Evan naps, 2006
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Evan naps, 2006
here comes the airplane
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If Utena Tenjou ate a lithium-ion battery, she would turn into an electric car, not an airplane.
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Thats not what "here comes the airplane" is referring to. The phrase "here comes the airplane" is something parents (supposedly) say when feeding fussy infants. The joke is that it looks like someone is gently feeding her a battery, not that a battery causes airplanes or whatever yall thought
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The phrase “Here comes the airplane” is spoken by parents while feeding their babies batteries, so that their babies can become airplanes. Becoming an airplane is considered good because it is a high-paying job. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
If you were on a plane about to crash and there was only one parachute, which member of The Beatles would you give it to?
Paul Simon
Yoko Ono
George Michael
Patrick Starr
ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles
Nancy, March 3,1952
THOMAS CROMWELL AFFIRMATIONS:
NOW GET UP
THE BLACKSMITH MAKES HIS OWN TOOLS
STALL FOR TIME, BRIBE PEOPLE, AND IF NEED BE MAKE A STRATEGIC RETREAT
DON'T ASK DON'T GET
THERE IS NO TALENT THAT I POSSESS THAT ENGLAND CANNOT USE.
IT'S TIME I SAID MY PRAYERS
PUT AN EDGE ON IT
you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!
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note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make
(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)
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"This thing of darkness I acknowledge mine" is such a banger line that you'd think it would be from Vergil or Homer not some popular garbage they put on at the Globe
Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real
Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane
The court jester's curt gesture
hi guys i live in brooklyn now. do you want to see the creepy mirror
mirror in question is underneath this weird-yet-endearing little shelf in my apartment. i'm like 80% sure it was put there for sex reasons. but if anyone knows other reasons why one might put a mirror under a downward-facing shelf, i am all ears
behold
can't believe it's been two whole years with my beloved/beloathed Sex Mirror. re-signed the lease for another year let's make it three baby
"Everything Appears as it is: Infinite" by Alex Dodge
THOG MOBILE
I mean given geometry and geography it basically makes sense but it's weird that both nyc airports are in queens. No Brooklyn, no bronx? What are the odds. Queens should lean into it more. Queens: your ticket out. Queens: gateway to the City. No one shall enter or exit except through Her. We don't talk about newark
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Random stinging pain in my neck 👀
atacked by my #MindWasp
Can you put those things on a leash please
Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho
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