* CANDY / STORE.

norah posie st. james. twenty-two. broadway actress.

[norahstjames]

@petrarose: I'll have a couple for you, dear.

@norahstjames: you're a blessing p

[norahstjames]

ryan-griffin‌:

“Oh, love, I have just the place to take you.”

“whatever it is, i’m in.”

[norahstjames]

finleykarofsky‌:

I played football in high school with my dad’s jersey number, so I gave it the all-american effort, I guess?

i guess not every parent can be enticed, but if it counts for anything, if i was your dad --- you’d probably be my favorite just by the sound of your family.

[norahstjames]

TEXT: CHANEL ⇄ NORAH

Chanel: okay but Wicked????????

Chanel: don't get me wrong, i love burberry - but you know im more of a Chanel girl :P

norah: VERY long story

norah: okay, fine, we can hit up burberry AND chanel xD

[norahstjames]

TEXT: RACHEL ⇄ NORAH

RACHEL: Oh dear lord.

norah: he's awful, can't you put him up for adoption?

[norahstjames]

TEXT: CHANEL ⇄ NORAH

Chanel: are you still in New York?

Chanel: I need to go clothes shopping for school, and if i ask mom im scared some how she'll find a reindeer sweater and try and get me in it.

Chanel: plus i can't just order everything on line.

norah: i don't think i'm going to new york anymore so no i'm stuck in lima at the moment

norah: we can go shopping wherever you want. hell, i'll get you on a plane to new york so we can go to burberry.

[norahstjames]

finleykarofsky‌:

What about Broadway and New York makes you the perfect kid? Asking for a friend, obviously. But seriously if that’s all it takes, I made the wrong career choice.

my parents are kind of broadway legends so producing one tickled their fancy, i guess. i guess just become a semi-carbon copy of your parent and you’re good to go.

[norahstjames]

@petraxrose: This time tomorrow I will be in Hawaii with a drink in one hand and... honestly probably another drink in the other.

@norahstjames: please drink for those of us who won't be off in hawaii drinking

[norahstjames]

finleykarofsky‌:

That’s a lot of work, even though it would be hilarious. Nah, my dad’s favorite go-to is a bunch of empty threats like that, he never means any of them though. How’d you get the attention back? Once my sister showed up that was pretty much it for me.

keep it in the back of your mind, you might want to use it eventually. sounds like a good portion of parents, but i think i finally got the spotlight to shine back on me when i expressed that i wanted to be on broadway and live in new york. both of my brothers are songwriters and my sister prefer cali over new york so i think once they realized i was their perfect child, i became the unanimous favorite. they’ll probably tell you otherwise but i know i’m the favorite.

[norahstjames]

ryan-griffin‌:

“Most of it is in bigger towns, but there’s still a few shows around here.”

“really? where? i have yet to find any good drag or gay bars around here.”

[norahstjames]

Text: You wanna see my ass again

TEXT: fuck no

[norahstjames]

chrisontheroad‌:

Text: I have the cutest ass ever 

TEXT: that’s incorrect.

[norahstjames]

jada-moore‌:

“I do consultations. Also, if you’re of the more fun and non-commital types when it comes to rooms, there are layouts that are super interchangable. For those who don’t want to stick to one design and are more change at a whim types.”

“i might need to set one up. i’m going to be splitting my time between new york and lima and i’m planning on redoing my room here instead of new york because it would be so much cheaper than to hire someone in new york.”

[norahstjames]

finleykarofsky‌:

That… is an insane idea. It’s got spunk, I like it. I’m pretty sure my dad would murder me if I tried that. I kicked something of Brie’s once as a kid and he grounded me for life.

insane, but effective. or just hijack them so you don’t have to pay for new speakers when it’s all done and over with. wait, so you’re still grounded for it? i used to be a demon but i think it’s because i was jealous over another girl being in the house and the twins got more attention than me which i didn’t let fly.

[norahstjames]

Text: You wanna see my ass again

TEXT: fuck no

[norahstjames]

chrisontheroad‌:

Text: You’re no fun anymore.

TEXT: i am too. quit being mean to me :(

[norahstjames]

Text: You wanna see my ass again

TEXT: fuck no

[norahstjames]

chrisontheroad‌:

Text: and my underwear aren’t ripped this time

TEXT: i still don’t want to see your ass.

[norahstjames]

Text || Norah

BIFF: There isn't anything we can do about that. I'll say to you what I said to Quinn when I dated her a million years ago. Our past stays with us and follows us. The only difference between you and her is you have a chance to fix this. Mother would be pissed if she found out I'm having a child outside of marriage..let alone with an actress, but I'm willing to put up with her criticism so long as you do the same with how people will react.

BIFF: I see so much potential in you and what our future holds. Unlike Quinn, you haven't kept a secret child with some loser from me, you haven't hid a tattoo for three months of dating, you haven't cheated on me with a stupid yoga instructor. You understand me better than anyone has, but if you're not willing to stick up for what we could be as a family, I think I have to really think about my own future.

BIFF: So long as our child doesn't turn out like him, I have nothing to worry about. Plus a baby would be a lot less irritating than my children now.

NORAH: i can do that, i think it's just the telling people that i'm afraid of. i'm more worried about my parents being disappointed in me and what my parents say means a lot to me. but i'm willing to work with this, i have to.

NORAH: wait she actually did all of that? that's like mental, but i'm not going anywhere. i'm never really been committed to anyone before. i kind of just do my own thing with other people, so all of this is weird and confusing for me.

NORAH: i doubt he will, chris is his own special specimen. you think a baby would be less annoying than your children? they don't really bug you that much, do they?

[norahstjames]

Text || Norah

BIFF: Who cares about what others think? All they need to know is that we fell in love and one thing led to another. I had you in one play--two at most before the rumors started. It's not the craziest thing to happen.

BIFF: He can kiss my ass. Our child is going to be perfect in every single way. With both of our genes, I can only imagine how popular it will be. I'll be here for you every step of the way. Believe it or not, before my wife left me..I was a very good father. It may take me a while to find that man again, but I'm willing to try for you.

NORAH: i do, kind of. i guess im just worried about the little bit of reputation i have left to hold onto. i know it’s not and i do care about you, a lot. probably more than i should.

NORAH: he’s an idiot with a pea sized brain. apparently in his minuscule brain he think that’s having a child with an older man means i’ll have an old baby. i believe it, but if you’re a dick to our kid i’ll punch you.