Pilot-0rpheus @pilot-0rpheus - Tumblr Blog

he-sees-dem0ns

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

kispa151

this one blew up on twitter like crazy

handlerschis

Whenever a hound ignores the obvious warnings and messages me, I keep track.

How many messages until they beg me to take their leash.

The average is ten. I bet you can do worse.

pilot-0rpheus

Is this a challenge or a statement? probably both lol

heathers-magical-forest

sent these texts to my friend,right, immediately after finishing chapter 5 of rescue hound.

Holy hell I just finished chapter 5 of rescue hound Omg I need it so bad. Jesus fuckjng cheist Word cannot express I can't hardly spell rigth. Dear fis God Dear god Ahhhggghghhggghhhghhdhdhdhdhh God I need a therapist. Holy fucking mother fukcer I maybe should not ve resign rhis Not be reading this I wanna cut myself, and cry my heart out, and get beaten to death, and get absolutely railed, and slaughter an entire battlefield of enemies, all at the same tjm3 Good lord these feelinga Ahhahhahahhnjnj I'm gonna try to go to bed

pilot-0rpheus

...ladies and dogs, we got another one ;3

#warhound #rescue hound #hound/handler #mechsploitation #houndposting

plommysartha

I would be WAY too horny to pilot a mech

snapdragon-rawrz

so this is basically hwo it is

tgirl-tamag0tchi

Combat can turn into sex.

sailatina3

Basically its this:

1. Yes I think tgirls should be allowed and even encouraged to transition. And while it is true to say that you don't necessarily need to do certain physical changes to call yourself a girl, often times this sentiment is shared to downplay the importance of transition and even coerce girls away from it. So I think its vital to actively support, encourage, and assist in full medical and physical transition instead of mere platitudes of "you dont have to transition to be heckin valid!"

2. That said holy FUCK would it kill you to be normal about girls with dicks?

henghost

crossposting since rho isn't really on tumblr like that

instabilitylili

I love you unwell elf girl

instabilitylili

I love you unwell elf girl (in manga form)

wolfpuppymutt

zoerrr

Girl who jacks into ur neural port while u make out

neo-pussy-deactivated20250705

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

verloonati-deactivated20260305

traaansfem

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

neo-pussy-deactivated20250705

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

featherboabear

dumbtrannybitch

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

commas-georg

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

prismatic-bell

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

pixelmason

poppy-the-hound

Cleaning your rifle is fun

Until your handler interrupts you by pushing you against the wall of your quarters.

Until her hand closes around your throat and her other hand slides under your shirt.

Until you end up on the ground with her towering over you while she's trying to get rid of your belt and then your pants.

Until your hands are pinned over your head and the barrel of your anti material rifle ends up inside if you while you're whining and desperately trying to get it deeper.

Untill your screams as and moans fill the entire kennel and you hear the other hounds howling and scratching on the walls because they want to be next.

Actually, cleaning your rifle is always fun