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@jesseofthestjames
How likely do you think it would be for me to be able to get all of my kids under one roof for a whole week? I want to take everyone on vacation, but I also don’t want my children to end up killing each other by the end of it.
chanelxstjames:
I have no desire to go back to school. senioritis is really hitting hard. But the upside to going back to school, is campaigning to be homecoming queen, or is it too early to think of that already.
Chanel--summer isn’t even over yet and you’re already dreading going back to school? Enjoy the last month you have of freedom, don’t dwell on the fact that it’s going to be over soon. As for homecoming queen, I see no issues with getting your intentions out there. People need to know that you’re interested in taking the crown. Do you need anything? Maybe your mom can take you dress shopping in New York? That way you’re sure no other girl will be wearing the same dress as you.
TEXT: RACHEL ⇄ JESSE
RACHEL: I have the absolute worst headache. Nothing seems to be helping.
RACHEL: I'm starting to wonder if Sue Sylvester is poking her voodoo doll.
JESSE: Have you taken anything for it? Had some water?
JESSE: Really? You are aware that voodoo dolls dont actually work, right? How long have you had it?
Text || Blaine
Blaine: I think you meant no one.
Blaine: The feeling is mutual.
Blaine: Oh, I do, but I thought that you of all people might come up with something more than just a simple sing off. But fine, you're on. Choreo and outfits should be included, though, but I'm guessing that the Jesse St. James was planning on including those anyway.
Jesse: just keep telling yourself that. We all know who the superior singer here is.
Jesse: simple? Nothing I do is ever simple. I expect something big, I expect lighting, I expect something fit for Queen. While I love you to death and while I truly believe in another life you were my other half, at least I dont need backup singers to make me sound better. Mr. Boy Band
Text || Blaine
Blaine: Says who? Brian May?
Blaine: Besides, that's not the point I was trying to make. The point is that I didn't know you back when I started singing Queen.
Blaine: A sing off? Really, Jesse? I didn't realise we're back in high school.
Jesse: Says literally everyone.
Jesse: doesn't change the fact that i'm offended.
Jesse: Blaine..my dear dear Blaine. Everything can be solved with just a simple sing off. You of all people should understand that.
norahstjames:
“so if chris or i came home saying we were having kids you wouldn’t freak shit? because i feel like you, my dear darling father, would lose your everlasting shit. same with chanel and chandler especially at their age. plus who knew you were so eager to be a grandpa? i’m sure if you let chris know he’ll get one of his one thousand hookups knocked up. as for musically cultures, they’ll probably be better off than the rest of us. three broadway legends and a rockstar could create some little monsters. okay, maybe i’m not a legend yet but i’m on my way to it.”
“Of course not. I would be upset for you and your career, since it wouldn’t be the best of time for a baby to enter the picture, but I wouldn’t mind having a little baby in the house. You’re old enough to make your own choices, but if Chanel or Chandler told me they are expecting, they would seriously get it from me. Chris has told me he doesn’t want kids, so I hope for his sake that never happens to him. Norah, you are a legend. You didn’t just feed off the name your mother and I made for ourselves. You proved that you’re not just Jesse and Rachel’s daughter. You should be proud of yourself. Take the credit that’s due.”
chrisontheroad:
“And saying I don’t want a goblin isn’t a valid excuse. I guess pull and pray to not be a dad.”
“You can say it all you want, but that’s not going to stop an accident from happening. I really hope you’re not just counting on the pull out method. Pre-cum is really potent. I know a lot of actresses who ended up pregnant because they thought “pulling out would keep them from getting pregnant”
chrisontheroad:
They won’t let me I gave to be in my late thirties or have two kids.
“What’s your plan until then? Because you do have quite a while to wait before you can do that. Since condoms aren’t always 100%”
chrisontheroad:
“Welllll…. I already said I am not having kids.”
“Are you planning on going to have the operation anytime soon?”
coleflanagan:
“You should probably place your bet on Chandler now, Mr. St. James.
“Is that so? Does he have a significant other than I don’t know about? Or a sex life for that matter?”
ivy-weston:
“Surely they would still remember a condom during…all of that, right?”
“It’s hard to say. I mean I’ve been blackout drunk before, and I know Rachel had to remind me once when we were younger. So it’s not impossible for it to happen.”
lydiaxchandler:
“You are oddly chill about this.”
“Well it’s not like they are teenagers. I know if it did happen, they are both more than capable of raising a child. Plus with parent’s like Rachel and I, they wouldn’t have to deal with it all alone.”
chrisontheroad:
“At the same time oooorrrr.”
“Both--or at separate times. I just have this feeling that one day there’s going to be a mistake that you’re not going to be able to just..pay your way out of.”
norahstjames:
“i’m pregnant! kidding, none of us will be coming home with kids anytime soon. i’m on birth control and smarter than that, chris on the other hand might fuck up.”
“Honestly, I wouldn’t really mind having grand kids that I would be able to spoil and teach all of the works of Sondheim and Queen for that matter. Unlike all of these pathetic excuses for teens, my grand kids will have some culture.”
ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.
Text || Jesse
chris: I want a non famous person. I don’t want to deal with that either. I don’t know I’ll know when it’s time
Jesse: That's asking a lot out of someone. I really do hope you find someone who will accept this life. I want to see you happy.
