Starry

K Dr. What?

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[serethereal]

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

[valtsv]

me trying to be supportive: can i offer you a nice "we should kill them" in this trying time?

[bogleech]

at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac

[intheholler]

[ousia-poetica]

[knightofleo]

[toastbutteregg]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[disgustingplants]

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[tamagotchi]

😍fuck

[catsbeaversandducks]

Mama Hens And Their Babies

Via Bored Panda

[cryoverkiltmilk]

These are such good chickens

[impossiblejellyfishfart]

I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER

[andrearrrrr]

How traditional pitchforks were made.

It took 6 years starting from orienting branches

[cactusqueensouthwestscene]

I love this so much

[thehoneyedmoon]

I would very much like to have one of these.

[jeanjauthor]

Writers?

If you have a chance, help preserve this nearly forgotten knowledge in your stories somewhere!

Wooden pitchforks are a bit safer than metal ones (little fear of rust causing lockjaw/death if you get poked), and when they’re grown like this, they’re far sturdier in many ways than anything assembled that isn’t metal...and they’re often lighter / better balanced than metal, too!

[robotsandfrippary]

Looks like he’s all ready for Dr. Frankenstein’s winter crafting results. 

[florial]

[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you're still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[julian2006]

dark haired boys with light eyes are the reason i struggle to survive

[itsalieimnotaghost]

[mahbrits]

Stop I had a crush on him

[just-shower-thoughts]

Baristas are drug dealers.

[justcatposts]

She has a lucky sock. Very necessary when monitoring the bird situation. 

(Source)

[untexting]

[memewhore]