tangled & tied, now & forever

Harris | 30 | he/him eyeballs to entrails, my sweet

[deanfertita]

Josh: We're not related, Mike! But we're a kind of a family. Dean: Yeah, we fight. Josh: No we don't, Dean! [x]

[borgialucrezia]

THE DEATH DAY OF JUAN BORGIA (June 14, 1497)

Alexander VI was distraught, shutting himself away in a room in grief and anguish of heart, weeping most bitterly.... From the Wednesday evening until the following Saturday morning, he ate and drank nothing, whilst from Thursday morning to Sunday, he was quiet for no minute of any hour. On the Monday, June 19, the pope made a solemn announcement at a special consistory called for that morning:

"The Duke of Gandía is dead. A greater calamity could not have befallen us for we bore him unbounded affection. Life has lost all interest for us. It must be that God punishes us for our sins, for the Duke has done nothing to deserve so terrible a fate."

"The murder of Lucrezia's brother Juan, struck her with particular force. Not only was she attached to the handsome young braggart, there had also been a scheme for Juan to take her with him when he returned to Spain, that magical land which loomed so large in the Borgia consciousness. Had she been taken out of Rome's festering atmosphere, her entire life probably would have changed."

[lady-of-the-harbour]

I’d like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who showed me these moves.

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE — 2006, dir. Jonathan Dayton & Valerie Faris

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[fuckyeahtroyvanleeuwen]

photos by Thomas Rabsch

[asblackfades]

would you guys take me seriously if i said that these are the outfits of his that honestly get me through the days

[stvr-shaped]

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[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design. so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?

[acecroft]

RUSSELL CROWE as Max Skinner in A Good Year (2006)

[luminiesbackup]

favorite quote + asoiaf/got (for @durmstrang ♡)

“He is no true knight, but he saved me all the same,” she told the Mother. “Save him if you can, and gentle the rage inside him.” 

[glassroyalballs]

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[deanfertita]

it is so quiet in the USMNT tag 😭 rip to my original tumblr fandom altho I'm sure it has been dead for a while

[grevenz]

Im a nonthreatening feminist boy, come talk to me on Skype! talk to me on skype about your problems as a woman i sympathize i’m taking womens studies. I took women’s studies I know what ‘systematic’ means. Man I’m so horny today. Sorry. I’m sorry. I feel so bad. I just came out and said it. Inappropriate. What do you like to do when you’re horny? One feminist to another. Just normal feminist over here. What do you think of this unlabelled image of my cock? I sent it to you titled “image.PNG”. Are you surprised by its girth? I apologize. How rude of me. I’m so sorry. I really need to get better at this I’m sorry. I’m learning so much. All humans must go through growth and I know that better than anyone, I mean I’m in a women’s studies class right now. Liveblogging my women’s studies class.

[bebemoon]

versace rtw spring 2o23, mfw .

[aneurins-barnard]

BERTIE CARVEL as ADAM DALGLIESH DALGLIESH // 1.01 Shroud for a Nightingale Part 1

[juunipupu]

Knights in Love

[losthavenmine]

The Nice Guys (2016)