Whether doing good or evil I'm the boss.

[beardedmrbean]

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[nosnexus]

Hey, YOU KNOW IT!

City Council of Darkness episode 7

[anxietyproblem]

[chaoticgouda]

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

[fieldbears]

and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name

[artemis-in-space]

“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”

[flaskrobonoid]

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

[kurhanchyk]

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

[anthonybourdyke]

[deceasedcardinal]

[beardedmrbean]

[ieafy]

friendly neighbourhood Skitty

[manuciruja]

I think it's insane that even in the most leftist and "progressive" spaces the idea of equating morality with looks is alive and present and no one fucking bats an eye at it. like racists and mysoginysts are always portrayed as fat and hairy and generally unkept, as a contrast to the morally good and attractive leftists of course; people will have no problem being genuinely fucking awful about someone's appearance if they're deemed to be a "bad person". and the worst part is you point all of this out and people act like you're reading too much into things like no dude you gotta start using your brain more

[mxjackparker]

Don't leave your friends and even acquaintances to go to the hospital alone. If they don't have someone already going with them and don't explicitly tell you they don't want you there, go to advocate for them. Outcomes for sick people change dramatically when they have someone else there to observe doctors (making them know they can't get away with negligence) and note symptoms from an outside perspective.

Going to the hospital is scary and even someone totally unprepared to be a medical advocate or physical support will be better than nothing, purely from their presence. You can grab food, be there with your phone to search if theirs dies, go in search of a doctor, distract them from pain or discomfort... go with them.

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[hydra-keeper]

bilbo baggins

[grungekitty-77]

It's happening again, so just to remind everyone:

TUMBLR ADS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO AUTO-PLAY AUDIO! THAT IS A BUG AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT!

"This ad is auto-playing audio" is literally on the drop down menu for reporting an ad. Tumblr isn't trying to implement this! Don't protest this "new policy", cause it's not one.

Report the broken ads.

Thank you.

[cottageblossoms]

Oh Key

[sarahreesbrennan]

He’s trying his worst, okay.

[basyacriptid]

uhhhh littol marketable bag creechurs

say hi to purse pals!

they here to keep your stuff safe and they really passionate about it!!!

other basic info:

- shapes of purse and what they mean

- colors of purse

- cleaning of purse

hope we interested you in our product, and remember! dont put organics or alive beings into the purse since its body thinks its food and proceeds to digests it!

[salamansir]

What do these cretures eat basya??

[basyacriptid]

everything organic!!!! They originaly were carnivore but with domestication their digestive system became less picky and started procces everything organic people gave em!

i myself think burgers are wonderfull food source for purses. They perfect shape for them to just swallow whole you know

tho your purse still may have some difficulties with digesting some kinds of food! if you dont know what your purse cant eat, dont worry, their body reject bad foods before it can do any harm

my lactose intolerant son🤲