My Starry Path

23. She/Her. Really just an aroace mess. Sometimes I write or draw. Blackhill brainworms. || Pfp by @helpimstuckinanotherworlddd

[advosart]

Your aura is rancid

[helpimstuckinanotherworlddd]

I am the fire and I am the forest and I am a witness watching it

[3uni-31-deactivated20221011]

Here’s a sketch of Maria and Natasha. Everyone needs their daily dose of BlackHill. I know I do.

[letmetemptyou19]

so my partner and i are both huge good omens fans, but she hasn’t read the book yet and i have. and i think one of my favorite things is constantly having to reiterate to her that aziraphale is actually So Much More Of A Bastard in the book than in the TV show.

she’ll be like “aziraphale would never suggest harming another living being” and i have to be like oh honey. he suggested killing a little boy to get out of work. and then actually tried to do it and only failed because madame tracy said “um wtf??? no???” while he was possessing her.

and then she’ll be like “ok but what about when he revives the dove after the magic show at warlock’s party” they changed that for the show. crowley originally revived it after aziraphale accidentally killed it.

and then she’ll be like “aw i love how aziraphale loves books so much he owns a bookshop” babe people literally think he’s with the mafia because he will resort to anything but physical violence to avoid selling his books. he rents in one of the most expensive neighborhoods in London and never sells anything. the mafia can’t even fuck with aziraphale because he makes them inexplicably disappear whenever they come around and we are never actually told where they go or what he does to them.

“oh but he loves humanity so much it’s so sweet how he would do anything to save humanity” book aziraphale doesn’t want to save humanity, book aziraphale wants to keep going on little dates with his boyfriend and reading books that he won’t sell and drinking tea and listening to his records in his little bookshop because Heaven is boring as fuck. He actively works to avert the apocalypse because he would have to actually do his job otherwise. Crowley quite literally only manages to convince him to help him stop the apocalypse because he reminds Aziraphale how fucking bored he’d be without creature comforts. Crowley’s trump card was literally “help me or you’ll have to watch The Sound of Music.” and Aziraphale FUCKING AGREES TO IT. To get out of watching The Sound of Music.

Book!Aziraphale is a bastard, and I love him.

(I also love TV!Aziraphale, don’t get me wrong, but he’s been debastardized by like 70% and I LOVE BASTARD AZIRAPHALE)

[gleafer]

Two Entities and A Baby

Or

That time they saved Moses from the Nile River and bungled his rescue by the Pharoahs wife, so they were stuck in an 80s sitcom situation.

[lucybellwood]

Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friend’s dresser

[daisanfar]

☄️

[mindtheexplodingplasma]

"A Late Night"

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Practicing some mini comics! Who knew how tedious backgrounds are❤️ anyways shoutout to Natasha's muscles and to Maria's bright ahh watch (it's efficient technology according to her)

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

[moonblossom]

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

[k-starr-ent-ceo]

Will always reblog this. Cracks me up every time

[gleafer]

Love it, hate it or just okay it; there’s one thing we can all agree on about the movie.

AINT NO WAY AZIRAPHALE WOULD’VE LET THE BOOK BURN.

It’s a BOOK and he’s AZIRAPHALE.

Never ever ever.

[mindtheexplodingplasma]

some more old sketches ive had !! some of these r real old LMAO pretend u dont see like a bunch of changes in artstyle

[mindtheexplodingplasma]

yay first post on tumblr!! i entirely made this account for nat and my little blackhill universe im finally sharing with the world yippee have some old sketches

[blackhillrights4ever]

It is I, the freak

[weswardart]

Natasha’s mission: To spy on Fury and the KGB agent he’s captured and been interrogating.

Clint’s mission: To mime out the entirety of the viral “octopus&puppy r 2 cute 4 words” video he found during lunch.

I’ve wanted an excuse to draw Catherine Tate’s ridiculous faces for ages, and finally did it with Clint. I didn’t even BEGIN to do Tate justice, but it was a barrel of fun, so have a Doctor Who reference~

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[0nkret]

The world is a strange place. Stay silent too long and it folds around you, dimming you like a candle swallowed by fog, letting your traces sink beneath layers of dust that no one remembers. You try to speak, because something inside you insists on being heard, yet the world shies away from voices that echo too brightly, too honestly, too close to whatever a soul truly is.

So you shape masks out of quiet nights and borrowed smiles, each one fitting just enough to pass, each one soft enough not to disturb anything. You learn to mute your joy, your strangeness, your colors.

You learn to mute yourself.

Pieces of you fall away like petals in slow motion, just so you can keep moving.

And somewhere along the way, your soul grows quiet, so quiet you almost forget the sound it used to make.

[fortunatelychaoticphantom]

I love how Lara Croft's first instinct when coming across a sarcophagus is to immediately open it and then magically gain ancient knowledge. I bet no one invites her to funerals anymore because every time they try to lower the coffin, she just shows up and opens it, suddenly becoming proficient in Microsoft Excel.

[helpimstuckinanotherworlddd]

Oh early shield days strike team delta how i love you