just some guy 😍

24, he/him/él, gnc bi trans guy, married to the most beautiful woman ever ♡ 💉6-9-19💉 dni if you're truscum or a terf / swerf

[thereforealiar]

much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

[sexybritishllama]

one of the most frustrating things about getting a job is that after you go through the absolute hellscape that is applying and interviewing and you finally prove yourself worthy of having employment, you'll end up in the workforce and realise that 90% of the people with jobs are not actually very good at them. so like why was all of that even so hard

[memorycycle]

she yank on it till i die

[cosmicanger]

[bumblebeebats]

Love when some stupid bullshit app i was forced to install for a singular purpose even though i knew i'd never use it again in my life has the audacity to send me a notification and remind me of its pathetic existence like You fool. had you kept silent, i might have allowed you to languish, forgotten, on the third page of my homescreen for another few months. but no, you simply couldn't resist. "☀️ Mornings are brighter with Zippadee! 😊✨" i'll shoot you like a dog

[lamignonette]

[run-florist-run]

Puzzle purse love tokens from 1790 to 1816

[draconym]

I love the timeless appeal of dragons across cultures. What if a lizard were really big and could fly. Crowd goes wild.

[centipedefriends]

god forbid i update my boyfriend on what im doing while hes at work

[speedlimit15]

Can they PLEASE offer kitchen appliances in 8 glamorous colors to choose from again

[conspiracydawg]

the funny thing about socializing cats at the animal shelter is that it can sometimes be quite difficult to tell the difference between a cat who's very scared, but unwilling to move or hiss, and will strike or bite if you touch them, and a cat who's a little scared and unwilling to move, but doesn't mind being touched. which means that sometimes I go through the whole process of acclimating a cat to my hand being in their kennel, getting them used to my hand as a moving object, slowly making my way closer and closer to them, testing which angles of approach bother them the least, and eventually making contact, only for the cat to look at me like "thanks for finally petting me. are you stupid or something?"

[fuckyeah2000s]

this is actually legitness

[scrungly420]

Gotta add the spiritual successor (among us medallion) + live among us reaction

[dogpuppy]

[himynameisemail]

[batbetbitbotbut]

Safety first!

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[annie-maria12]

So true

[the-worm-man]

call that a skill issue. i have all 5 😎

[the-worm-man]

ok you’re not gonna believe this. but my advisor

[magpiegirlforever]

pickup line: do you think i’m worthy of being saved

[scrupulosity-comics]

title of this is just ‘lesbian sex’

[scrupulosity-comics]

lot of terfs have been reblogging this so I may as well publicly state that the woman on the right is modeled with permission after my transfemme friend. if you relate to it as strongly as many of you claim in the tags I urge you to reflect upon that with empathy and compassion about the depth of experiences you truly do share with trans women.

otherwise fuck off I guess. my art is not fuel for your hatred.