest shut.
So I NEED to have access to good health care. I’m chronically ill with horrible and scary diseases. I’ve already almost died three times, and have been on my death bed twice.. I’m in and out of hospitals constantly, they don’t have the resources to help. I NEED HELP. I NEED TO LEAVE AND MOVE IN ORDER TO SURVIVE!!! Please fucking help me!! Boost my links, donate whatever! I’m grateful for anything !!
I DON’T WANT TO DIE I’ve been fighting for my life since I was 16. I’m taking my health seriously and using the little bit of energy that I have to get shit done.
I’m honestly only asking for the bare minimum of what I need to move, and for rent…
I’m trying to move to Colorado to escape (my abuser and stalker that I have a really traumatic history with. Violence and including assaults) I’m stuck in my hometown right now in northern MN. Where I’m at right now IS NOT safe for me and I NEED to leave..
My friend in Colorado has a place that I can move into ASAP, I just need first and last months rent. I have to move this month or she has to find a different roommate because of her own financial situation, so this is my ONE and only lucky chance!! I NEED to move to Colorado for access to better health care (to keep me alive), and for my own safety.. This is VITAL for my health (mentally and physically).
PLEASE DONATE OR BOOST MY LINKS!!!
NOW IS THE TIME TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT AND BE AN ALLY !! ALSO PLEASE READ AND SHARE MY STORY/LINKS!! REPOST, & REBLOG!! Copy and paste my links & story & share on ALL your social media’s (twitter, Facebook, tumblr and Instagram!!!!) it helps me so much !
USING PayPal/Venmo IS A DIRECT WAY TO HELP ME!!
https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage
https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage
https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2272988271476736476
If you donate, message me so I can thank you personally !!! Thank you ♥️
I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.
This is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED
HEY @staff @support a fucking porn blog just reblogged one of my posts you turkeys.
If you're gonna make a stupid annoying and honestly authoritarian decision such as the one you did,
CAN YOU AT LEAST DO IT ALL THE WAY AND GET RID OF THE PORNBOTS AND NOT JUST DESTROYING ONE OF THE MOST EFFECTIVE RESOURCES FOR ONLINE SEX WORKERS AND NSFW ARTISTS?
Literally, what the FUCK?
You incompetant, white supremacist enabling, shitty moderating, only-did-a-damn-thing-about-pedophiles-on-here-because-you-got-removed-from-the-app-store FUCKING SHITSTAINS.
How to keep your girl happy:
Step 1: Make her laugh. Step 2: Make her moan.
Step 3: Buy her food
Step 4: Fuck her hard
Step 5: trEAT her right
Step 6: Make her cum first
Step 7: Play with her hair until she falls asleep
Step 8: Text her back fast
Step 9: respect her
Step 10: make her feel special
Step 11: don’t lie to her
Step 12: Love her with all of your heart
Step 13: kiss her forehead
Step 14: hug her
Step 15 : stay.
Step 16: kiss her neck
Step 17: hold her hand in a difficult situation
Step 18: Be there for her, without thinking if she needs you or nah
Step 19: kiss her back slowly
step 20: don’t let her sleep without knowing you only want her.
Step 21: Support her goals.
Step 22: Exist.
Step 23: keep her alive
TRAVIS TITTIES ARE ILLEGAL
EXTREMELY ILLEGAL. SUPER BANNED
düüde what the fääck she can’t do that to you this is your space this is your ärëä