STARLINGSTRUCK

INDEPENDENT RP BLOG FOR JIM STARLING (DUCKTALES 2017)

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THEY WANT GRIM AND GRITTY, HUH?

...HAPPY TO PLAY THE PART!

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happy birthday jim

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Would you go into space?

"No."

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I hope you are alive and not Dead <3

"That's all a matter of perspective."

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what was your favorite tv show as a kid?

"I didn't watch TV that often."

"More of a comic-type kid."

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NEGADUCK CHALLENGE: stop breathing until mr beast follows your blog

"I don't know who that is."

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Instead of striking with the teeth of his saw, Negaduck waited for them to stop spinning, glaring intensely at Rin.

...And then he smacked Rin across the face with the flat side of the blade.

[aonokumura]

🌀 "GUH-"

"YOW! The hell was that for?!"

And Rin aims a kick towards the same flat side of the blade; a kick with the force of a truck intending to send it flying upwards into the heavens. 🐈‍⬛

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The saw is, perhaps unfortunately, kicked right into its wielder's face, and Negaduck collapsed to the ground.

Looks like Rin may have killed him! Hooray!

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"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"

Negaduck revvs his chainsaw. "YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT BRAINS?!" Maybe Rin SHOULDN'T anger the chainsaw-wielding maniac.

[aonokumura]

🌀 "Ah-"

"Bwah....haha! You know exactly what I mean! You're no different than a pigeon waddling after someone with a sandwich hoping for crumbs!" And of course he does exactly what he shouldn't do, proving he is very much lacking in the brains department. 🐈‍⬛

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Instead of striking with the teeth of his saw, Negaduck waited for them to stop spinning, glaring intensely at Rin.

...And then he smacked Rin across the face with the flat side of the blade.

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@aonokumura: "It might help if you didn't chase people with them."

"Well."

"I wouldn't chase them if they didn't run."

[aonokumura]

🌀 "Tch... typical bird brain behavior." 🐈‍⬛

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"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"

Negaduck revvs his chainsaw. "YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT BRAINS?!" Maybe Rin SHOULDN'T anger the chainsaw-wielding maniac.

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what kind of tragedy are you?

doomed from the start

there was no way of winning, and you knew it too. but you still tried. you tried again and again and again to change it. you fought tooth and claw to change your fate, but she cannot be easily manipulated. it’s not your fault. the game was always rigged against you. from the moment you entered the narrative, your fate was sealed. you didn’t stand a chance.

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❛ i don’t get enough credit for acting far less insane than i actually am. ❜ - Darkwing

Internet Starters

"Likewise."

"I haven't been nearly as villainous as I could be. Maybe it's about time to stop holding back..."

[calliesmemes]

YET ANOTHER ROUNDUP OF ASOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF

ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET, including quotes from Tumblr, Pinterest, TikTok, and X (formerly known as Twitter), for when a muse wants to be a bit silly <333

CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.

SPECIFY muse for multimuses.

❛ I am not merely a clown; I’m the entire damn circus! ❜

❛ I will bite you if you continue this behavior. ❜

❛ Being a dramatic ass bitch isn’t a personality trait; it’s a lifestyle! ❜

❛ Trauma? Oh … you mean, my lore? ❜

❛ why must I cite sources? is it not enough to just say ‘trust me, bro’? ❜

❛ sorry for being a perfect sweetie and a genius it will likely happen again. ❜

❛ forget about touching grass; I need to touch WATER I NEED TO GO INTO THE OCEAN I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!! ❜

❛ I’m attracted to men with muppet energy and no i will not be explaining. ❜

❛ you want me to make friends with people? the thing that killed julius caesar? ❜

❛ what’s your birthstone? mine is rock bottom. ❜

❛ I absolutely hate that I’m not bioluminescent. Pathetic. ❜

❛ ohhhhh my god i have got to stop mourning the past or whatever. ❜

❛ you expect me to act like a normal human being? I’m wearing a turtleneck! ❜

❛ i don’t struggle with same sex attraction I’m actually very good at it. ❜

❛ unfortunately i often find out without even getting the chance to fuck around. ❜

❛ I’m bisexual which means that I’m attracted to anybody who can defeat me in physical combat. ❜

❛ all anyone needs to know about me is that i’m a dumbass and i love women. ❜

❛ sorry but philosophers aren’t impressive i came up with stuff like that when i was 12. ❜

❛ I pay my own bills; I can cuss all I want! ❜

❛ I don’t have rizz; I have sad eyes and a weird presence. ❜

❛ my demons are chasing me and they’re doing the Naruto run. ❜

❛ honey we are ALL doomed by the narrative. it's not that serious. have some fun with it. ❜

❛ dating me is like interviewing a psych ward patient. ❜

❛ being a girl with very large brown eyes comes with great responsibility. ❜

❛ i’m autistic in ways that you can’t even begin to imagine. ❜

❛ being a loser may be a phase to you but its a lifestyle for me. ❜

❛ entering a magical portal in the woods would fix me. ❜

❛ I’m lonely but not in a hot mysterious way; more like in a pathetic way. ❜

❛ life is so unserious just say womp womp and move on! ❜

❛ you’re vibing? In this economy? ❜

❛ just because I’m small doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass. ❜

❛ my primary motivators are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. ❜

❛ sorry about the chaos; I needed attention. ❜

❛ WHAT IS UP GIRL you look foreboding and malicious! ❜

❛ baby i can be your problematic bi wife. ❜

❛ i don’t think any of you understand how important i am to the plot. ❜

❛ what if we are both red flags? what then? ❜

❛ any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit. ❜

❛ my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater. ❜

❛ i have a phd in Loving The Color Pink And Also Glitter. ❜

❛ being a menace to society is a full time job and I am dedicated. ❜

❛ my life has been a bouquet of oopsie daisies. ❜

❛ i survive on spite, anxiety, and blasphemy. ❜

❛ if you’re not obsessed with me, why would I wanna be with you? ❜

❛ the hottest thing a man can be is a little afraid of me. ❜

❛ my love language is being a hater. ❜

❛ i don’t get enough credit for acting far less insane than i actually am. ❜

❛ the A in my name stands for always right. ❜

❛ Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and I will continue to be rebellious until he does so. ❜

❛ I’ll see a man with long hair and then remember that I’m not above temptations of the flesh. ❜

❛ i’m going to be honest with you I’m not going to be honest with you. ❜

❛ stop asking me if I’m ok I’ll literally make out with you. ❜

❛ part of my masculine charm is that I’m literally insane. ❜

❛ are you sure those are demons bro? or are they consequences from the choices you made? ❜

❛ i do not identify as a boy or a girl. i identify as a nuisance, an irritant, a fool, and a problem. ❜

❛ praying on someone’s downfall isn’t enough i need to participate in it. ❜

❛ we all need to chill. i won’t do it first but it’s something i noticed. ❜

❛ not to sound like a Victorian woman suffering from hysteria but going to the sea would fix me. ❜

❛ the silly goose convention called; they asked if you could be their keynote speaker. ❜

❛ i deserve unrestricted access to old castles and old churches i want to know all the secrets. ❜

❛ doesn’t matter if you’re cringe or based we’re all just here to suffer. ❜

❛ I’m no longer comedic relief I’m now serious panic. ❜

❛ this is getting difficult to romanticize. ❜

❛ done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness needs a sword. ❜

❛ i am God’s silliest experiment. ❜

❛ i’m very vulnerable right now if anyone wants to take advantage of me. ❜

❛ sorry i overshared do you still think im hot? ❜

❛ I can yap for days and still maintain my air of mystery. ❜

❛ good luck sending me mixed signals; I don’t even understand normal ones. ❜

❛ not all of your life decisions have to be smart. some can be purely for cinematic value. ❜

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i miss him

he's so fucking ugly

[fusionfall-adeline]

"...O...O-Okay, I guess that makes sense. Like how, how some kids one day want to ride their bike to school and then their skateboard another day."

This old man really needed a new hobby...And maybe some therapy too-

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"Yeah, it's exactly like that."

"Except with chainsaws."

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@aonokumura: "It might help if you didn't chase people with them."

"Well."

"I wouldn't chase them if they didn't run."

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"You know, I never get to show off my chainsaw collection."

"When I bring one out, it's always 'please don't hurt me' and 'I have a family!'"

[fusionfall-adeline]

"Gee, I wonder why." Even she didn't really like looking at the weapon, and she was closer to Negaduck than most.

"You have more than one of those things?"

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"Of course I do."

"Why wouldn't I?"

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"Well...just, why do you need more than one? Shouldn't one chainsaw be more than enough?"

Though she guessed it was helpful to have multiple if one broke on you.

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"Well, I like to have options."

"Maybe one day I want an electric chainsaw, and another I want one that runs on gas. Maybe I'm in the mood to use something jagged and covered in rust. I like the variety."

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thought more about the server thing. i like roleplaying on discord. so #yolo. there might be a very small mutuals only roleplay server for funsies in the future. this could either be #yay or the worst mistake of my life. or it'll die in 2 days. who knows. like if u are interested