Spooky Bitch

She/Her

[anelegantlyrottingcorpse]

Hi Tumblr!

You can call me Zero (she/her). I am >18. I am in many fandoms including: An Interview With a Vampire, The Magnus Archives, Hannibal, and many more. I am interested in vulture culture and I am studying to be a biologist.

[perception-filter]

Remember: if they can regenerate it is completely okay to do as much brutality as you want because they'll just heal it away anyways ^_^

[anelegantlyrottingcorpse]

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

Watching Hannibal without subtitles is like

Hannibal: ajfddja jfadjanc akjf a God ndadieoa an cmnag Love eian hgcabn eihadjhfa iooen adhaj Europe

Will: nvmadn adh ajk eajke rhkjaejhas The Ripper akdjasdbf cnladshuebgb akda nc Dr. Lecter akfdan mkldai zhcnvjkekla my design akjdfkl;nc xhabdjk

LOUD AS FUCK BACKGROUND DRUMS: 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Jack Crawford, the only main character who talks at a normal volume and enunciates: We Are Going To Catch The Chesapeake Ripper (he is then silenced by the drums)

[anelegantlyrottingcorpse]

Art Fight

I just submitted my characters for my first time doing art fight! Here is my account: https://artfight.net/~JanePrentissOfficial

[sirenja-and-stag]

[sunny-side3]

iconic

[guerrillatech]

[hekatontarch]

[queertail]

The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:

12ft – Hop any paywall

Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.

[sola-whumping]

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

[mandy-malady]

12ft.io's been down for well over a year now, but here's some alternatives:

archive.ph

removepaywalls.com

(note the above might not work with adblockers or if you have JS disabled)

another method is to turn on reading move in your browser, using this button in the URL bar:

[me----irl]

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[inkanddragons]

Nobody is allowed to reblog this from me, I am evil

[coffee--spill]

Evil people deserve to be happy I think you have internalised evil-phobia

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

[neopolitanfox]

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

[trojanhorse8-2]

No they aren’t.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

[trojanhorse8-2]

OK yes they are.

[mr-deep-downer]

Dog

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Dog

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

[zarabithia12365-deactivated2022]

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

[birdsareblooming]

yeah they’re fluffye

[dacavendishtime]

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

[birdsareblooming]

checkmate athiests

[ajarofpickledtears]

fluffye

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

[stele3]

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

[lemon-badgeress]

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

[findingfeather]

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

[theknightlywolfe]

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

[thebelovedlion]

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

[porcupine-girl]

Tags via @jenroses

[gabyluvsxena]

sharks are smooth dogs

[grubby-gerblin]

BEHOLD, a SHARK

[bamboozled-bumblefuck]

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

[macklesufficient]

hard to swallow pills dot jpg. the reason people don’t like when you infodump about your uwu favorite things isn’t because they don’t like hearing about deep sea ecosystems or anime blorbos or whatever it may be. it’s because talking /at/ someone is selfish. have you asked the other person any questions? do you care what they have to say? would you willingly listen to them infodump the same way or would you (be honest) stand there and wait for your turn to talk? people not responding well to your tedtalk on the thing you like isn’t because they’re normies who hate ‘nerd stuff’, it’s because you have substituted conversation for verbal masturbation. hope this helps

[anelegantlyrottingcorpse]

Is it cannibalism if a letter eats a number?

[byjove]

damn. I can’t even point out the factually correct statement that boys and men are disproportionately affected by brain-eating amoeba infections without being called a misandrist and a bioessentialist. I don’t think men have a biological imperative to swim in infected water, I think we live in a society that teaches young boys that safety is for pussies and you should be willing to do gross stuff because that is what makes you a boy. I vividly recall having to go out to feed the dog as a kid and doing it barefoot, being disgusted by the slimy algae feeling of the damp brick porch and my dad laughing at me and essentially telling me I can’t be a man because I thought it was icky and expressed disgusted.

[byjove]

the enforcement of the ‘you must hold down your disgust response and behave contrary to your survival’ sort of toxic masculinity is so strong that guys will pressure other guys into eating live animals on a dare or jumping into stagnant water. the stagnant water one especially, my dad was pressured to jump into an abandoned swimming pool in November in the 1980s as a frat pledge.

[byjove]

even worse, men will see a highly toxic and very adorable newt and eat it

[catticry]

Anatomy of The Archivist 👁

You try to listen for their heartbeat, but all you hear is the faint hissing of a running tape.

[petefoxshend-deactivated2018062]

“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay

[greyramblings]

“GMOs”? Are we talking seeds that grow sterile plants and patenting genetic modifications then destroying any competition no matter how small they are? Or are we talking life saving rice with vitamin a to make sure kids don’t go blind in regions not suited for other high vit a veg? … or are we talking about your chidoodle?

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

Conversely, “alternative medicines”? Are we talking the traditional practices of non-Western societies which have an ancient history of being the cultural tools that allowed communities to take care of the health of their members and are nowadays rigorously studied within these communities to adapt them to the needs of the contemporary life, and can offer important prompts to modern medicine? Or are we talking about a white woman who traveled to India twice, followed a five-hour seminar and knows everything about inner energies now

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[therobotmonster]

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

[dejavudreamer7]

Felt like these tags belonged too well to be left alone @asteroidtroglodyte

[roshancampbell]

Merry Christmas dear Fannibals!!

[rabbiteclair]

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

[anelegantlyrottingcorpse]