Aries: I am an essential employee, I will help save lives, honestly no big deal. But I will sacrifice my time and my (BIRTHDAY) nbd tho, but I will do my part as a respectful and honest citizen to help stop this again *clears throat* on my birthday.
Taurus: *rushes to store, I need food.* "Excuse me, do you guys still have Lil' Debbie's Zebra Cakes?"
Gemini: Corona Virus? What's that? *has it explained to them* OH MY GOD SO I COULD DIE! I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AFTER THIS. THIS IS THE END. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
Cancer: *buys loads of toliet paper* *buys sanitizer* *buys hand soap* *cries in bathroom while pouring soap on themselves* "I GAVE THE VIRUS TO OTHER PEOPLE, I AM EVIL, I CAUSED THIS."
Leo: I actually have an amazing immune system and body in general so it won't effect me. And if I do get it I'll make it through.
Virgo: *sanitizes hands 20xs a day* *never leaves house* *doesn't stand to close to people*. "Honestly nothing about my life has changed, y'all nasty to begin with."
Libra: *goes to store in mask* *takes mask off to not scare anyone* *sanitizes cart* *decides to take different cart cause it's not that serious* *buys toliet paper* *puts toliet paper back cause someone else might need it* *internally screaming* *smiles at cashier and flinches before taking money.*
Scorpio: *sprays disinfectant* SIX FEET. SIX FEET REMEMBER? *spouse* "are you serious?"
Sagittarius: *Buys sex toy disinfectant* "look at me, so proud to be stopping the spread."
Capricorn: I CANT DO THIS. I seriously can't.
Aquarius: can my weed guy still walk to my house? Cause if not this has gone to far.
Pisces: So.....no cuddles? *CRIES ON TIK TOK*
💖 Remember to stay safe and indoors right now. Have healthy habits and take this time to heal! 💖
-starryloveangel
