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The Signs As Dj Khaled's Keys To Success 🔑
Aries-Jet skis Taurus-Green apples Gemini-Opening closed doors Cancer-Musical gardens Leo-Manicures Virgo-“Coco” butter Libra-Dove deodorant Scorpio-Listerine Sagittarius-Jacuzzis Capricorn-Clean face Aquarius-Hella pillows Pisces-Clean heart
WHY THE SIGNS LEFT
Aries: You tried to control them, you tied them down. You always rained on their parade or made it all about you. You made them feel like you needed them too much. They couldn’t reciprocate your feelings. They were bored. You were always arguing and they felt like you didn’t listen to them.
Taurus: You didn’t need them. You didn’t pamper them. You didn’t wait for them to catch up with you, you made them feel like a second or third option instead of a first choice. You pressured them. They felt ignored. They felt unattractive. The relationship exhausted them.
Gemini: You were clingy. You didn’t understand them, they couldn’t communicate with you. You couldn’t keep up with them. They felt like the relationship was losing its spark. They loved someone else. You loved them too deeply and smothered them. They were confused and lost.
Cancer: You didn’t try to understand them. You didn’t care about their stories of the past. You blamed them for your mistakes. They felt unloved and unneeded. They were in love with their ex. You made them feel like they were shouting at a brick wall. They were afraid they would hurt you.
Leo: You didn’t listen to them. They couldn’t make you laugh. They felt ugly and boring around you. They got jealous. You made fun of them too much, you belittled them, you made them feel like everything was their fault. You were bossy. They wanted to be the sun, but you were an eclipse.
Virgo: You didn’t appreciate them. You didn’t respect them. They felt worthless, they felt misunderstood. They felt used. They loved you more than you loved them. You were clingy or demanding. You couldn’t appreciate their quiet, serving way of showing love.
Libra: The relationship lost the honeymoon feeling. You tried to control them or keep tabs on them. You asked for too much from them. They got tired of trying to please you. They felt like you didn’t appreciate their efforts to keep you happy. They were falling for another. You walked all over them, so they got up and walked away.
Scorpio: They couldn’t trust you. You didn’t trust them. You judged them. They loved you more than you loved them. You were careless with your words. You kept secrets. They were suspicious of your loyalty. You didn’t understand them. They thought you were shallow or superficial.
Sagittarius: You tried to keep them too close. You didn’t let them go where they wanted. You were stingy and materialistic. They didn’t see you in their future. You pressured them to think about the future. You didn’t respect their opinion. They found you small-minded. They didn’t love you as much as you loved them.
Capricorn: You didn’t give them space. They were busy with school or work. You were too needy, too demanding, required too much reassurance. You didn’t support their interests or career. They didn’t feel appreciated and understood. You made them feel like they were being pulled in many different directions, and they felt tired and stretched to the limit.
Aquarius: You didn’t have any common interests. You were needy or clingy. You didn’t appreciate the things they did for you. They needed to be alone. You made them feel small. You couldn’t help yourself, you expected too much of them. They felt unneeded. They had a greater calling from somewhere else. You didn’t like their individuality.
Pisces: You were not there for them. You used them, you lied to them, you tricked them. You took advantage of their kindness, their understanding, their forgiveness. They were afraid of you. They saw another side of you that they couldn’t handle. You were overbearing, domineering, close-minded. They looked at you like you put the stars in the sky… and you looked away.
Positive and Negative Traits of the Moon Signs
Moon in Aries Positive: energetic, enterprising, optimistic, idealistic
Moon in Aries Negative: impulsive, opinionated, impatient, vain, domineering
Moon in Taurus Positive: trustworthy, determined, warm, affectionate
Moon in Taurus Negative: possessive, rigid, overcautious, obstinate
Moon in Gemini Positive: versatile, witty, charming, lively, amusing
Moon in Gemini Negative: inconsistent, disorganized, manipulating, cunning
Moon in Cancer Positive : imaginative, sympathetic, protective, loyal
Moon in Cancer Negative: moody, possessive, critical, self pitying
Moon in Leo Positive: creative, broad minded, colorful, fun
Moon in Leo Negative: self centered, overbearing, conceited
Moon in Virgo Positive: intellectual, steadfast, responsible, meticulous
Moon in Virgo Negative: argumentative, critical, standoffish, high-strung
Moon in Libra Positive: adaptable, creative, charming, good-natured, diplomatic
Moon in Libra Negative: indecisive, frivolous, dependent
Moon in Scorpio Positive: imaginative, ambitious, emotional, idealistic, determined
Moon in Scorpio Negative: secretive, jealous, resentful, domineering
Moon in Sagittarius Positive: adventurous, optimistic, open minded, sincere
Moon in Sagittarius Negative: restless, irresponsible, careless, uncommitted
Moon in Capricorn Positive: determined, disciplined, responsible, committed
Moon in Capricorn Negative: rigid, pessimistic, opinionated, materialistic
Moon in Aquarius Positive: idealistic, creative, tolerant, open minded
Moon in Aquarius Negative: unpredictable, aloof, tactless, contrary
Moon in Pisces Positive: compassionate, sensitive, loving, creative, loyal
Moon in Pisces Negative: indecisive, vague, secretive, confused, discontented
looks cute but is mean: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, PISCES, Aquarius, Virgo
looks mean but is cute: Leo, Libra, Cancer, Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn
gasoline
are you insane like me? been in pain like me? cancer
bought a hundred dollar bottle of champagne like me? taurus
just to pour that motherfucker down the drain like me? sagittarius
would you use your water bill to dry the stain like me? capricorn
are you high enough without the mary jane like me? pisces
do you tear yourself apart just to entertain like me? virgo
do the people whisper ‘bout you on the train like me? leo
saying that you shouldn’t waste your pretty face like me? libra
are you deranged like me?are you strange like me? aquarius
lighting matches just to swallow up the flame like me? aries
do you call yourself a fucking hurricane like me? scorpio
pointing fingers cause you’ll never take the blame like me? gemini
I’m the kid with the knife
I’m that last girl
the kid making beef peckmino tortellini with a sage butter sauce: virgo, capricorn, libra
the kid with the knife: taurus, sagittarius, cancer, LEO
that last girl: scorpio, gemini, libra
the cameraman filming: aquarius, aires, pisces
I KNEW I WAS KNIFE KID
the signs as unflattering pictures of ben wyatt
aries:
taurus:
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cancer:
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virgo:
libra:
scorpio:
sagittarius:
capricorn:
aquarius:
pisces:
the only astrology sign post that matters
IM SITTING IN CLASS TRYING SO FUCKING HARD NOT TO DIE LAUGHING
the feeling
am i in love with you?: cancer, virgo, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius
or
am i in love with the feeling?: aries, taurus, gemini, leo, libra, pisces
EASIEST/HARDEST PLACEMENTS FOR EACH PLANET
easiest placements for SUN: Leo, Aries
hardest placements for SUN: Aquarius, Libra
easiest placements for MOON: Cancer, Taurus
hardest placements for MOON: Capricorn, Scorpio
easiest placements for MERCURY: Virgo, Gemini
hardest placements for MERCURY: Pisces, Sagittarius
easiest placements for VENUS: Taurus, Libra, Pisces
hardest placements for VENUS: Scorpio, Aries, Virgo
easiest placements for MARS: Aries, Scorpio, Capricorn
hardest placements for MARS: Libra, Taurus, Cancer
easiest placements for JUPITER: Sagittarius, Pisces, Cancer
hardest placements for JUPITER: Gemini, Virgo, Capricorn
easiest placements for SATURN: Capricorn, Aquarius, Libra
hardest placements for SATURN: Cancer, Leo, Aries
easiest placements for URANUS: Aquarius, Scorpio
hardest placements for URANUS: Leo, Taurus
easiest placements for NEPTUNE: Pisces, Leo, Cancer
hardest placements for NEPTUNE: Virgo, Aquarius, Capricorn
easiest placements for PLUTO: Scorpio, Aries, Pisces
hardest placements for PLUTO: Taurus, Libra, Virgo
GOOD BREAKUP TIPS FOR THE SIGNS
Aries: Buy a Venus flytrap and let it eat you
Taurus: Cry to Hotline Bling repeatedly in an art museum
Gemini: Netflix and Chill with a mannequin you stole from American Apparel
Cancer: Buy hot pockets and bake yourself into one
Leo: Go to a busy intersection and scream at every car that passes
Virgo: Go clubbing and wake up in a hot dog costume in an NYC apartment
Libra: Cry in the shower until you flood the entire city, then become a mermaid and lure your ex
Scorpio: Don't Drake and Drive because you will end up at your ex's house
Sagittarius: Booty call that kid you bullied in elementary school
Capricorn: Go to a water park and slip and slide to your death
Aquarius: Make a fort and stay in it until your happiness has returned from the war
Pisces: Scare people at your nearest Walmart with a Halloween mask and proceed to get arrested
The Seventh House- Where Two Hearts Meet
The Seventh House is the house of partnership, and in this house is where we form relations with another, whether that be a lover, a close friend or even a business partner. It is the fusion of two hearts, where your identity becomes lost in the elixir of someone else and is influenced by the planets in that house. Understand that not all will have a planet there, but the sign on the house cusp is an indicator as to your attitudes to that house.
Sun in the Seventh House- Those with their Sun in the seventh house will need to invest their ego and their identity in that person with which they have a partnership, and they are known to be people to actively seek out a lover or a companion, looking for their self expression in the face of another. This can also be an immensely joyous position, where the Rays of the sun shine down and grace you both with the joy and the vitality of creation and life together.
Moon in the seventh House- Those with their Moon in the seventh house will be emotionally invested in partnerships, and often do not enter relationships lightly. They are knows to be somewhat changeable, very much affected by the waxing and waning of the Moon in relationships, yet cast their lunar spell only when their subconscious has truly found a match made in the Moon Lagoon. Their insides will become thoroughly tide to whoever they let have their heart.
Mercury in the seventh House- Those with their Mercury in the seventh house will need an intellectual relationships and rapport with those they enter partnerships with, and often prefer a somewhat light and airy take on partnerships. To truly have their heart bloom, their mind needs to be awakened and stimulated, and the written world or more interesting forms of communication can do just this. They may be somewhat flighty, yet be attracted to those with eccentric and intelligent minds.
Venus in the seventh House- Venus here truly invests their heart and their sense or companionship in this house, a fitting home for such a blood pumping planet of romance. They may be somewhat idealistic when searching for that one to share their life with, and may look at the ones they love through rose tinted glasses. Venus here needs completely shattering love, someone to have and to hold for a lifetime, and they may somewhat feel incomplete until they find this very person.
Mars in the Seventh House- Mars in the seventh House creates someone who needs passion, aggression and to some extent, conflict when it comes to a partner, and may even enjoy this to some degree. They may find that they willingly, or unwillingly enter turbulent relationships, yet sometimes enjoy the thrill of this expression, feeling their blood boil over in both rage and passion. Love is not a frivolous affair with this placement, but rather full of lighter fluid ready to flame at the slightest of disturbances.
Jupiter in the Seventh House- Jupiter here suggests that expansion and freedom are themes of the seventh house, where whoever this person joins with needs room to spread their wings. They may meet their personal growth through someone else, someone who can make them see the bigger picture and take them away from the niggling little worries. Those with Jupiter here find their magic carpet to higher learning and dimensions through the ones they love.
Saturn in the Seventh House- Those with Saturn in the seventh house will find that they feels somewhat restricted and closed off when it comes to finding that special someone who they trust to cradle their hearts. Their chars lessons are in this house, yet once they overcome Saturn’s harsh rules, this placement indicates lifelong partnerships and a certain wisdom when it comes to the people around them. Saturn can be tiresome here, yet patience will reward them with the most flourishing of relationships in time.
Uranus in the Seventh House- Those with this placement will understand love and partnership to feel like an ice cold bucket of water thrown over their heads as the planet of sudden change and revolution demands an eccentric and odd circumstance when it comes to how they find partners. They will truly need to utmost freedom in relationships and any possessiveness will not be tolerated. This is where the one they will give their hearts to will whip out a defibrillator and shock them back to life.
Neptune in the Seventh House- Those with Neptune here will suffer from illusionary partnership and love interests where they often drift away into delirium when it comes to the ones they care for. They will truly hold them up on a pedestal, only to find that the ones they thought cared may just be a mirage of a person. Neptune here wants you to drift into the metaphysical, into insanity, and this placement is known to deliver soul shattering expectations of love, and sometimes, even actual love once reality is attempted to be restored.
Pluto in the Seventh House- Pluto here creates a partnership that will go through soul shattering, intense transformations, and there could even be a sense of danger here. Themes of jealously and possessiveness could be present, yet love can also be all consuming here, the complete merging of two souls. Relationships will not be entered into frivolously, yet may withstand much turbulence and hardships, where you may be sure that you have found the one you were always looking for, in this life of a past one.
MBTI Types and humor
INFJ
INFJs often have a very unique and interesting sense of humor. Since they are so kind and warm people expect them to have a very innocent sense of humor, but that is usually not true. INFJ be often be crude of even morbid with their jokes. They have a caring nature but people are often shocked by the type of things that the INFJ find funny. They can find humor in situations that other people would never imagine to be funny at all. The INFJ may slightly alter their humor delivery in front of others, depending on who they are around. They are acutely aware of those people will perceive them, and know what crowd they are sharing themselves with. When they are with someone who they can open up with, they have a way of bringing them into their infectious style of comedy.
ENFJ
The ENFJ has a sense of humor that is often molded to fit their surroundings. They know exactly how their jokes will be perceived by certain people, and know who will be offended. So they often avoid upsetting people and will tone themselves down in front of certain company. Their natural sense of humor is often very goofy and silly, and they may have an affinity for sarcasm. They can have a somewhat dark humor and are aware that, that isn’t perceived well by everyone. They enjoy having people that they can share their full sense of humor with. When they do they are often sarcastic and silly, and enjoy making others laugh.
INFP
INFPs often have a strong appreciation for sarcasm and absurd humor. They have a skill for self-deprecating comedy that people absolutely love. They are often very funny individuals, to the people who can fully appreciate their off-beast sense of humor. They have a very unique wit that is best expressed around people they are comfortable with. Not everyone can enjoy the zany and sometimes ridiculous INFP humor, but honestly that is their loss. INFPs have a way of getting people laughing and not letting them stop. They enjoy the ability to bring others joy and humor is an excellent way to do that.
ENFP
ENFPs often have a very enthusiastic and playful sense of humor. They have a very colorful wit and often have a strong enjoyment for the use of puns. They may occasionally offend people when they are really just trying to make them share in their laughter. They have a way of teasing others, and that is actually a way of showing affection towards them. ENFPs enjoy their ability to laugh and smile at everything, even the darkest situations. Even though they aren’t always “silly” they do tend to maintain a sense of humor through anything. They have a way of making even the dullest situations hilarious. This keeps the ENFP positive and helps those that surround the ENFP enjoy themselves too.
INTJ
INTJs often have a very snarky sense of humor. They enjoy using sarcasm and wit to create a well devised response. They have a natural way of seeing the humor in things that other people may actually miss. INTJs often enjoy the use of a good pun and can take pleasure in the skill behind it. Often their deadpan sarcasm can come across as serious, when the INTJ is actually very playful and just trying to be funny. For the people that appreciate the INTJs brand of humor, they understand just how fun they are to be around.
ENTJ
ENTJs can have a somewhat outrageous sense of humor. They enjoy pushing the envelope to gauge the different reactions they will receive from others. They aren’t afraid of being seen as ridiculous, so they often push the limits of what others may perceive as funny. They enjoy shock humor, and have a way of surprising their friends that often makes them enjoy being around the ENTJ. They are often very quick with wit and can respond to people before they even realize a joke is coming. They may have a somewhat crude sense of humor that might offend some people who cannot appreciate it.
INTP
INTPs have a very unique sense of humor, one that is either adored or misunderstood. Some people are not made for the brand of sarcasm and goofy wit that the INTP possess. The people that do appreciate the INTP sense of humor probably find themselves in stitches rather often. They have a way of turning just about anything into a sarcastic punchline and are very good are creating a witty retort. They often enjoy the usage of puns in their humor as well. INTPs have a diverse sense of comedy that really just depends on the mood they are in. They do know their target audience rather well and are skilled at adapting to that if they so choose.
ENTP
ENTPS have a very outgoing and over the top sense of humor. They enjoy the use of shock which can be somewhat crude. Because of this the ENTP occasionally have a sick or morbid timing for their jokes, but the people who know them well understand where they are coming from. They will explore the jokes that other people wouldn’t dare touch because it is “too far”. For people who appreciate this dry and crude type of humor, the ENTP is a fantastic friend to have around. They enjoy making people laugh and enjoy being as witty and inclusive as possible.
ISTJ
ISTJs are often seen as too serious to enjoy humor, but that is definitely not the case. Many people may miss the humor behind the ISTJs comments, because their delivery is very sarcastic and dry. Sometimes their ability to maintain a very deadpan delivery of their jokes, can cause people to miss the joke completely and believe that the ISTJ is being serious. For people who can pick up on their unique brand of wit, they realize just how funny the ISTJ can actually be. Their subtle delivery of humor is an art-form.
ESTJ
ESTJs often have an outgoing and adaptive sense of humor. They are often crude and offbeat and not everyone can appreciate their no holds barred style of jokes. People who are more serious or easily offended, definitely will not enjoy the ESTJs sense of humor. If someone is more laid-back and willing to see the jokes for what they are, they will definitely appreciate the way the ESTJ can make just about anything funny. When the ESTJ is uncomfortable they often make jokes to lighten the own mood.
ISFJ
ISFJs often have a surprising sense of humor, one that doesn’t always fit their day-to-day personality. They may shock people with a very sarcastic and inappropriate joke, with the absolute best timing. Their humor might be very silly sometimes, like changing the lyrics to a song or intentionally mispronouncing a word. They enjoy puns and sarcasm and may even enjoy dirty humor that people would find surprising to their gentle personality. They are careful not to offend or upset anyone, so they often reserve their unique humor for the people closest to them who can fully understand where they are coming from.
ESFJ
ESFJs are capable of enjoying many different kinds of humor and often adapt their jokes to fit their surroundings. They are capable of reading what others will find funny and often attempt to blend into that. When they are around the people they are most comfortable with their personal style of humor is more openly expressed. ESFJs appreciate puns a great deal and enjoy witty and often surprising humor. They often aren’t pleased with dark or upsetting humor, and can feel like jokes that bring people down are cruel. They do however, enjoy a good dirty joke and can often laugh at the silliest things. ESFJs enjoy laughter very much, and probably favor being in a relationship with someone that they find hilarious.
ISTP
ISTPs often enjoy the use of irony and dark humor very much. They keep to themselves and have a very internal sense of humor. People are often very pleased by the ISTPs jokes and enjoy being around them. They enjoy the use of wordplay and often make their humor interesting and thoughtful. They have a dry delivery most of the time and are extremely deadpan, which can offend some people who misinterpret them. And let’s not forget, they enjoy a good sexual innuendo.
ESTP
ESTPs have an often goofy and unique sense of humor. They find the silliest things funny and can appreciate laughing at things that others scoff at. They enjoy having fun and bring that sense of excitement into their humor. They aren’t afraid of being self-deprecating and enjoy making other people laugh in whatever way is possible. They can often flip from silliness to downright dry humor, and it really just depends on the mood that they are in. They don’t like to stick to one simple style of humor and can appreciate just about anything for what it is. This style of joking makes the ESTP very fun to be around.
ISFP
ISFPs can have a very broad sense of humor and often find many different styles funny. They enjoy silliness and can sometimes be absolutely ridiculous and hard to follow. They often only share this unique side of themselves around certain people who can fully appreciate it. They are very good at being self-deprecating and can laugh at the goofy things that they do. They often tease their friends about similarly goofy actions but are good at doing it in a lighthearted way. ISFP enjoy a good inside joke and love being able to share that laughter with someone special. The people who do not know them closely, probably don’t get to see just how funny the ISFP can be.
ESFP
ESFPs have a very fun and lighthearted sense of humor. They dislike laughing at other people’s expense and often find that sort of comedy cruel and unacceptable. They want their jokes to be fun and enjoyable for everyone. The ESFP likes making people laugh and will often become self-deprecating to do so. They don’t mind being the butt of the joke, as long as everyone is enjoying themselves. ESFPs may make silly jokes by replacing certain song lyrics with their own or changing words to fit something that they find funny. They aren’t always the best at noticing sarcasm, and are much more adept to open humor.
The Signs In a Relationship
Aries: Highkey jealous about everything/everyone. Comes off as a badass but is surprisingly overprotective of you.
Taurus: Worries about eVERYTHING they say or do. is probably always asking their friends how to reply to text messages.
Gemini: “do I really like them OR IS THIS JUST ANOTHER PHASE. Am I really ready for commitment?? do I really need this stress in my life rn??”
Cancer: “Why aren’t they texting back itS BEEN .010137 SECONDS OH MY GOD THEYRE GOING TO BREAK UP WITH ME”
Leo: “ok but we’re like the cutest couple ever”
Virgo: internally screaming 24/7
Libra: internally screaming bc they want to kiss you 24/7
Scorpio: sexts u nonstop
Sagittarius: wait a minute HOW DO YOU “RELATIONSHIP” agAIN?? I can’t do this nvm I give up
Capricorn: “Sorry I kind of suck at this whole…liking somebody…thing..”
Aquarius: “For the love of God just leave me ALONE FOR 2 SECONDS. you’re great and all but I need some ME TIME.”
Pisces: Relates their relationship to every romantic song/poem/movie/anything
Am I ready?.. Do I need the extra stress?.. Or am I just going to run away?
"Cusps"
Please Note - You only have ONE Sun sign, but being born at a very late or early degree gives you influences of the sign before/after resulting in the "cusp". I'm getting a lot of asks about them so I'm just going to put some mini-descriptions here for all of you.
Pisces/Aries: You try your best to be straightforward. You try to make sure that what you say is what you mean. You can be frequently misunderstood. Intuitive - your hunches are usually correct. You find it very difficult to deal with failure. Generous
Aries/Taurus: Powerful yet lazy. May be obsessed with personal power. You exert your authority without arousing antagonism. persuasive, when people meet you, you may come across as quiet and unassuming. You’re a fighter and feel an enormous amount of responsibility, but secretly long to just submit to the pleasures of life. You can be extremely giving when you find the other person deserving. Biggest struggle for you is finding the true definition of unconditional love.
Taurus/Gemini: Versatile, hasty. May come on too strong but still charming & magnetic. People either love you or don’t. May silently insist on being the centre of attention. Curious & purposeful . Introspection and soul searching is not really your forte but would be great for self development. Organised yet chaotic.
Gemini/Cancer: Lives for experience, falls in love with life. Wants to experience to world. Very affectionate. Loves Romance. Inspirational. Seductive and easily seduced. Charming and calm. Must be careful of isolation due to living in a dream world. Escapist. Give their hearts fully.
Cancer/Leo: Moody, volatile emotions, unstable. May seek stability but when offered it they want change. Not uncommon for those born on this cusp to travel or even change addresses a lot. Generally men are quite feminine, women more masculine. Compassionate, understanding. Risk taking, has a strong sense of morals. Exciting. Fun.
Leo/Virgo: Secretive & unassuming. Very observant and can make good judgers of character. Some seem overly exhibitionistic, others overly quiet (generally those to the Leo side are the former, those to the Virgo side, the latter). Can be emotionally immature. Trust is a very big issue for those born on this cusp. Intuitive and practical.
Virgo/Libra: Tend to be sensuous & beauty loving. Unsettled, almost nervous. They like being up-to-date. Biggest challenge is focusing on spiritual matters. May be very humble but still get lost in material matters. Avoids unpleasant matters. Loves having very close friends.
Libra/Scorpio: Very magnetic. Prone to jealousy. Charismatic. Addictive tendencies. Dominating. Often at war with their heart and their head. Sharp wit. Insightful and clever. Can be overly critical. Very protective of loved ones. Unpredictable. Sensuous. Passionate.
Scorpio/Sagittarius: Freedom loving, but also love their families. If they’re family life wasn’t the best, they love the idea of creating their own - this doesn’t necessarily mean they want children, they want someone to love and to be loved back. Goal oriented. Often thinks about plans for the future. Often tries to solve others problems. Extreme, they are very all or nothing. Laughter is extremely important to their lives, if they aren’t laughing often something is wrong. Strong sense of morals.
Sagittarius/Capricorn: Contradictory. On one hand very optimistic on the other realistic. Overly serious but can also be overly joyful. Must find balance between these aspects of their personality. You don’t talk for the sake of talking. You do not need the approval of others and do not actively seek to be liked. This is good because it allows you you to be yourself, but bad because you may be unwilling to take advice. You do best with a best friend, or very close relationships, not large groups.
Capricorn/Aquarius: Exciting. Must be careful of burnout. Chaotic. Light-hearted & easy going. Fun-loving. Often have controversial opinions. They definitely aren't all talk. They do what they say (usually they like helping the downtrodden). Wild. Moody. Addictive, they have a dark side. Strong fantasy life. They love humor. Believe people should be hardworking (even over beauty & intelligence). Will judge those that aren't.
Aquarius/Pisces: Sensitive, concerned with the universal. Aims high. They must beware of isolation. Very caring. Often insecure. Fighters. They are always pursuing something whether it is outwardly or inwardly. May be overly attached to family, must learn to become their own person. Armoured, must learn to be more vulnerable. Kind. Caring.
calculate your sex drive
add up your sun and mars for a score out of 10
aries: 4
taurus: 4
gemini: 2
cancer: 2
leo: 4.5
virgo: 3
libra: 3
scorpio: 4.5
sagittarius: 5
capricorn: 4
aquarius: 2.5
pisces: 2
Leo Sun/Mercury, Taurus Moon, Virgo Venus, Capricorn Rising aesthetic
Someone do an astrology reading on this one too thnx
Aries - Closeups of crying girl with Spalding Taurus - Spaced out kid with basketball in front row Gemini - Angry boy running offscreen to the left Cancer - Excited kid clasping hands together in the back row Leo - Coach, in the back, with pained smile Virgo - Girl LOSING IT in back row (hands on head) Libra - Kid walking offscreen to the right, back turned Scorpio - Kid in front of coach looking about as ready as the coach Sagittarius - Black silhouette tossing around a ball Capricorn - Kid in the front row with head turning determinedly away Aquarius - Indignant child to the far left who looks like she was insulted Pisces - Happy girl in front holding her knees
