Darling

💕

[castratedvader]

your health family and work life come after your first priority which should always be 2 fictional characters fucking each other

[cowboy]

What would happen if you got an email

[starjasmines]

i would check it

[cowboy]

You sick fuck.

[leucotoe-archive-deactivated202]

words of affirmation i repeat on the daily

[quelfabulous]

“I wouldn’t be trying to reason with them if murder was an option…”

I just finished Astarion’s story and boy howdy did this elf with enough baggage to fill a Boeing 747 absolutely destroy my feelings. Very relatable. Incredible writing and performance. And out popped fan art from me…

[jhinton1c]

the silly this was supposed to be a quick sketch lets color it and next thing i knew it was 3hrs later

[snarkspawn]

darling~

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!

[animentality]

[massmirage]

[retroactivebakeries]

#hes chanting that to himself

[jimbo1312]

URANIUM URANIUM URANIUM URANIUM URANIUM URANIUM

[puyopuyo]

you know i got that wiimote strap on

[puyopuyo]

i didn’t mean it like that and y’all know it :(

[l0-barry]

thanks for 1000+ followers!💕

[xylophonetangerine]

[cryptidcola]

[amphiaria-deactivated20250226]

you only get this achievement if you were here and posting the entire time

[raymondshieldsofficial]

getting in the car I’ve left parked in the sun all day

[keldabekush]

so heres the situation i've been gnawing my way thru a pack of blue raspberry jolly ranchers like a deranged rodent and now i've stuck molars together and im sipping coffee through my teeth until theyre unstuck and i dont know if im having a bad time or an average time but it tastes really flavour.

[keldabekush]

the second i unweld my jaw im eating another jolly rancher

[lichrelly]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me