[starloots]

huge win for gender equality: my gf just acted as immaturely as my ex-bfs!

[starloots]

do christans know that their religion is kinda giving bdsm

[starloots]

? don’t bring that freaky shit near me

[starloots]

do christans know that their religion is kinda giving bdsm

[starloots]

the penne alla vodka i just made is bat mitzvah good…..who gotta cousin turning 13, i offer friends and family discounts

[starloots]

i love james baldwin but his books punch me in the gut

[3000s]

till the vape tastes like robot surgery

[slaughterhousebrutality]

i'm like if a hedonist didn't derive pleasure out of anything

[starloots]

the tell-tale-heart gotta be like top 10 stories of all time

[mrsterlingeverything]

I bought a timer lock box for my weed pen. I will be high in 7 days and 1 minute

[mrsterlingeverything]

[starloots]

james baldwin had so much rage. the rage!!! don’t forget the rage

[lucylehane]

Wrong response?

The Birdcage (1996)

[starloots]

i hope this isn’t too vulgar but i may get into butt plugs

[starloots]

i hate plastic surgery. i hate that people don’t like their faces. imagine looking in the mirror and hating your face. and then looking in the mirror and seeing a new one. and then people treat you better because of the new one. it’s very sad.

[dogpuppy]

[fluentisonus]

looking at jobs is like vintage toothpick sorter entry level immediate start ..... wow maybe I could be a vintage toothpick sorter.... *starts to envision a future where I am deeply involved in vintage toothpick sorting* *scrolls down* "5 years vintage toothpick sorting required Minimum!" *my dreams of vintage toothpick sorting dissolve into dust"

[starloots]

there were no purples in my fruit snacks today….is the company going broke?

[starloots]

posted something on reddit about Venezuela and my app started glitching #IAmNotThatImportantForAllThat