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TEXT: RACHEL ⇄ NORAH

norah: he sent me a picture of his ass

norah: bare ass. like ass you wiped as a baby, ass.

RACHEL: Oh dear lord.

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TEXT: RACHEL ⇄ JESSE

RACHEL: I have the absolute worst headache. Nothing seems to be helping.

RACHEL: I'm starting to wonder if Sue Sylvester is poking her voodoo doll.

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mamaxkitkat·:

“Thanks, Rachel! Should have gone for a whole darn Glee Club, but we’re hoping we have time for at least one more member.”

“There’s always time! Have one or two more maybe, adopt ten! You could start a family band.”

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mamaxkitkat·:

“The trying is fun and all, especially when we haven’t had alone time like this since high school, but nothing is going to top bringing our fourth little waffle home someday soon.”

“Trying for another baby?! Kitty, that’s wonderful! I’m so happy for the two of you, you’re wonderful parents and that baby will be beyond lucky.”

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TEXT: RACHEL ⇄ NORAH

norah: mommmmm

norah: chris traumatized me

norah: so now i need you to beat his ass

RACHEL: Oh goodness.

RACHEL: What has he done now?

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jesseofthestjames·:

“Would you think any less of me if I said I kind of just want to get rid of the kids and steal you away to New York so I can have you all to myself? Because the thought of it being just us for a little while sounds like utter heaven. That way they don’t have to go with us if they don’t want to. 

“Jesse! As romantic as that sounds, we do need to be mindful. I hate the thought of being away from the twins for their last high school summer but I feel like that’s probably how they’d prefer it. I think.. As long we make sure everyone involved is pleased, we can come to a conclusion that benefits us all. Your brother could keep popping in on the twins, Norah of course is fine by herself... We might could have some quality alone time if it all spans out.”

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madisonxmeeks·:

“Well if you have any that have Mason and I in it, of course that’s the one I would love to see first!”

“Noted! I think we should have a party soon where we all drink wine and look through yearbooks.”

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jesseofthestjames·:

“So I’ve been wanting to run something by you. I know things are sort of on the rocks lately, and I have no idea how you’re going to take this..or if you’ll even agree to it, but how would you feel about moving to New York with Norah and I for the summer? I really don’t like the idea of being away from you for so long, and I know Norah would love to have you there with us. We can bring Chanel and have this be a family thing.”

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“I think.. It could be nice. I miss New York, but we’d have to see how the rest of the kids feel about it. I don’t want to force Chanel and Chandler into it if they’re not willing so I think all five of us need to sit down and really discuss this.”

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ha-kurt·:

“I’m sorry, what do you mean by mending things? You’re not seriously thinking of taking him back after what he did, are you?” 

“Kurt, I know it may seem foolish but I still love him. We’re working on things, slowly but surely. I think we can save our family... He and I both are willing to put in the work to do it.”

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chance-weston·:

“I just hate the idea of someone cracking me back into place.”

“It’s really scary if you’re not used to it, but maybe give it a try? I promise I won’t say I told you so if you end up loving it.”

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ha-kurt·:

“I suppose I can accept having a healthy level amount of caution, all things considered. Oh, Rachel – I love you dearly, but that really doesn’t shock me al that much.” 

“I was upset, but not shocked. It wasn’t too long after I found out about Jesse and his... Well, no sense in dragging it up again. We’re mending things.”

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tinascohenchang·:

“That’s the whole point. Besides, our little group is too well versed in the realm of disasters after everything we went through in high school, don’t you think? Hey, don’t diss my armwarmers, Berry. They were cool. Kind of. You had reindeer sweaters! Oh god, my glee audition. Let’s not and say I did. I like the rendition we did with Santana and the rest of the girls much better anyway.” 

“We’re prepared for anything at this point, disaster wise. We’ve gotten through such an unbelievable amount of hell together. I’m not dissing them! My reindeer sweaters were BEAUTIFUL! Those are some of the few things I kept! I mean.. If nothing else, your rendition was passionate. Ours really just made the boys heads implode, especially poor Rory’s.”

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mamaxkitkat·:

“I, unsurprisingly, have no desire to ever see that. However, you should definitely revisit it come Halloween for a spectacular scare. I’m sure you’re glad your kids didn’t inherit that sense of… style.”

“My kids all dress remarkably well, all things considering. I’d like to think my taste has improved but if we’re being painfully honest.. It’s probably because of their Uncle Kurt. He wouldn’t let me dress them in anything truly tragic. I’m not sure if even Halloween can warrant that type of horror show, Kitty.”

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j0shd0ne·:

I was an A+ fuck boi back then, and writing songs about chapstick, sweatshirts & skateboarding, i’ve at least hope i’ve stepped up my game from then

“That’s... Interesting.”

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norahstjames·:

“i definitely went through my routines at a young age, and keep up with most of them still. oh, they totally were but i blame you and dad for spoiling me that much on that one, but it did help me out in the long run because the only person i had besides you and dad was chris and i’d never be caught dead in half the shit he wears.”

“I’m so proud of you, if not simply for the fact that I never imagined I could have such strong, confident women as daughters. You and Chanel amaze me constantly, I swear.”

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madisonxmeeks·:

“Oh! Yearbooks! I want to see! I love looking at old photographs, especially of Mason and I - which you probably don’t have, considering, but it would still be fun none the less.”

“I do have the one from the year Kurt and I ran glee! I treasure it, seeing the rebirth of the club that shaped our lives. I’ll definitely let you see some of the old ones, I think you’ll get a kick out of seeing all of us looking so baby-faced.”

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blainehummerson·:

“I’d love to see that photo sometimes! Or maybe even get a copy, so I can hang it in the choir room. And don’t worry, Rachel, I think we’ve all made some questionable fashion choices in our teenage years. I mean, don’t get me wrong – I still love my colourful bow ties and clothes. But there were certain combinations that were just a little… too much.”

“You may see it, but I think burning all the copies except mine is a better idea. You know, that may have been why I was so drawn to you the night of my party. I could sense that we both struggled with our pattern matching! You’ve gotten so much better at selecting the best outfits for your coloring, I’d like to think Kurt probably had something to do with that. It was so cute but also jarring when you started at McKinley, you know that right? We went from seeing you in Warbler gear almost exclusively to your neon pants and bowties. I remember.. Well, Finn’s mouth literally dropped open. It was quite hilarious.”