Embrace Tranquility

Male | 29 | Gay | California | 👬🌈 Just gimme that gay shit and I'll be content. Just posts and reblogs of whatever I feel like.

[retrogamingblog2]

Phantump Planters made by Moonswift

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

what appears to be gay sex happening in the Tumblr TV banner

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

One of them appears to be nude and the other one might have those adidas pants on but boy they are going at it.

[yiffmaster]

finally this website is coming back

[antisolanum]

It's like wall-e finding the sprouting plant

[bunneis-archive]

[difty-dift]

are you fucking serious

[illusioncanthurtme]

Oh FUCK OFF

[bunneis-archive]

so theres more

[instant-oatmeal]

[surprisebitch]

oh they knew what they were doing

[stinkylittlegnome]

[angel-demiel]

[iamsupport]

have you watched Fire Island (2022) yet?

No I have not

[cosmicwar]

“commandeered” bruce that’s just stealing. bruce that’s grand theft auto. bruce.

[jordisstigander]

You're an ordinary Gotham citizen, about to get into your car. Suddenly, Batman runs up to you.

"I need to borrow your car!"

"Wha-"

"I need to help Robin!"

"I've got work -"

Batman throws you a set of keys and points to the Batmobile. You wordlessly hand over your keys.

"Thanks!" he yells, jumping behind the wheel, "I'll return with the car or a better replacement vehicle in 12 hours!"

You drive the Batmobile to work. You realize you forgot your parking pass. No one seems to mind. No one gets much work done that shift, either.

The next morning you leave your apartment to find your car back in your parking spot. The tank is full and the oil has been changed. There are flowers and a gift card in the passenger seat. You don't know how Batman switched the keys.

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

You are Two Face in traffic and in your rear view mirror you see Batman crouched like a grandma behind the wheel of a bight pink muscle car.

[mclennonyaoi]

love saying i’ve been getting really into mundane normal things as if they’re a new undiscovered hobby. been getting really into pudding cups lately.

[bungerc0re]

been getting really into Beatles yaoi recently

[mclennonyaoi]

sure. why not. been getting really into beatles yaoi recently. it doesn’t fucking matter. only made a cute post i thought we would all like about pudding. and now it’s about beatles yaoi. sure. whatever. been getting really into beatles yaoi. is that the response you wanted. congrats. you got it. fucking beatles yaoi.

[rabblerowser]

Time to resurrect our mother Al

35L water

20kg Carbon

4L ammonia

1.5kg lime

800g phosphorus

250g salt

100g saltpeter

80g sulfur

trace amounts of 15 other elements

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[autismsubway-remade]

[erikapurringtnn]

Τοπίο στην ομίχλη landscape in the mist (1988), theo angelopoulos

[jasonttodd]

#where is it going

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

[bentrollio]

Do I get bitches? Idk, do I own a cat shaped charcuterie board with mouse cheese knife?

[ramtiger]

[bentrollio]

post CANCELLED everyone GET OUT

[bentrollio]

IM BEING CRUCIFIED LIKE CHRIST

[lobotomizedskull]

[patchworkxs]

is this seat taken

[giratina-and-the-skys-bouquet]

where giratina

[al3xand]

He's the therapist

[patchworkxs]

he sure is

[adobe-outdesign]

Hey have you seen the new pokedex entries for Gothielle???

What the fcuk.

I wish I could be even half as goth as this bitch that goes goes around showing people the inevitable heat death of the universe

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool

[pakabear]

there’s no way that’s real

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

@pakabear bro i can assure you absolutely every line in this compilation is fucking real and aired on a children’s television show

[catchymemes]

[undercover-witch]

Reminds me of this story:

[kvotheunkvothe]

I just love her stomping on the notebook at the end, comedy gold

[tapatiopapi]

When another gay is hired at your job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

[dragonite-master]

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

[meatprincess]

When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

[richardalexanderrr]

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap

[shadyrican]

This all happened at Lush.

[tonyalmeida]