Star Trek is for losers

Peter Quill. What an A hole. {Group Affiliated / Indie Friendly Peter Quill!616 vl 3 blog} Housing: Tony Starks Mansion Rank: Citizen - element gun and the ability to shoot water, fire and ice up to three times a day.

[starlorrds-blog]

“BBQ today! O say can you see!!”

[demoninabottle]

“Not all the time, only when it fits the mood and if they compliment my figure. Bingo, we have a winner, didn’t take you that long to figure that out!”

[starlorrds-blog]

“How do you sex it up in dresses?”           “how often?”                  “Do you shave?”                      “I missed a lot being away from Terra.” 

[starlorrds-blog]

“I’m going to start a raptor farm with dinosaurs.”                 “One day I will ride along them on my bike”

[xhellblazing]

✡— “Not summoning the devil, ‘andsome. Just trying to work  up communications to the other side. Ain’t working though… No matter how much blood I use for this bollocks.” 

[starlorrds-blog]

“Thats a lotta blood housebuddy. Where you get it?” 

[wingheadcaptain]

★— “……….”

“We don’t talk about Tony and his Illuminati pals, not in this house, not under this roof. In fact, you  know what would be great? Not mentioning the word ‘Illuminati’.” 

[starlorrds-blog]

“WHAAAAAAAAAAAA”                “Don’t hit me Steve! Just because the Illuminati are the real rulers!” 

[demoninabottle]

“Fine, you can be the best man in a dress, this wedding is going to be crazy enough anyway. And come on, I’ve been in dresses before, I’m not wearing one in my wedding day. I doubt that Steve would be into it either. in the bedroom, however, it’s a whole new different deal.”

[starlorrds-blog]

“You wear dresses in the bedroom?”           “But why? If you’re naked?”                                 “...Roleplay?”

[wingheadcaptain]

★— “When exactly is Tony not here? You realise he’s  always in his lab downstairs, and there’s a high probability  that he’s listening to this conversation right now.”  

[starlorrds-blog]

“Is tony the Illuminati?”

[demoninabottle]

“Okay, okay, fair enough, the trip to space was amazing.”

“Nobody’s wearing a dress at the wedding unless you want to be a bridesmaids, you will look pretty.”

[starlorrds-blog]

“It’s not a wedding unless there is A dress.”                   “What does this mean I get to be a bridesmade?”                                                “I thought I was BEST MAN since Spider-kid is useless and abandoned you” 

[starlorrds-blog]

“House buddy? Why are you summoning the devil?”

[wingheadcaptain]

★— “Last I recall it wasn’t your house, Peter. I don’t think Tony would be too pleased at you saying that it is…” 

[starlorrds-blog]

“Totally my house. I own the place while he isn’t here.” 

[demoninabottle]

"You know, I almost forgot that you live in here, I passed by your room and it…smelled really bad, to say the least. And hey, Cap just proposed, he better not hear you talking about weddings so early..!"

[starlorrds-blog]

“I let you on my SHIP once do not               forget that Tone! C’mon, let’s talk                                  about cake and dresses and suits.” 

[aramzs]

I didn’t think it was possible to like Peter Quill’s musical taste even more in the comics than in the movie, but there you go. 

[starlorrds-blog]

"You have finally moved back into                      the crib del Star-Lord Cap?" 

[starlorrds-blog]

"So Tony. Where is my invite for best man at your wedding?" 

[sndkffdoirierreire-deactivated2]

[xhellblazing]

#demoninabottle#{John agreed too}

John nods in approval at selling Tony’s house because the hot blond prince of Spartax asked him to. Did I mention he’s a hot blond prince?  

[starlorrds-blog]

"New roomie has good taste." 

[demoninabottle]

"Peter, you live in my house and don’t have a single penny, my checkbook is worth more than you."

"10 million dollars for my boyfriend.”

[starlorrds-blog]

"How much is your house worth Tony?" 

             "I BID TONY STARKS MANSION."                        "PROBS WORTH MORE THAN 10 MILLION AMIRIGHT?"