Cringe is dead long live cringe

He/They 25

[florenctts]

[rippedstitches]

Oh shit sorry my cats fell asleep on ur dash. Yea u can kiss their heads

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[fantasmadebarovia]

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

[fantasmadebarovia]

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[formlessdemi]

God forbid Chippy do anything

[cryptotheism]

Somewhere out there is the worst reviewed maid cafe on earth. And that cafe has a least popular maid.

[goldenphantasmagoria]

You can't say this. I'm crying for a girl I'll never know. Does she know she is loved? I love her.

[lungthief]

rewatching school of rock. theyre t4t

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[owlinadayswork]

i love this too much

[wordswithimages]

[angelicguy]

[noxtheox]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[angelicguy]

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

[funnytwittertweets]

[ponyoisms]

movie theatres are like if platos cave slayed

[ampervadasz]

[trans4trans]

google search Beautiful rocks near me

[trans4trans]

you are like a poet of some sort

[slimegargoyle]

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

[goodnighthorses]

Cloth mother & wire mother is the best lesbian couple Halloween costume idea in the world

[hearteyes-wheeler]

“You can’t make this shit up if you tried” no. Wrong. You absolutely can make up anything if you are a) unhinged enough and b) in the company of other unhinged people who are willing to play along. Creation is in the hands of the wayward and this website proves it time and again <3