Stars and Math

Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

[ineedcoolshoe]

sir that’s my emotional support 19th century female author

[memescomedy]

[lucy-sky]

“Let them say whatever they want, people used to say a lot of nasty things about me!”

Jojo Rabbit (2019), dir. Taika Waititi

[unpretty]

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

[bisexuhowl]

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

[unpretty]

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

[unpretty]

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

[theaquaticlifewithstevezissou]

something that no one asked for but I still think is necessary: some of my favorite letterboxd lists

[theaquaticlifewithstevezissou]

for some reason this post is blowing up again, so here are some other great letterboxd lists

[anarch0possum]

how did you forget the BEST ONE

[loloftheday]

1200 miles from home, a King Penguin is spotted on a beach in South Africa

[impossibletruths]

“One of the most solid pieces of writing advice I know is in fact intended for dancers – you can find it in the choreographer Martha Graham’s biography. But it relaxes me in front of my laptop the same way I imagine it might induce a young dancer to breathe deeply and wiggle their fingers and toes. Graham writes: ‘There is a vitality, a life force, an energy, a quickening that is translated through you into action, and because there is only one of you in all of time, this expression is unique. And if you block it, it will never exist through any other medium and it will be lost. The world will not have it. It is not your business to determine how good it is nor how valuable nor how it compares with other expressions. It is your business to keep it yours clearly and directly, to keep the channel open.’”

— Zadie Smith (via campaignagainstcliche)

[montygreen]

Happy Indigenous People’s Day!

[veryfunnymemes]

[mjalti]

look if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you & God tbh

[roycunt]

[odinsblog]

Have a great day today.

[striders]

@ my dog: if you want the rewards of playing fetch you must first submit to the mortifying ordeal of DROPPING THE BALL

[ghostsandgoblins]

Tina Fey & Amy Poehler give advice to women

[elizabeth-beauchamp-deactivated]

WHAT A MOOD, Y’ALL. 

[thefrogman]

I love that voodoo that you do.

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[gigi-tastic]

It looks so grumpy and perplexed! Like “ I was GOING to unleash watery chaos but now I kind of just want more hugs? ”

[doctorwho]

No! Sho! Blo! 

Announcing: The Judoon are returning in the new season of Doctor Who to face off against the Thirteenth Doctor. [x]

[starsandmath]

That is the face of a woman who is done.with.your.shit.

[decalexas]

I hope whoever wrote this got a bonus

[teaboot]

I think the Avengers cinematic series lost it’s appeal pretty much the same second I realized the directors were never going to make the team be friends

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[selena-soto]