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[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[crabussy]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

[crabussy]

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

[crabussy]

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

[crabussy]

I am nineteen years old

[crabussy]

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

[crabussy]

. yeah okay true I did do that

[ryan-sometimes]

Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up

[ryan-sometimes]

Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

[david-de-bergerac]

[silversoulstardust]

let's put this one here as well

[somecunttookmyurl]

[weirdnessdk]

I fucking love it when people are OBVIOUSLY born to do that exact job! 🤣🤣🤣

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I beg your sweet fucking pardon

[galacticcrash]

Do you think you have a niche favorite Pokemon?

oh 100% niche

i think it's niche

i don't think it's niche

it's very popular

i dont care for pokemon

Voting ended onMar 4

like in terms of fan content and overall popularity, look at how often it's used by important characters in the series if needed, maybe look into how many TCG cards it has

[yuuefa]

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~~The lone star who sought the heavens~~

A fanart of Sunday because I loved his character and I'm excited for his release <3

[qiinamii]

one braincell transfer (divided by four)

[xxxprosp3r0neilxxx]

Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

[dogdykeafternoon]

when i forget what alkaline compound is used in traditional soap making and the soap ghost shows up to remind me

[ecto-hazard]

i love the use of "im back in the fucking building again" referring to special interest relapse

[hauntingyourself]

Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

[hauntingyourself]

I forgot this was monsterfucker emporium

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[maxknightley]

the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.

[maxknightley]

perhaps it is inevitable that a young man who views minimum wage toil as A Calling would, without even realizing it, fall prey to reactionary narratives of what makes art "great." spongebob would be the perfect fascist subject - but a fascist state, ironically, could never accept him, since he is effeminate and physically weak

[ajthebumblebee]

[thesleepiestspiny]

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This conversation is funnier hearing just one half of it.

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now

[stjohnstarling]

I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

[stjohnstarling]

Like this, btw. ⬆️

[stjohnstarling]

@anarchafemme Congrats on being the funniest person on this post.

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak