Vroom Vroom, Bitch

UNDER CO. Hello. What can I do for you, Mr.Stark? My name is Audi R8 e-tron but call me Audi. I was formerly a car owned by the Tony Stark. However that all changed when Loki came to Earth. Some of his magic affected many of Tony’s things, including me. Wanna go for a drive? M!A: None but accepting. FC: Rosie Huntington-Whitley [indie rp account for tony’s audi] created: may 13, 2013

[starksaudir8-blog]

ooc:

I am now FUMING because of the bastard with the 9/11 post.

Seriously? How could you even think that it was okay? Cause there is no fucking way that it is.

Go to hell you jackass.

[sxebaps]

R.I.P Tumblr

[mmilhouse]

LOL! because a website being bought by another company is EXACTLY the equivalent to a national disaster resulting in nearly 3,000 deaths! Great Post! 

[seudag]

fuck this shitty pathetic fucking website

[zachsilberberg]

what the hell man

[kingfreofasgard-deactivated2013]

//I don’t fucking find this funny in the least bit. God damn, what is wrong with people?

[xjusticier-archive-deactivated2]

[ This is just downright pathetic and disrespectful. ]

[wearehxre-deactivated20140728]

((Dude, that’s messed up. My dad worked in the Twin Towers. Plenty of people here might have traumatic memories from 9/11. Insensitive and a blatant disrespect to those who lost their lives on this day.))

[starksaudir8-blog]

// Whoever the fuck made this, fuck you. My god damn brother died in the 9/11 attack.

Fuck you.

[starksaudir8-blog]

+ 5 in the garage

[heavyliftingigor-blog]

  “That is what humans use to refuel themselves.”

[starksaudir8-blog]

"Weird. Well, where do we find it?"

[starksaudir8-blog]

+ 3 in the garage

[thegreatestmarksman]

  “You have to see what I’m coming from though. Cars don’t just come alive.” Clint insisted, shrugging a little.

[starksaudir8-blog]

"Are you telling me that a car becoming human is the weirdest thing that you have ever seen?"

[ironstarkster-deactivated201312]

Welcome to the Lab

[ironstarkster-deactivated201312]

  This time, Tony actually looks up at the sound of the unfamiliar voice, eyes widening at the sight of the very attractive stranger standing in the middle of his lab. “Well, hel-lo. And just who might you be?” 

[starksaudir8-blog]

"Your Audi." She told him honestly. "To be exact your white Audi R8 e-tron. The better one if you ask me." Audi gave a small smirk then took a few steps towards Tony. "I see you like how I look now that I'm human."

[captainfrozensoldier]

“I feel a little hyped up. I need something fun to do.” 

[starksaudir8-blog]

"Like what?"

[starlight-shinebright-blog]

Rosie Huntington Whiteley

[starksaudir8-blog]

Sexual Sunday? Like this?

[vsangelsandmodels-deactivated20]

[starksaudir8-blog]

+ 5 in the garage

[heavyliftingigor-blog]

  “Oh no, not gasoline per say. It’s a substance called food.”

[starksaudir8-blog]

"Food? What's that?"

[starksaudir8-blog]

+ 2 in the garage

[heartreactor-blog]

  That took him a moment to process at first and Tony found himself simply staring at the blond blankly. First, it was his suits. Now, it was his cars. What was next? The toaster oven? “Oh… um, o-okay.” Now suddenly realizing he had just checked out his own vehicle in the very same way he would eye a woman at the bar. that was a little awkward.  “Yeah, well… you’re not a car. At least , not anymore, so… you don’t have to hang around the garage.”

[starksaudir8-blog]

"Of course, sir." Audi bowed her head in a respectful manner before smiling. "Shall I sleep on the couch then?"

She took a few steps towards the exit but stopped to wait for Tony. "I hope you don't mind that I borrowed some of Pepper's clothes, sir. I didn't exactly have any when I first changed."

[starksaudir8-blog]

+ 3 in the garage

[thegreatestmarksman]

  Clint’s eyebrows furrowed. “Yeah, because cars come alive whenever they want.” He couldn’t help but roll his eyes at the thought. “Who are you really?”

[starksaudir8-blog]

"I told you. I'm formerly his car." Audi repeated with a small frown. "If you choose not to believe it then so be to. But I know the truth."

[starksaudir8-blog]

+ 1 in the garage

[ironherrerox]

  Tony slowly made his way down the workshop stairs and pressed his thumb to the lock waiting for the door to click open before he walked inside. His mouth dropped open slightly, a small bite of his burger still in his mouth when he saw the woman sat on her desk. “Uh…who are you and where did my Audi go?”

[starksaudir8-blog]

Audi glanced up, immediately smiling. "Oh! Good afternoon sir." She greeted before going to answer his question. "I am your Audi...now human. Don't ask as to how for I don't know either. But it's nice to see you."

[tincan-klutz]

—[ annotatedalice, rescue1616potts, starksaudir8, inconsolablyopendoor, shadesmarkxxiii, markxiv                                                           Are tняєαts. ]—

[tincan-klutz]

— { Processing…                                                    Processing…             Personnel Unι∂єntιfιє∂.} —

            “—Who are you, and what is your business here?”

[starksaudir8-blog]

"My name is Audi and I live here. You can stand down."

[floppykhaleesi-blog]

[ironstarkster-deactivated201312]

Welcome to the Lab

Tony spares his guest the briefest of glances up before returning to his work, staring intently at the half finished boot before him. “Need something?” 

[starksaudir8-blog]

"Hello Tony."

[callmethemechanic-deactivated20]

It's prom.

[callmethemechanic-deactivated20]

  Oh, yeah. I forgot you spent the endurance of your life doing time as an Audi. It’s fine.

We can wait to give you the sex talk, though. Maybe about seven years. 

[starksaudir8-blog]

The sex talk?